Monday, January 27, 2014

Grammy Awards Photos Part One

Miranda Lambert

Katy Perry
Paris Hilton
Pink
Madonna
Taylor Swift
Robin Thicke (ruining velvet for the rest of us) and Paula Patton
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Sara Bareilles

36 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Oh Maddy, I liked that outfit the first time I saw it on Kate Hudson's ex from the Black Crowes on you it looks like you are trying to hard.

Hanwi said...

I hate to say it, but I almost like Grandma Death's outfit here. She's still desperate to be edgy and relevant, though.

Renoblondee said...

Love Katy and Taylor unabashedly! So there!
Madonna looks so dumb.
I had no idea Sara is so er, unfortunate looking.

ConfirmationStation said...

Hey guys, Paris's dress here: can confirm I got herpes from my proximity to her rancid, dripping lady parts. She was not wearing panties!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Miranda,* shakes fist* I still have not forgiven you. The Everley bros weren't all that to me but they deserved better than you screwing up their legacy with your horseshit kareoke vocals...

Dolphy said...

Oh Madonna, please take note that it's not a good look for you (or anyone) to wear outfits that are reminiscent of the freaky preacher from the Poltergeist movies. Seriously, no bueno.

Seven of Eleven said...

I like Katy's dress and yes, {hangs head in shame} I like Paris's dress, too. Just not her.

Pink awesome but this dress isn't. Ditto for the usually impeccable Taylor Swift.

Whatever, Madonna. (Pretend I inserted a funny gif there.)

Sara B looks like she's wearing a poodle.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good one Dolphy! I kept thinking The quick n the dead with Sharon Stone....lol
The white costume she wore during the show was the dead part so this mist be the quick.. :-\

Jacq said...

Madonna should have brought a lackey to carry the bags under her eyes. Lambert = budget Carrie Underwood. She should, theoretically, be pretty - only she isn't. Have the Grammys officially jumped the shark if Hilton is still showing up?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Thank you, John Legend, for showing that men can still dress nicely and show a little class; even at the Grammys. A double thank you for not wearing fucking sunglasses.

Alexstrasza said...

Taylor Swift's dress is gorgeous. I loved the one she changed into during the show even more.

bflogurl said...

Lambert needs some bangs.

Sherry said...

Very first thought: Madonna looks stoopid. John Legend was awesome but the spotlight on Chrissy during his song was silly.

texas rose said...

Seems like Madonna has gone from decent looking 50something yo to an old woman overnight. Definitely time for her to step out of the light.

StewMcG said...

Just wanted to come on and say how much I absolutely loved Sara B.'s performance with Carol King. That was so freakin' awesome.

Tina Mallette said...

I caught Madonna and I thought wow I don't remembering hearing about her needing hip replacement and whether she is pre or post surgergy

rajahcat said...

Taylor had the best dress hands down

John Legend the best overall performance with Stevie Wonder/Daft Punk close behind

what was the B and J performance???? Worst I've ever seen them be.....she was over sexualized for an 8pm opening for the Grammy's. I don't get why she does this.....she is too talented to go that route. Sadly they just weren't that good...that song just isn't a Grammy opener.

Unknown said...

Pink owned the Grammys!

I enjoyed Carole & Sara too.

Bey & J? I have better chemistry with my toothbrush.

Susan said...

raja - completely agree with you regarding the performances. The Prudy McPruderson in me HATED Beyonce's performance.

I preferred the dress Taylor changed into.

Sara B. shoulda got her hair did.

I love Katy Perry's dress. It looked better on the TV. She's kinda washed out in that pic above.

JoElla said...

Oh Madge, I am old enough to remember Open Your heart the first go. And I remember the Bolo hat, hell I even rocked the Bolo hat!

Bad news.. You and I can no longer rock the Bolo hat..

Good news.. Open Your Heart lives on!

Sylvia said...

Love Taylor's dress...

Madonna, really....

Parasite, who the hell invited you....

lazyday603 said...

Whoever invited/allowed Paris Hilton on the red carpet should be fired.

I'm glad to see that Led Zeppelin is finally being recognized for the great new rock music they have been so prolifically creating over the last couple of years. Better luck next year Jethro Tull!

califblondy said...

Poor Madonna, embarrassing her kids like that. I bet Lourdes cringed when Mum walked out the door.

Marion Silver said...

HEY MADONNA, Rocco has a question for you.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Madonna looks like Reverend Henry Kane from Poltergeist.

ktmonster said...

I know everyone hates on Robin and Paula, but they always look like they are having a really good time together. Krissy and John seem like they would rather be anywhere else.

anon said...

Jesus - Madge just reaks of desperation. This outfit just looks stupid as does the cowboy outfit she wore during the show. And WTF is up with her face again? It was just looking like it was getting half way back to normal after the last time she fucked with it. She's actually making herself look older. I saw a close up of her leaning forward on the Red Carpet and she looked positively GRUESOME

TalksTooMuch said...

Robin Thicke looks fantastic! So does Paula Patton

KP said...

Madonna is so transparent, trotting out her black son after all of the flak she has taken the past week or two.

Paris Hilton's album is about to drop HA HA, can't wait to hear it...

Frufra said...

Madonna just cracks me up here. I don't get the plunging neckline/no cleavage look gals like Miranda are sporting these days. What ever happened to lifting up the girls and creating a little vavoom up in there???

Stepforded said...

Why's Madonna having to hold her crotch up like that?

Robin Thicke even stands like a Douche ...

Lila said...

Katy Perry so kitchy that she is boring. yawn! Taylor Swift, Paris and Pink look amazing. WTF Is up with Paula Patton's dress? It makes no sense... Lions heads and zebra prints. This is not a new look for Madonna. She has been doing the tuxedo-Marlene Dietrich look since the 80's in her "express yourself" video, so why so critical about it now?

iknowpeople said...

I thought Fay Dunaway was imitating Madonna.

Anotheramy said...

is... is is Robin Thick wearing lifts? They look like really long pointy high heels!

Interplanet Janet said...
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Interplanet Janet said...

Madonna reminds me of that creepy old man in Poltergeist II.