Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Blind Item #3

I don't care who you are (A+ list singer/celebrity) it must be tough to sit in the same room at a party as your significant other and his mistress when you know that if you leave before your guy they will hook up and that she is there in case you do leave early.

46 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Bey

Im just sayin said...

Um, why wouldn't you just leave and go find someone who's not an ass??? Why you still hanging on to that crap?

Katie said...

Beyonce

Katie said...

I know it's supposed to be Beyoncé but I don't think she really cares

aemish said...

Gross.

Bruce Jenner said...

What is wrong with people? I've been monogamous for over 22 years and even though I'm separated I'm not sleeping with anybody, let alone some floozy!

Frosty said...

Beyonce

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Bruce, honey, you're turning into someone else's floozy the way you're headin'

Harry Knuckles said...

If this is Beyonce then she couldn't care less what Zed J does with his dick so long as it doesn't embarass the brand.

T. E. Cuz said...

sounds like beyonce... but once again, all the rumors get tangled. is he gay? is she into women? do they have an open marriage? was this marriage a business arrangement?

this guy sucks and she should leave him and expose him.

yummyboo said...

Alicia Keyes?

Kim Kardashian said...

Beyonce is such a basic bitch. That's why I always bring my bestie Brittny Gastineau around Jay Z. We all know what happens when Beyonce leaves!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hahaha Kris, what are you talking about? I'm the same old Bruce.

laura ramona said...

Bey.. too many years together. yawn. Yawn. guess she is doing same as me bla bla Jz yawnn :)

Lord Disick said...

Kris is such an heartless wench. Don't let her get you down, Brucey.

Mama Krass said...

Who is this impostor? Bruce and my girls know who Mama is.

Bey has her alimony and child support locked in with the prenup. She take a page out of Heidi's book and hire some sexy bodyguards to take care of her when Jay wanders.

Bruce Jenner said...

Thanks for the support Scott. I know I've had some cosmetic surgery that may not have been great, but you know what? I'm happy with Bruce and that is what matters.

Harry Knuckles said...

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for misspelling "embarrrass".

KhloeK said...

You know what they say about imitation Moms! People do it to you all the time!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hey Khloe will you get on that instagram thing and see if anyone is imitating me? What if I had an imposter? HAHAHA that would be something.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Beyonce has made her own bed. If she sleeps in it alone but surrounded by money and knowing she has made a bunch of poor choices, so be it.

KhloeK said...

I love it when Scott covers me in money & Instagrams it!

#dolladollabillyall

MISCH said...

agree with you all it's all business….nothing more.

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

You're too slow honey - try and keep up ... with the Kardashians ...

Lord Disick said...

I don't call you Khlo-money for nothing. Kourtney gets pissed when I try to do it with Penelope.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

You're just lucky he had enough bills Khloe.

We talked about this..

sugarbread maker said...

By then some other Ho gets her #1 songs.. bey don't think so. Less work for bey if he has a mistress. She has her hot french backup dancer guy. It's all about keeping hos in their place...#169 on the charts tyvm...




sugarbread maker said...

Hahh

KhloeK said...

Sco-$, that's because of that time you lost her in the 20s and we couldn't find her for an hour.

KhloeK said...

Kourt don't be a snatch just because you're only 4 feet tall.

teresa crane said...

If this is Bey and Jay-Z, who is the mistress? Rita WHOR-AH? Or Ri-Ri?

Seven of Eleven said...

I always got the vibe from Bey that she puts up with nothing she doesn't want to put up with. If he was truly cheating, the woman would find herself working as a maid in some Bahamian resort.

That said, Jay-Z looks like a troll. I mean, that man is fugly. It really must be a power couple deal.

Kim Kardashian said...

Guys, let's not fight. We don't want it to get like last time when I called Khloe and evil ugly little troll

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Ditto wide load.
Quit trying to get naked with my man.

teresa crane said...

Agreed @Seven. Bey doesn't fuck around!

Bruce Jenner said...

GIRLS! Let's all get along. We're a family.

GPS74 said...

I don't know why but I've long had the impression that Jay-Z and Bey have an "understanding," whether it's flat-out an open relationship or merely understood. The vibe they send off is that marriage was a business/marketing decision, not something borne of an emotional attachment.

Lord Disick said...

I would never do that to Ye! I mean you!

auntliddy said...

Must be crappy feeling is right. :(

Tina Mallette said...

If this was the SuperBowl BeyBey should have done a lap dance on David Beckham's lap in full view of Jay-Sleaze.

Vera L- said...

Mimi and Nick Cannon

texas rose said...

Beyoncé is the perfect wife.

SueRH said...

You guys aren't even a little bit funny.

tennis peach said...

Maybe they have an agreement??

Millie said...

significant other sounds like they arent married. wouldnt it be spouse?

di butler said...

Eh, I guess this is supposed to be Bey & Jzus. I didn't think they gave a rip either way.