Friday, February 07, 2014

Blind Item #9

This B list singer who had her wedding televised spent twenty minutes yelling at her limo driver the other day because he dropped her 20 feet from the entrance she wanted instead of directly in front of it. By the time she finished yelling at him she missed the check in for her flight and had to stand around another hour waiting for the next one.

35 comments:

Lord Disick said...

I've had the same driver for years for this very reason. People don't understand time is money. Could you imagine me, a Lord, standing around waiting in a line? Ha!

Kim Kardashian said...

That is so unprofessional!

sandybrook said...

I guess he is saying Jessica Simpson

Kristin said...

You're probably right Sandybrook.

Did Avril have any of her weddings televised? Canadians?

Maggie Smith said...

jessie james?

bbhood said...

Avril, nope.

Paris Hilton said...

Shut up hooker.

Bruce Jenner said...

Scott, let's take the limo out on the town one night! I've got lots of free time now!

sugarbread maker said...

Jessica Simpson wasn't televised , just replayed. And she is a list and with her $$$$ probably flies private anyway

Mark B said...

was Avril's wedding televised? Seems like the sort of thing she'd do.

Lord Disick said...

Yes but only if you bring some gambling money.

Renoblondee said...

I can't think of any singers that had a televised wedding.

RangersGirl said...

Carmen Electra "sings" & her wedding to Dave Navarro was televised. Is she considered B List? Jessica is very A List, isn't she?

RangersGirl said...

I've been unfortunate enough to witness Carmen Electra "sing" in person. It was traumatizing lol

katydid said...

Keyshia Cole. I'd never heard of her but apparently had a reality show and married a NBA player on BET.

Seven of Eleven said...

Who was it that had their wedding televised pay-per-view? The Journey singer? Was his bride a singer?

It really does sound like Jessica, though. She's been papped a lot getting in and out of cars at airports.

The 20 feet cracks me up, like exiting the limo at the doors is the red carpet of LAX.

Bruce Jenner said...

Yeah, lets go to Vegas!

surfer said...

Seven - the Journey singer married the White House crasher!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Didn't a reality bint get married on pay per view a few weeks ago?

katydid said...

@Seven it cracked me up! Last time I had to make a connection at LAX Mr and I had to drag 4 large bags on wheels past three terminals all while jogging to make our connection. I would find pics of that much more interesting than some low rent celeb climbing out of their limo. Suck it up betch.

Steampunk Jazz said...

That's it! The journey guy. I love that this trick had to wait for the next flight...:-D

Carrie said...

Ugh guys, no. The B-list singer is a GIRL, so it's not Neal Schon. And his new wife is Michaele Salahi, clearly not a singer.

GUESS AGAIN

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry Carrie, my brain is so shot , I'm just excited that I wasn't hallucinating about the PPV wedding to Any singer, thanks for the names....

MontanaMarriott said...

Did Celine drop to B list? She had hers televised in Montreal I believe

sergio said...

@Kim Kardashian - I am a wedding photographer from Seattle, I think I would do an awesome job taking pictures at your wedding. Please contact me. Thanks

teresa crane said...

The idea of Carmen Electra singing LOL

Kim Kardashian said...

Thank you for the generous offer! But we've already lined up David LaChapelle

Paris Hilton said...

He's no Rick James, bitch!

Krissie said...

This is awesome payback if she missed her flight. My guess is Jessica Simpsons, she's lazy as hell (remember her WW commercials where she was shot from the neck up because she obviously hadn't bothered to lose much weight) and probably didn't want to walk. Plus she had her silly wedding to that silly Nick on TV years ago.

SaintsFan said...

Slightly off topic but is there any way to find out how many people actually paid to watch the Journey guy get married? I can't think of a single person who would do that and I think seeing the actual numbers would be hilarious.

Jade, That Girl said...

Toni Braxton.

putchka said...

SaintsFan, I was thinking the exact same thing. Where to link? I bet Simon would know!

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Well, maybe he should have dropped her off at the right entrance!

Owning It said...

Lolololol!!!

Jeri said...

Jessica Simpson is not a B list singer. More like D or E or F.