Saturday, January 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 4, 2013

This B list actress with the great voice and some of the best supporting roles ever usually plays sexy. Well, always sexy, even if she is playing a mom to a college student. Anyway, not too long ago she entered the dating pool after a long absence and she was having phone sex with a guy she had just started dating and she could hear him watching a movie that sounded familiar. It turns out he was watching one of her movies but he seemed to get more excited when a different actress was on screen. She asked him and he said he was more turned on by the other actress, but she was great too, but he was wondering if she could introduce him to the other actress. Our actress hung up.

Jennifer Coolidge/Shannon Elizabeth

31 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Not cool dude.

Rach Around said...

She's sexy? It's like trying to stuff toothpaste back into a tube.

Rach Around said...

Or a sausage, with a bad blonde weave, that's split.

Rach Around said...

Sorry, but B list? B?????

Alice Tate said...

Wow, somebody got a little worked up in the comments on the original. I hope she's feeling better now.

RangersGirl said...

Blargh, what a dog. That is the shadiest thing ever. Way to go Jennifer for showing him the door. Bend & Snap!

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Dude. If you're going to watch another woman on video while you're doing phone sex, HIT THE GODDAMNED MUTE!!!!!

It isn't that hard.

Lucas said...

She's hotter than Shannon Elizabeth, as far as I am concerned.

timebob said...

I read a fan review of being on the set of two broke girls in the audience. Apparently every time Jennifer hits the set the audience goes nuts. EVERY TIME. No matter how many times she does or how long the taping goes. She also is bad at remembering her lines and they have to do them over and over again.

You just can't top being Stifler's mom.

MISCH said...

who can blame her…what a jerk

Tina Mallette said...

It sucks to have such a recognizable voice, but one should still use a fake name on the internet for that kind of thing at first if you are famous

Err said...

She's awesome. @Rach - she works it. we would all be so lucky to have what she's got and work it like she does. People here always dogging the girl with the low self esteem but when you have a woman like her who exudes confidence, you knock her. Not cool.

Murphy said...

I love her and think she's gorgeous but not B list.

sandybrook said...

@Alice Aahh back in the day Rach had a fan club who thought she was the major troll on this board which is why she is Rach now (to shut that person up)

sandybrook said...

Honestly for her age Jennifer is hot but Shannon did that scene in American Pie and she is about 20 years younger and had a great body back then.

bunny honey said...

I have always loved her. She is so funny. Girl you can do better and I'm glad you noticed.

Murielle said...

She's a sexy lady who deserves better than a douchebag

chopchop said...

"We have so much in common … we both love soup"

Jennifer Coolidge > Shannon Elizabeth. Always.

auntliddy said...

Right??? What an ass!

Looziana Magnolia said...

Love her! I hope to run into her one day when I'm back home in NOLA. She seems like she would be fun to hang out with.

T1 said...

I'd take Stifler's mom over Shannon Elizabeth.

The Real Dragon said...

@T1 Me too

Matthew said...

Rach? She took Pootie Tang's belt!!! And we all should know how Pootie is with the ladies.

Its just U said...

@chopchop I was just gonna say that very thing. Love it.

ninotchka said...

She's fabulous, the guy's an idiot. The End.

KellyLynn said...

Jennifer Coolidge is beautiful, funny and much more interesting than Shannon Elizabeth could ever be.

Alexa Rose said...

Some people are so dumb.

NaughtyNurse said...

Hell, yeah, Jennifer Coolidge is B list!! She is super talented, funny, and beautiful.

Sunnyhorse said...

Shannon Elizabeth seems to be a raving bitch (anyone else see her What Not to Wear episode?). Why anyone would choose her, no matter how good looking she is, over Jennifer Coolidge is beyond me.

lutefisk said...

I hope she was using her Sophie voice for the phone sex.

spritely said...

Lucas, you continue to be my favorite commenter here!