Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Kate Gosselin Is On Kneepads Again

For at least the second time I can remember in the past year Kate Gosselin is on the cover of Kneepads. Yes, I realize Jon Gosselin is on Couples Therapy but no one watches that damn show so why does Kate need a cover? We already know People is the anti-Jon magazine. Every tabloid is the anti-Jon magazine. Is anyone out there seriously pro-Jon Gosselin? Kate Gosselin is not a friendly individual and no on particularly likes her but Jon is so Jon that everyone takes her side any way. I don't know who Kate is having sex with over at the magazine or what kind of favors they owe her publicist but I can't really think of a good reason how or why she gets two covers in the span of a year. Are there really no other celebrities who deserve a cover? None? I think the Ke$ha story or the Demi Moore story is more worthy of a full cover rather than the bit of a cover they gave them. If you have ever said to yourself that publicists don't really control what is on the cover of People, I hope you will look at this cover and realize the woman has no television show and no book and no special and hasn't in ages and no one watched or bought when she did but still got two covers. I guess Jennifer Aniston isn't pregnant this week?

25 comments:

MissMoPR said...

Why does she need a publicist and how does she pay them? I thought she was broke.

cubsfan1990 said...

Why does he call them neenpads?

cubsfan1990 said...

Kneepads*

auntliddy said...

I am as mystified as enty. And shame on kate for exploiting her children to get mag cover- oh. Yeah.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ cubs , because they do BJ puff pieces .

Seven of Eleven said...

It's the oddest cover. The twins turning 13? Huh?

I imagine something's coming out, maybe a show or book deal for the girls (Growing Up Gosselin?), and this is pre-publicity.

Topper Madison said...

Because more people who buy their magazine will buy a copy with Kate on the cover than Keisha or Demi, duh. I'm pretty sure they know their audience, and it's not made up of CDAN readers--it's people like my grandmother.

Vera L- said...

I've never watched the show(s) but if one of the twins wrote a tell all I would read it. I cannot imagine how fucked up their lives are.

also, Kate needs to stop with the surgeries. What happened to your eyes pirate lady?

Eros said...

She must give great blowjobs. Im with Enty on how the heck does such an irrelevant has been as Kate get a people. The answer has to be great blowjobs.

Giles said...

The one at the front has weird hair - clearly it's dyed, but the colour is all wrong

audrey said...

I love the title...like Kate would allow the truth to be told.

Harry Knuckles said...

Hope Kesha gets her eating disorder sorted out.

ethorne said...

Enty, everyone can't be as successful as Farrah, landing 'Girls & Corpses'.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Did someone say pirate and eye?

Mindy said...

The best part of this article is that an ad appeared at the bottom of the mobile version for actual knee pads.

Vera L- said...

Aye did Charlie ;)

izz said...

I read that the other cover they had her on this year was one of the best selling issues they had all year, either first or second. So there's your answer right there

Jacq said...

This trick needs to quit exploiting her kids. But she can always pull them out because no one is interested in her now that she's long been exposed as a thunder-cunt

s.breezy29 said...

Ugh can't Kate Gosselin and the Kartrashian's all go live on an island so we never have to hear about them again?!

califblondy said...

And this is why I stopped subscribing years ago. Well, crappy stories like this and the fact I get all my real news from Enty.

Alexa Rose said...

I feel so bad for the Goseelin kids. Hope they can turn out ok despite their parents.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...
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detown359 said...

Things like this should have to have two parents sign off. One parent should not be able to exploit their minor children like this.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Ugh, autocorrect and blogger hate me! Over it!

Cee Kay said...

I'll stand up for him! Jon certainly isn't any worse than Kate, and given a choice between the two I'd pick him to hang out with any day.