Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 18, 2013

This actress is B list. She was on a hit television show and got fired. She now makes her living appearing in a franchise and not much else. She also has a bit of a temper and a bit of a drinking problem. So, when a guy hit on her the other night she reached into her bag and pulled out what could best be described as something about a foot long that people use to pleasure themselves. She told the guy if he was bigger than what she was holding she would go out with him otherwise he should just walk away. He walked away.

Michelle Rodriguez

25 comments:

Angela said...

I didn't know that Rodriguez was a Subway customer.

auntliddy said...

Buzzkill!!!!!!

T. E. Cuz said...

bleghghgh omg... she keeps it in her purse?? and takes it out to the bar?? so gross...

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it.

P.S. When did CDaN turn into Blind Gossip? Me no likey

Renoblondee said...

Easy easy.

D Brown said...

Was it strapped on her girlfriend at the time?

CocoaBeachBunny said...

This was the look on her face when she said it.

Ray Nicolet said...

Im glad she got fired from Lost, she annoyed me.

AndrewBW said...

Mitchie loves the sausage!

Brenda L said...

LOL @ Angela

Jacq said...

A lesbian who loves foot-long? To each their own, I guess. I would have liked the story better if it ended with her getting a 18-inch cock-slap.

Sylvia said...

LOLOL

Runswithscissors said...

Agree with Michelle, cut to the chase and spare me the waste of time with the dates and chats and whatnot. Don't waste my time, life's too short.

Seven of Eleven said...

I kind of like the fierce b*. I mean, except for the drunk driving thing.

cc: Jaime Pressley

sandybrook said...

Well we know who the guy isn't anyway.

Aries Dynamo said...

LOL! Love it, love it! Way to turn those tables.

Cheryl said...

I kind of like the way she owns that stereotype and the typecast roles she plays. Nobody does butch badass in a wifebeater like her. At production meetings, I'll bet they say that the Michelle Rodriguez part will be played by Michelle Rodriguez.

The Real Dragon said...

This is why I love her

RangersGirl said...

LOL, I've done something similar. It shuts them up almost every single time lol

Freya said...

What would have happened if he was packing?

JoElla said...

WOW she really is going off the rails again.

On the other hand, I can't decide if this is a brilliant move, or girl in trouble move..

AndyCane said...

"I'll bet they say that the Michelle Rodriguez part will be played by Michelle Rodriguez."
Ha ha! Perfection

Sherry said...

There was also a blind about her getting pissed at some girl and banging on her door with a dildo where she screamed, "you left this behind". That was probably hers.

ninotchka said...

I feel sorry for this girl. Butch lesbians have a tough time in Hollywood. Lipstick lesbians are fine, the men think they're there for them to watch.

luciferianblues said...

respect.