Sunday, January 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 4, 2013

The girlfriend of this former almost A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee who is now a punch line to a lot of jokes is so forgetful that he left her naked and tied up for hours because he had got up to go to the bathroom during sex and then became distracted with something else.

Gary Busey

36 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Sounds like the scene in that movie Spun when Jason Schwartzmans character is on a meth binge and leaves his gf tied to the bed with tape on her mouth for a day or two. Busey is probably a meth-head (would explain a lot)...

sandybrook said...

Its kinda hard for me to picture him as an award winner.

BaronessOrczy said...

Doesn't he have a history of a closed head injury?

texas rose said...

Sandy - he was only nominated for "Buddy Holly Story" - he didn't win.

OneEyeCharlie said...

It's kind of hard for me to imagine a woman getting naked with Gary Busey

Vera L- said...

On the brightside, when he forgot about her, she didn't have to have sex with him. Or his TEEF.

texas rose said...

yes - he was in a bad motorcycle crash with head injury.

LottaColada said...

Doesn't he have a wee baby?

Sherry said...

Yeah right Charlie? I mean eww.
And while it falls on blind eyes, Enty, take a look at that first sentence. So his girlfriend found herself? I mean I understand it but good lord that's a bloody mess.

Kristin said...

Heeeey Charlie

epiphany said...

Who wrote this? The blind it so badly written, it says the GIRLFRIEND was forgetful, not Gary Busey. I refuse to believe a lawyer's grammar and vocabulary could be this atrocious. If the faux-Entys are going to pretend to be the original, couldn't they at least take a writing and composition class?

Anothergrayhare said...

I'd like to buy a comma.

Marty McFly said...

TIED UP-Taking in extra diversions until pus*y.

Derek Harvey said...

@Marty haha---

Blondie! said...

I'm sorry, but I just can't see anyone wanting to get nekkid with him. Just ewwwwww!

Count Jerkula said...

@Derek: Spun was great.

I need more specific info on how many hours. Some chicks don't even consider it a party until 2-3 hours in to being restrained.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey Kristin! You gonna snark with us during Grammy time? Kinda missed you during the SAGs.

keetz4 said...

Sounds like early dementia has set in.

Kristin said...

Thanks Charlie! I may. It's Housewives of Atlanta pajama party smack down tonight so we shall see.

Derek Harvey said...

@Kristin---Im with you on that! Atlanta is sooo good but we are so behind in Canada the new season has not even started here yet!

auntliddy said...

Busey has actual brain damage from his accident, so he has alot of mental issues. Throw in drugs, booze and innate douchiness and ya got a mess.

NaughtyNurse said...

Aw, yeah, auntliddy!! When you put it like that, he's downright HAWT!!!

WritergirlinLa said...

I gotta go pee....... BUTTERFLY!

LadyWawa said...

But, if your boyfriend had left you tied up to a bed and not returned after even five minutes, wouldn't you call out to him? Yell? Scream? Until you got his attention? How does it wind up taking hours before you can get him to finally return?

Kristin said...

@LadyWawa Ball. Gag.

sandybrook said...

I loved Wawa when I lived near Jersey and drank at the shore. (BarA) .wawa is down here in Florida now but nowhere near anywhere I wanna go (Orlando) :(

NaughtyNurse said...

BarA sandybrook????? I know it well! Haven't been there in many years, but I spend every summer at the shore.

Count Jerkula said...

Naughty Nurse is a Benny!!!!

My buddies and I usually avoided BarA in the summers. Too many juice up guidos and plastic skanks. Winter Tuesdays w/ 50cent 7 oz drafts and Love Lies Bleeding performing is when we went.

Summers were usually McCann's for food and Paul's for partying. Then some nights we would just party at my one friend's house, 2 blocks from the water. Shortly before 2AM we would head down to the pizza place to quell the munchies and watch Staten Island pour out of DJ's. We would get prime seats to check out the stumble drunk hotties and the morons who weren't getting laid so they would try to start fights. I wish I had a cell phone camera in those days. Maybe it is a good thing I didn't, cause the videos could trigger some acid/shroom flashbacks.

ninotchka said...

Someone attempted to fuck Gary Busey? Why? Nevermind, there couldn't possibly be a good reason.

NaughtyNurse said...

Yep. A Benny of sorts. More of a local than a Benny, though. Still spend every weekend of the summer there with the family, biking to the beach and playing in the sand.

Jacq said...
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Jacq said...

He didn't forget, He was probably somewhere over the rainbow...

sandybrook said...

Yep BarA @nurse but I'm not a Guido or a Benny we just went out there to visit our friends and go drink at their shore bars. We got better pours out there and they got better tips than the locals gave them.

Alita said...

Charlie - "hard," or "mentally damaging?"

"Yeesh, blearg" is also sn understandable variation.

Stepforded said...

Wow - he's such a catch. Said no-one ever.

gr8p said...

Who the FUCK would let Gary Busey tie them up? hahahahaha No sympathy from me love. hahahahaha