Monday, January 27, 2014

Random Photos Part Four

The Bachelor couple got married live on television. Does this mean everyone who watched has to buy a gift?

Speaking of weddings, tabloids are in a frenzy saying that Britney Spears is getting married which of course would require a notice to the court because of her conservatorship, but they forget about that part.
Chris Hemsworth has a hammer.
Claudia Schiffer makes a movie.
Dakota Fanning and her boyfriend at the Knicks game which also
had Meryl Streep and 50 Cent.
Eva Mendes at her usual pap spot-the grocery store.
Florence Henderson dressed in white and the White Ball. No blue balls allowed.
Gwen Stefani continues to look amazing.
Harrison Ford goes for a helicopter ride while his
wife goes grocery shopping. One seems less fun.

43 comments:

discoflux said...

The hammer is his penis.

cc: Captain Hammer

P.S. - Did I do that right?

Lucas said...

Ha!

LottaColada said...

Lol @ disco

Marion Silver said...

Calista needs to get back on track.

Jacq said...

Lol

Jacq said...

Are they just letting Bertney have a pretend engagement, without involving the courts? She'll probably never marry that douche, anyway. And they've got Vegas money to protect, so they can't let the guy adopt her like Trawick practically did.

ConfirmationStation said...

Hey Guys, Eva's coochie here: Can confirm even after shaving and washing me thoroughly, I still stank! Washing never makes the vaginal flatulence go away either.

horse teeth and bloody hands said...

There is this girl I know on twitter who seriously tweets EVERYTHING about her day.
"Just ate 4 crackers for a snack."
"Just brushed my hair 100 times lol #marshabradywhaaatt"
"Looked online for a new pair of shoes. Couldn't find any #sad"
"Why can't I find a man to love me?"

Anyway, that first caption up there about buying gifts for The Bachelor wedding sounds scarily similar to her. If I didn't know any better...

T. E. Cuz said...

eva, how much sparkling water do you need?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Going by Eva M's cart, I don't think she'd approve of Calista's bag of chips.

discoflux said...

Jason - Who would begrudge getting Lay'ed?

*whompwhomp*

Cindy said...

Eva -- all that healthy water and fresh fruits and veggies -- and a nasty frozen pizza. Must have a man living with her.

Sugar AKA Lil Fudgsicle said...

I'm reluctantly admitting that I watched all 2 hours of Catherine and Sean's wedding special last night. I feel so dirty.

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor Brit is morphing into a mee-maw.

I'd like some hammer, please.

Meryl and Fiddy. Who knew.

Tina Mallette said...

Meryl Streep sure gets around, MS and Fiddy? oh my

Sherry said...

Not to sound stupid (opening up a can of worms there but...) what does cc: mean when used in this context? I know when sending memos.

LowKey said...

The trolling is weak today. I am disappointed.

Marion Silver said...

@LowKey: That is your opinion, but some people say:

Ray Nicolet said...

Insanity Wolf is my favorite thing ever. YOU WIN!

parissucksliterally said...

Britney, do not wear clothes that highlight your schneck. Never a good choice. And change that awful hair color.

Gwen, you look perfect.

LowKey said...

@Marion, Insanity Wolf is my lap dog. Try again.

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, heyyyy Thor.

I don't know where to look first! Arm, eyes, arm,eyes, okay eyes!

rajahcat said...

Fanning's bf is cute

I really don't think Brit is getting married-pleeez

THOR

Steampunk Jazz said...

Why is every other pregnant woman parading her bump but Gwen gets a pass? I don't get it...

Seven of Eleven said...

Preach it, @Steampunk!

(I hope the hall monitor doesn't see this.)

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM, you're doing it wrong. :b

Renoblondee said...

@Sugar I'll be watching it this week too. Had to watch Grammys first. LOL

Allis said...

With all Brit's money there is no excuse for she looks. I love her to the moon, and she's a beautiful girl, but she needs some assistance.

TalksTooMuch said...

I lied, Seven

Sugar AKA Lil Fudgsicle said...

Awww, yeah, Reno. It was pretty boring, actually. And I really truly sincerely hope that are sexually compatible. I can't imagine buying the cow before trying out it's milk.

Seven of Eleven said...

Tsk, tsk, @TTM. You should be examining that fine widow's peak.

Stepforded said...

Poor old Eva Mendes doesn't have a very exciting life, does she? The grocery store is just about the only place she's papped at nowadays.

Britney's not getting married - they're just spinning that line to keep interest in her at a healthy level. If she is getting married then Dave must've got a salary and benefits increase of such a mammoth level that he's happy to live in-pretend for the rest of his life.

Claudia Schiffer - blah.

TalksTooMuch said...

I totally was, Seven! Widow's peak means crotch, right?

Renoblondee said...

@Sugar I know, totally agree. Poor thing was acting so horny on last weeks Sunday episode.

Sugar AKA Lil Fudgsicle said...

2 words: Grown Sexy.
You'll see. . .. . .

Sugar AKA Lil Fudgsicle said...

Oh and is Sean a virgin virgin or has he had sex before but just decided one day to wait for marriage before having sex again?

Renoblondee said...

He's one of those "Born again virgins". Blerg.

Renoblondee said...

Also, as an aside; my favorite wedding and couple is Ashley and JP. I was sobbing like a baby during that wedding.

__-__=__ said...

Did Brit buy her boobs where Lindsay bought hers? Just awful!
Eva - groceries will be there tomorrow. She has to be buying for at least two?!?!??

aemish said...

Hope Calista bought a comb in that bag...

PugsterMom said...

Or at least a bottle of shampoo...

LovelyCoconuts said...

I felt dirty when the honeymoon suite cam kept appearing!

jadetoo said...

Thor.