Monday, January 27, 2014

Blind Item #9 - Grammy Awards

This former A list rapper/tweener actor turned C+ list mostly movie actor who will always have A list name recognition with that name sent a woman to the hospital early this morning when the top of a champagne bottle broke off inside her. Yep, you read that right. He wanted to see how far it would go and she complied. Until it broke.

49 comments:

Robso said...

Phat E Arbuckle?

Seven of Eleven said...

I... um... think we've seen this before.

And eww.

aemish said...

Internal hemorrhaging. Sexxay.

skimpymist said...

Romeo or bow wow

Uhhhh... said...

Gross.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Given how thick the glass is on a champagne bottle, those Kegel exercises must have really paid off.

I have some excess carbon, can you turn it into a diamond?

bluebonnetmom said...

These women need to get some self respect and not do this crazy crap. I bet that ER trip was a load of fun.

Karen said...

How did it break?! I've dropped champagne bottles on the floor without them even getting dinged. This doesn't seem possible.

Taylor Swift's Hair said...

*Headbang!*

bluebonnetmom said...
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ConfirmationStation said...

Hey guys, champagne bottle here: Can confirm that I broke off inside groupie's vagina. I got up there pretty far and he started with the bottom of the bottle! She was a champion and even offered to drive herself to the hospital!

Karen said...

@Charlie, Kegels or vagina teeth? We may never know.

plokzy said...

The only tweener actor turned a list rapper that I know of is Drake, and this def isn't him. People already made a big enough deal about that as it is - if another exists, id like to know who it is...

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!

Brenda L said...

LOL at Phat E. Arbuckle!!!

Count Jerkula said...

The top of the bottle broke off or she got shot in the innards w/ a cork?

auntliddy said...

Wth????

PghGirl said...

@Count...either way that's a whole lot of frickin pain!

Jennabean said...

Bow wow fits hasn't rapped since forever now an was lead in the movie lottery ticket( or something like that )

Jennabean said...

Derp he's the host of 106&park now on BET woulda mentioned that. So I change to Romeo

The Dude said...

BS.....someone watches to many movies with breaking bottles, no way this could happen or she would have been in the emergency room too!

Auto Co-Wrecked said...

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loopymommy said...

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Count Jerkula said...

I've seen video clip of a cork poppin in a cam whore. The expression on her face was priceless.

Sophie Helene said...

I also can't see how a bottle can break from the inside of a vagina unless it was actually hit for the purpose of being broken.

She may have gone to the ER with a bottle champagne inside of her, but my guess is that it was not broken.

And PS: Can we stop going all "self respect" flustered about women who do sexual foolish things?

Sophie Helene said...

I just read the post again: so the bottle broke inside the girl from the neck up (neck of the bottle, that is). This is total BS.

Vintage Pink said...

Total bs. Not likely at all. If it was, all the bottles would break in transit.

Runswithscissors said...

Why is everyone assuming it's the vagina? It was probably her ass, those muscles can tighten enough and push whatever it is to the bone, that's how bottle too could break. IMO.

Runswithscissors said...

Besides, there is a stop to the cervix and past the cervix, whereas the lower intestine can go on and on

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

This is a celebrity gossip site, not a cervix stopper mucus plug vagina vs lower intestine science discussion site.
Take your "facts" and gtfo.

chopchop said...

This is just like "One Man One Jar".

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe bottle banged against a brass IUD and took a chip out of the bottle?

Anyone here ever see the dude squatting on a pickle jar clip? Empty pickle jar up his ass, then the thing breaks and blood gushes all over. Sick, Cringe, Hate getting bombed with it.

Count Jerkula said...

JINX CHOPCHOP!!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Holy crap, @Count, you must have some straight up enemies to get bombed with that! {shudder}

M52799 said...

I know I will probably regret this but, can you elaborate on her expression?

Pogue Mahone said...

OMG!

Candyland said...

I'm dying over here as I just noticed Count's avi on this post.

trudi said...

@Robso Phat E Arbuckle is brilliant .

Renoblondee said...

Calling bs too.

QueenAnne Guido said...

This could be true. Seen the YouTube of the bottle rocket in the anus? Plenty of dumb shits to go around!

kpist said...

LL Cool J?

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

Hey kpist,
Does your name rhyme with "rapist" on purpose, or was that oversight?
Is it ok that I just auto-pronounce it "rapist" when I see it?
Thanks in advance for your response.

Best wishes,
Horse teeth and bloody hands

crila16 said...

What? How sensitive was that champagne bottle, that it broke that easily? Champagne bottles are super thick glass. I don't believe this one at all.

rajahcat said...

classy both ways

8=====D aka Lil Dick. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

It is not that difficult. There is a video where a dude sits naked on a bottle and it breaks while inside him. He starts to bleed while the rest of us fight between laughing and looking away.

Well, I have looked for it and it is some kind of jar and not a bottle.
It is called 1guy1cup, if you are curious.

cocokate said...

Ludacris

kelli_girl said...

Little late to the commenting party, but my gawd, this is a painful blind to think about!!

MadLyb said...

At least it wasn't a mud shark.

Count Jerkula said...

LOL! Glad you like it, Candyland.