Friday, January 10, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former West Coast Real Housewife who still gets reality work cheated on her significant other with a producer of a show that is currently airing. There was a lot of sexual tension between them (son't ask me how) and they met after the show wrapped for drinks and that led to some sex in the front seat of the car.

28 comments:

Kristin said...

Gretchen and producer of Ccoupkes Therapy?

Stepforded said...

The Maloof Hoof!

Kristin said...

*Couples Therapy
Though cupcake therapy works too I guess

Zelda Zonk said...

Tay Tay is on Couples Therapy. Spoiler Alert: she's still drunk.

Kristin said...

Taylor Armstrong Couples Therapy
Duh

texas rose said...

Taylor Armstrong is a mess.

Stepforded said...

Good guess with Taylor Armstrong.

That woman is a perpetual mess ... it's probably good for her sanity that she was dumped from RHoBH but not for her wallet.

I pity her now-Fiancee's former wife and family - it's obvious to me that she's in love with the idea of being in love, not necessarily with him.

Derek Harvey said...

I miss Ramona Singer from the New York one. She's my girl!

Kristin said...

@Derek Harvey Those broads are back in February! Tuuuurtle Time.

auntliddy said...

Stop already with these motherf* cking housewives!!!!! They are NOBODIES!!! Not interesting!

Stepforded said...

@Kristin - I thought Kim from RHoBH was the Turtle lover?

Derek Harvey said...

@Kristin---haha I will get my Pinot Grigio ready

olliebolliesnollie said...

@ Stepforded more like turdle lover with her shit stained pillow! You're right tho ;)

Count Jerkula said...

I like Kristin's Cupcake Therapy idea, whether it is a euphemism for cute chicks or actual cupcakes.

Derek Harvey said...

no Ramona Singer does a sexy dance when she is drunk and chants turtle time while she wobbles around seductively. Kim likes smoking rock with ex-cons and lying about sobriety...

Stepforded said...

I worry about Kim with Kingsley - as a doggy person myself, I know his breed is not a good match for her. She should have got a Labrador - easy to train; very loyal; cuddly without the attitude; and not likely to snap unless really provoked. That's my pearl of wisdom for the day :-)

Kristin said...

@Stepforded Both do. Though Turtle Time
the name(ish) of a bar Ramona's drunk ass wanted to go to.

Derek Harvey said...

@Kristen---so sophisticated isn't she? lol

chopchop said...

@Kristin … I got excited that there was actually something called "Cupcake Therapy".

fancyscreenname said...

Well, CLEARLY, I've never known this level of passion. I always manage to make it to a bed.

KL said...

I think I need cupcake therapy right now!

Paint Chips said...

Couples Therapy was pretty good this week. Taylor was drunk and out of control and Farrah just made an ass of herself. At some point Jon Gosselin's supposed to show up and say the required shit about Kate.

Jacq said...

Turtle Time is the whole reason I switched from Sauvignon blanc to Pinot Grigio! Lol

Jacq said...

I know some people who could benefit from cupcake therapy

Jacq said...

Maybe that was why drunken Taylor was screaming for a producer during her meltdown. That was a sloppy and disgusting display if I've ever seen one. But, that is the only iota of "real" in reality TV - when someone get wasted-ass-wasted and makes a complete jerk of themselves.

mcmama said...

My thought too Kristin. Taylor Armstrong is a shady bitch.

versace buckles said...

Taylor "the skeleton in a wig and lips" Armstrong. What a sad, washed-up, reject of Beverly Hills she is. I think her creepy dead husband is alive in Thailand wreaking havoc under a different name. He was far too sociopathic to take his own life. And she is going to lose custody of her daughter if she keeps wrapping those flounder lips around white wine bottles.

Sally said...

Oh auntliddy, can't we please keep talking about the housewives? They make me feel so normal. And pretty. And happy.