Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Chris Pine walks through the airport with a former Miss Iceland. Her name is Bjork. I like Bjork. The swan wearing singer. I don't know this Bjork.

Emily Blunt counts down the final weeks of her pregnancy.
Elton John and David Furnish.
I know, I know, this should have been the top spot. An Anne Hathaway smile.
And also very rare. A bikini shot of Anne. I haven't seen one of these since the days when she was dating the criminal and used to rub him down with her mouth after their swims in the ocean.
Heather Graham on stilts.
Jessica Alba's jeans are about ten sizes too big. She probably bought a size 0, but needed a -10.
Johnny Depp filming his new movie.
Angelina Jolie spends some quality time with one of her children.

49 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh, those are some unfortunate harem pants on AnnE.

Damn it, I conjured Jessica Alba.

LottaColada said...

Where the hell is Emily's belly? Must be the angle.

MontanaMarriott said...

Shoot I'd be smiling too if I was on a beach somewhere instead of in 50 below zero weather.

TalksTooMuch said...

Emily Blunt looks great. Chris Pine has been looking like his character in Smokin Aces for a very, very long time. That is not complaining

MontanaMarriott said...

I am curious and I ask my fags all the time, David/Elton who's the top? who's the bottom? Thoughs?!? lol

ktmonster said...

Do you think Angie's entire walk-in closet (which is likely the size of my entire house) is just filled with black pants, shirts and sweaters and 100 pairs of nude shoes. That is how I picture it. I don't recall the last time I saw her in color.

Del Riser said...

So, do they discard the wardrobe every day after Johnny wears it, or do they manage to hose him down?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Ktmonster, Ha! Maybe she's a big fan of Steve Jobs's style of dressing?

Wendy Davis said...

Alba needs to go away but is still a good example of good skinny. Just unfortunate jeans choice.

LottaColada said...

@Wendy, what do you mean by "good skinny" here?

califblondy said...

I've always been hot for Elton's hubby. Shhh, don't tell Elton I don't think I'd win a fight with him.

NaughtyNurse said...

Yes, I do think Angie's closet is all black. I can't blame her. My closet would be all black if I didn't mix it up with charcoal gray and blue jeans!

parissucksliterally said...

Jessica's girls do not look anything like her. The older one looks exactly like Cash, and I don't know who the fuck the younger one looks like! I'd be crushed. not inheriting her looks.......when they get older, I am sure they will be too. :(

Kimba said...

So bored with Angie's clothes, fine all black / nude, she doesn't want to be a free billboard etc, but it's the constant wife-beater t's, in *shocker*, black or white. Yawn.

hairydawg said...

Anne's new fella would probably shriek and jump overboard if she tried that on him.

Sugar said...

Now, I'm not one to gossip and you didn't hear this from me but I heard a rumor that Jack Osborne is the gay love child of Sharon and Elton John and that he is faking his MS.

Kimba said...

Sugar, you don't say?! Makes sense and solves a lot blinds. Now I don't feel to bad for talentless Jack - he's got acting chops after all .

Renoblondee said...

I agree @parissucks

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Enty, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're snarking falls flat, and just seems too snarky, too bitchy. The comment about Alba's jean size being -10, the jeans are a little lose but she's certainly not at Kate Bosworth's level of "dear GAWD eat something!" As far as Angie's choice of little color, I have to consciously buy color, because I always gravitate toward black, it's dressy, goes with anything, doesn't show stains or make up, wears forever without fading (much), she'd look good with a little color now and again since she's so pale, but she's also a Mom to what five kids? Maddox, Pax, the twins, Shiloh, Zahara, so six kids? What was she thinking? I know I know, they love kids, but six seems completely overwhelming, Bless her for it, but I couldn't imagine.

Glitter said...

Jessica Alba MUST call the paps everytime she leaves the house and Enty must be on Alba's payroll because she is in the pics nearly every single day.

Sugar said...

Mmmm hmmmm. You can read all about it over on the Sharon Osborne reveal!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@sugar like your new avatar

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Cee Kay said...

Angie looks less angular than usual in this pic. I like it.

Anothergrayhare said...

As someone else who always gravitates to black, but has added in cream and camel/nude this year, I'd love to know how much those shoes are that Angie is wearing and wear I could drool over them. They just look so comfy and I'm always in heels.

msgirl said...

Wtf? Why would anyone pretend to have MS? Where can I read more about this?

As someone who really does have MS this is making me so angry.

javamomma said...

Emily Blunt looks great--her face looks better fuller. If I could have my current body but former fuller face I would be so happy.

javamomma said...

Emily Blunt looks great--her face looks better fuller. If I could have my current body but former fuller face I would be so happy.

anon said...

God Angelina Jolie looks so unhealthy in that picture - her arm is skinnier than her daughters!

msgirl - I've learned to not be shocked by the shit people will lie about - one of my husband's friends lied about having AIDS. Yeah, not lied that he didn't have it when he did - lied and SAID HE HAD IT WHEN HE DIDN'T!

audrey said...

I'd rather see pictures of Jessica Alba and her kids everyday over the usual cast of trash we get whose names shall not be mentioned, but we all know who they are.

sandybrook said...

AnnE in a bikini says it all--she doesn't need breastical enhancement. But where is the hubby?

Wen said...

I bet Angie's daughter weighs more than she does.

PM said...

Oh, you're so edgy that you call your friends by the f-word! Do you use the n-word around blacks, too?

Massive G said...
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Massive G said...

I want to pork Bjork
Angie is a junkie
The Blunt baby is a bastard

Massive G said...

Every time I fart I blow a plug of shit out my ass

Christine Magnotta said...

Angie went too big with the boobs.

lutefisk said...

Someone should tell Jessica Alba to take the price tag off her ass. I have jeans like that. They fit fine until halfway through the day, then they start to sag. I can't wait to run home at that point and change into sweats.

Stepforded said...

Did Jessica Alba forget to remove the tag before wearing the jeans? Ewwww - that means she wore the jeans without washing them first! Gross - anyone's sweaty bum could've tried them on before she bought them :-/

Love, love, LOVE Heather Graham. Was fortunate to work with her a few years back and she is as lovely as everyone says. Very youthful looking lady too.

I worry for Emily Blunt - she looks as if she ate a big lunch, instead of being pregnant - she should be FAR bigger by now.

I can't stand AnnE - may she disappear into oblivion sometime soon ...

Seven of Eleven said...
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PJJ said...

Someone call the Wahhmbulance for @PM

lesbianeatwhat said...

everyone shhhh, im probably thee last comenter!! I LOVE ANGELINA FOR EVER!!!!!!!!

versace buckles said...

Jessica Alba handed out a People's Choice Award last night. 2014 is already a big year for her. Her boobs looked like they were pulling away from the tape on the inside of her dress. Very stressful to look at in HD.

rosie riveter said...

Saying fags about our gays isnt the same as saying the nword. Calm down calm down

rajahcat said...

Emily Blunt looks great pregnant....

Angelina Jolie on the other hand is really starting to show her age with the ridic skinniness-I'v always thought she looked like a drug addict....and does she ever wear anything that isn't black?

B626 said...

Chris Pine getting a pap picture of him with a lady before his new movie comes out.

Rach Around said...

Elton has pearls to clutch! I'm guessing he's had many "pearl necklaces" over the years - but those usually disappear with the wipe of a tissue.

Beth said...

Heather Graham looks fantastic! She is aging well in Hollywood--that is how it is done people.

cowbulls said...

Anne looks great. Jessica looks like a teenage boy with a cute head on his shoulders.