Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 29, 2013

This B- list television and movie actor who is on a roll right now as he shoots to the A list does not try and use his fame to pick up women. He prefers cash instead and says it is so much easier than actually having to care. He has spent $25K in the past week on escorts during his vacation.

Benedict Cumberbatch

66 comments:

Niclee said...

I'll do him for free

Margaux said...

Interesting ... at least it's honest I guess.

Happy New Year everyone! I think it's been about 18 months since I last commented here :)

mynerva said...

Dammit. Was really hoping this wasn't Cumberbatch.

Freya said...

He's just like the rest...sighs

Flora Goforth said...

Females?

Gytrash said...

HAHAHAHA, I think this would highly disappoint the millions of tumblr fangirls who wouldn't even care if he cared, and would gladly sleep with him for free.

Does make me a shred disappointed, to be honest...

MISCH said...

O.K he doesn't want to get involved with anyone at this time….
Glad he's not leading anyone on…

Murielle said...

I salute his honesty.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I admire his can do spirit. No doubt he enjoys not having to explain his kink or worry about it getting out either.

Feedly said...

Commence fangirl heart breaking.

Johnny said...

Nice try Ent..he is still awesome

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Margaux! Don't be a stranger.

Sherry said...

Hey something for us late comers.

Yeah women? Love him, still pings my gaydar.

Murielle said...

Nah. Fan girls think differently: He's not ready yet. Which is good news. One day he'll get tired of escorts, will want to find true love, settle down and all that and BOOM fan girls will be there!

The Real Dragon said...

I mean he's single

KatL said...

Is that the sound of a thousand tumblr sites wailing in protest?

Ramone Love said...

Smart. As a wise man once said to me: If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it.

Erin said...

NOOOO! Say it ain't so!

hothotheat said...

He pings my gaydar too.

I appreciate a man who admits to paying for sex rather than be a dog who pretends to care to get women to sleep with him.

nbalaclava26 said...

His Mom is HAWT!!!!

Renoblondee said...

I dont' know who this is. :(

texas rose said...

@Niclee - you are making his point. You would probably want to stay in touch.

B. Profane said...

Think of it this way: he's traveling so much for work right now there's no way for him to have a normal, monogamous relationship. Would you rather have him leading on random women with one-night stands or using the services of discreet, classy sex workers?

S.joy said...

The chicks on Celebitchy will DIE if they read this lol

Dingle Barry said...

Exactly, all are just a money pit, unless true passion is involved.

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Flygirl said...

Am I one of the few that's not attracted to him? But maybe for some $..... :p

Niclee said...

@renoblondee he's on Sherlock and the bad guy in the new Star Trek
@texas rose, I actually wouldn't. From his interviews I've seen, he's too classy for me to have a relationship with. I like being myself and being with a guy like that I would have to hide just how immature I am. I will however take him for a ride. As long as he talks dirty in that voice. :)

Flygirl said...

@S. Joy!, you are so right!! Lol

FrenchGirl said...

weirdly i thought he was gay and i even believe Enty wrote a blind on him and Liv Tyler as his beard

AIP said...

Speaking as a fangirl (although one that's exactly as old as he is) of some years standing: frankly I don't blame him. He's single, solvent and they are getting well paid.


Oh and I am one of the chicks on Celebitchy, but I think that some of my fellow C'bitches are of a more romantic disposition than me ;-)

S.joy said...

@Flygirl lol yes! they are OBSESSED with him... it's almost worship

@AIP lol! Hi fellow celebitchy reader! :-) I find it interesting that most of the women there are sooo in love with him

TeeTee said...

^this.

texas rose said...

Niclee - wasn't making a comment about you personally but just the fact that if he hooked up with one of his fangirls he would have to deal with things like that.

Count Jerkula said...

Sorry Cumberbitches, he prefers Cumberwhores.

Steampunk Jazz said...

. To me he already has the body of an 70 year old, all bony and stringy.=-O since I work in a retirement community.....

MISCH said...

He's a Brit…most of them seem gay..

SnowCherries said...

Hmm, feeling out if the loop that I don't know who this is...

Niclee said...

Texas Rose-that I believe. His fan girls are the quiet crazy types. More intelligent too, good stalking skills.

Margaux said...

Sigh, Count.

parissucksliterally said...

Good for him. He isn't leading anyone on this way.

S.joy said...

@Steampunk I swear that is the funniest comment I read all day!!! LOL. Thanks for the laughs, once I get started I can't stop!

cowbulls said...

$25k??????????? OK, somebody educate me. What's the going rate for a VS model escort? How about an over the hill like a Pam Anderson? Any other ranges of quality?

Sprink said...

Oh, Mischa, you got some 'splainin' to do...

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, I appreciate his energy anyway

Baba said...

I am not above having weird ass crushes but I do not get this dudes appeal at all. Especially now.

Glitter said...

I think he is higher than B-

texas rose said...

Cowbulls- An elite escort goes for $1,000 and hour. If he wanted someone 2, 3 or more hours a night it could easily be $25K. These women are not street walker types- but beautiful, intelligent, friendly party girls that most men could easily hang with a few hours or even overnight.

NaughtyNurse said...

I fear the backlash I may get for saying this, but I don't find him attractive.

audrey said...

Neither do I Naughty. I can appreciate that he is a good actor, but that is all.

CarolMR said...

Isn't he married?

Nancy said...

@NaughtyNurse and audrey, I'm with you. I think he is a good actor, but attractive, no.

Low Key said...

@Flygirl: I don't see it either.

Sandy said...

Huh. Interesting for a Brit - they're often notoriously cheap, even the posh ones. But obviously this makes sense for him. He just got out of a long-standing relationship, his career is now on an upward trajectory, he's doing films back-to-back - he's probably too busy, too tired for dating and not particularly interested in any emotional palaver and/or attachments.

Fairly practical, as long as some hooker doesn't Bieber-in-Brazil him, or he doesn't catch anything untoward. Huh. I wonder if he has the expense written into riders? He should.

Lisa said...

Yeah, it doesn't bother me. At least he doesn't pretend to be something he's not.

B-? Really? I totally don't get the rating system here.

MadLyb said...

I love, "Sherlock" and find him hot for some reason. Voicegasm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdphtMWjies

PotPourri said...

he's not hot at all.

KellyLynn said...

I am probably in the minority, but I find Martin Freeman much sexier than Benedict Cumberbatch. He's charming, and all, but he comes across as a bit too posh for my tastes.

FlirtyChick74 said...

^^this here

Sleven™ said...

I've been considering a career change for 2014, and Niclee and Texas Rose aren't helping. $1k+/hr for being a not-ugly geek with good stalking skills? And Cumberbatch as a client?

Where do I sign up?

@KellyLynn, I absolutely adore Martin Freeman. I like Cumber but if they were both in the same room and I had to choose which one to ignore, tall, dark, and pale would be checking his voicemail while Freeman and I, um, conversed.

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Meredydd said...

I'm a huge BC fan and I'd do him free any day of the week and twice on Sundays, but I'm not bothered by the escorts thing if it's true. Paying that kind of money, he's getting high end workers and not just getting his rocks off but paying for discretion as well.

Topper Madison said...

@ MadLyb Thanks for the link! I do not find him AT ALL physically attractive, so I assumed all the twitter over him had to do with his voice. And if that is his voice-over reading the poem, he does have an awesomely sexy voice. I feel so much better now. I thought all of womankind was collectively losing their marbles over a pasty, gangly, super-average bloke.

Dee Jour said...

Yeah, on escorts, to make him look heterosexual....
But if you do chance on pap photographs of him at resorts, he has an entire man troupe with him....

coolpiscesgirl said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2380576/Benedict-Cumberbatch-emerges-nightclub-woman-days-entertaining-model.html

Shinobi Jedi said...

The thing dude doesn't understand is, tricking doesn't count. Or maybe he does and doesn't care? Then that's cool if so. It's the tricks who think they're Macks because they trick that are annoying fools who do not make the world a better place.