Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 10, 2013

This B list teen celebrity took off her only undergarments at dinner the other night and set them on the table and told her actor husband to put them on. He went to the bathroom and did just that and she made him show her right in the restaurant.

Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison

31 comments:

Uhhhh... said...

Gross.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Uh. Uh. Uh. Torn between ew'ing and laughing.

FSP said...

She should have made him try on her bolt ons too!

Bacon Ranch said...

I do believe "Kill it with fire" is an appropriate phrase here.

skimpymist said...

She was accentuating his Camel tail

Stepforded said...

I always thought he was the weird one who had her under some sort of duress ... now I think it was the other way 'round

discoflux said...

Ugh. I pity the other patrons in that establishment.

Runswithscissors said...

Gghchpfgc *chocking*. And the restaurant had to close because of contamination.
I just can't with the description of celebrity. Should read "this nobody who keeps trying to become somebody".

BuffaloBlue said...

B?!?!

sandybrook said...

wrapped around her little finger. Too bad they didn't work out :)

NaughtyNurse said...

I think it's time for Enty to formally explain his rating system. Sure, there's always going to be a little wiggle room, since ratings are subjective, but Courtney Stodden a B list anything? Really? Are we talking about there being a rating just for TEEN celebrities? Seriously…please…could you break down the ratings criteria for us?

TheLondonBee said...

hot!

Glitter said...

B List? She's lower than D.

ktmonster said...

what a strange and sad life that girl leads...

Count Jerkula said...

Disgusting how that whore took advantage of an obviously damaged man.

sandybrook said...

I dunno Entybot never uses D-list on this blog, is he jealous? Or is it trademarked? Anyway you look at it Courtney is no higher than C list and is probably D list.

TalksTooMuch said...

Stop saying whore to describe every sexually active woman! Whore has a very specific connotation, money for sex, gifts for sex, whatever! SHE is sexually spontaneous, nothing has ever come up about her being paid for what I'm sure is totally gross sex

feraltart said...

Gives new meaning to the term 'Release the Cracken!'

Count Jerkula said...

Isn't she alleged to have a sex tape shot and ready to go if someone meets her price?

Anyway, I'm sorry, TTM.

Disgusting how that attention whore took advantage of an obviously damaged man.

Tina Mallette said...

Must be hard to live with people with attention and intelligence deficits.

TalksTooMuch said...

Thank you.

Plus, I think porn falls under "performance art", not whoring

Count Jerkula said...

You are reaching way too much there for me TTM.

There is nothing artistic about being impaled by a gaggle of parolees and ne'er do wells, in a porn whore's endless quest for rent, drugs and Louis Vuitton.

TalksTooMuch said...

Alright, I'll give you that one. Worth a shot

Sugar said...

A money shot!

Seachica said...

I really didn't need to read this over lunch

Katie said...

Exactly.

Jessie said...

It's kind of hilarious trying to imagine Doug putting on her giant bra.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

B for Buffoon, maybe...

Kara said...

She wears bras?

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

shocker! said no one

Dingle Barry said...

Nicely played Count.