Monday, January 06, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Reese Witherspoon and her husband went to Hawaii to see

Justin Bartha get married.
Rumer Willis is back from vacation and back to her day job. Shopping in really ugly clothes.
Rachel Zoe is back to a size -4.
Simon Cowell rotates in his baby mama into the harem.
Stacy Keibler holds on tight to her new companion.
Maria Menounos poses behind some type of fish sculpture in Mexico.
Meanwhile, in NYC, Sarah Jessica Parker walks through a foot of snow to get to her play.
When you are a prince in Dubai and have a big wallet then you go indoor skydiving with Will Smith and Tyrese Gibson.

26 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Huh. That's strange, remember the photo from the other day of Rumer Willis with those awesome grey boots? She looked positively willowy. Now I'm going to have to eat those "she is everyday-person very attractive". Water, aisle 1!

Gayeld said...

Are you sure that's Rumer and not another Willis girl? I thought Scout was the one with the pumpkin colored hair.

Flygirl said...

It looks like Scout Willis. Either way, fug outfit!!

chopchop said...

A. That's not Rumer Willis
B. Her shorts are so tight I can read her lips.

parissucksliterally said...

For fuck's sake, high waisted shorts look HORRIBLE. Wearing them with ankle boots makes them even worse. These girls/women REALLY need to stop wearing them!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Simon really looks like a major DICK

discoflux said...

Maria Menounos has such a rockin' body. She looks great.

timebob said...

I see Tyrees got over his mourning of Paul Walker right quick with a free all expense paid trip to the middle east

Seven of Eleven said...

If I were rich and know I would be papped coming out of an airport or a shopping mall, the first thing I'd invest in would be a stylist personal assistant. Come on, Reese & Willis girl! You've got cash, know how to use it!

Renoblondee said...

Maria's body is not right. It's just not right! *shakesfistattheworld*

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't think Reese is much fun to be married to.

Whoever the Willis girl is, nice legs and camel toe.

Still don't know who the fuck Rachel Zoe is other then Google says she is a stylist. We're all stylists, aren't we. I mean, to some degree or other.

I can see what Simon sees in his baby mamma. She looks like a comfy ride.

Keibler is basically a prostitute now. Doubt she gets top dollar though.

Eros said...

Ahh Rumer, I hope that isn't a stylist recommended outfit because its dreadful. Rumer isnt fat but this outfit makes her look chunky, cellulitey and just awkward. Not good

Ginger said...

Rumer, get a stylist stat!!! From your hair to your clothes, it is all wrong.

No fan of Maria Menounos, but she has killer abs!

f281561 said...

Im always surprised that Reese gets invited to anything, I can never picture her having any friends or being a friend.

urban chaos said...

I imagine Reese is there because of her husband, wasn't/isn't he an agent?

Willis girl, genetics aside (because you can't chNge that) you look bad, girl!!!

Unknown said...

Bad pants on Reese and her husband. Are cropped ankle jeans on a man a thing in Hollywood? Ugh.

fancyscreenname said...

Reese and herhubby are quickly becoming that couple that u hear disparging rumors about and your immediate reaction is: REALLY!?!?...um..well..YEAH...((shrugs))

jaariel said...

Willis girl: that is NOT the look for you. Try again, I'm sure if you try you can get something else going for yourself.

Blondie! said...

high-waisted shorts look fine if they are shorts, Rumor's look like they're old lady panties.
WTF happened to Stacy K? Can she not afford to eat?

Anothergrayhare said...

I'm not insulting a pregnant woman but surely with all her money she could find a more flattering swimsuit? That looks like my last Walmart special, right down to the nipples poking through the foam circles they sew in the front. No wonder Simon strays.

Kathleen said...

Maria Menounos' butt, hips and thighs are a mess, but her flat, toned tummy is amazing. Rachel Zoe looks smaller than a size 4.

lutefisk said...

That Willis spawn reminds me of Witchiepoo from H.R Puffenstuff, and not in a good way.

Henriette said...

I'm starting to think those rumors of Chebakwa using a surrogate are true.

Little Miss Hollywood said...

Yikes, Reese obviously got her pants from the same place as Jessica Alba got hers. Hope they're not catching on.

Rumer looks like a scarecrow - her hair is dreadful and those big flabby white legs are enough to scare anyone off.

Talking of scarecrows - does Rachel Zoe not own a mirror? I wouldn't trust that hag to dress my table.

Simon Cowell is so revolting - who the hell would want a kid with that? Even the money wouldn't be enough of a temptation ...

Selena Martins said...

Maria Menounos' body is so damn unappealing

cowbulls said...

Maria Menounos has a classic hourglass figure. She has one of the top 3 butts in Hollywood.
I don't understand the hating on Stacy. She took the high road away from that old has been Clooney and found a new man. How is that being a prostitute?