Sunday, February 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 21, 2013

This A list celebrity/singer who would much rather be an actor but is lousy at it was at a swimming pool the other day and accidentally got splashed by someone jumping in. Our singer/celebrity was ticked off because everyone around the pool noticed the actor's new hair plugs. The singer/celebrity jumped from the pool and grabbed a towel before heading to a cabana for a hat and then off to his room.

Justin Timberlake

49 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Does that explain why his hair is now straight?

texas rose said...

Four words - Hair Club for Men

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Again, you actually list a true A list.
What is so bad about this? The guy is losing his hair. So what?

texas rose said...

I also assume he told them all to fuck off like he does to his fans.

plokzy said...

Dude has hair plugs?? Da fuckkkkk

Kim Kardashian said...

Ha!

Renoblondee said...

Enty really doesn't like JT.

Count Jerkula said...

Plokzy: I'll lay 100-1 odds that his hair aint the only thing he was happy to get plugged.

Jessica T: What say you?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Timberlake looks like Mr Shop on glee. Bony, horsfaced and pasty. If it weren't for SNL, I wouldn't give him a thought. But..
I love the idea of ass hair plugs on his invading forehead...

sandybrook said...

Well...you don t take care of yourself get good nutrients and vitamins inside you, take showers and baths, your hair just might die and fall out.

bflogurl said...

Don't buy this one for a hot second. Look at pictures of him from 2006 and now. Same exact hair line. Just longer hair instead of a buzz. BS.

Its just U said...

So, he didn't want to get his plugs wet. What's bad about that?

Lord Disick said...

My hair is flowing in the wind like flocks of Capistrano.

lazyday603 said...

Male pattern baldness is a definite character flaw. Another nail in this guy's coffin. Burn him, he's a witch!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Shoop! Dammit spellczheck! Stop changing the word while my back is turned!

Gina Sz said...

He gets it chemically straightened

Gina Sz said...

He gets it chemically straightened

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Yes sandybrook. And if you don't put in a good daily workout (that means leaving the computer for an hour at a time), eat your fruits and veggies and use our new self tanner, this could be your future.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

That's because you KNOW the proof of the product, Lord :)

a non a miss said...

Years of cornrows take their toll.

JT can still get it.

Sherry said...

Reno, ya think? Who wants to bet this Enty was one of those teenagers he told to fuck off at that restaurant?

Rach Around said...

Lucky his merkin was protected by his speedos

headrot said...

hair plugs :( i hope they are quality at least. nothing worse than bad/cheap hairplugs. they can make brit's cheap weaves look expensive.

headrot said...

i also dont think JT would look terrible with a semi receeding hairline.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Rach!!!! Long time!!!yay!!!

fontlover said...

Bullshit. You try having dozens of people staring at you while you're just doing something you like or even just walking from your house to your car. It gets old FAST. Don't forget about the cameras hoping for just one picture of you in one awkward moment that they can sell to the press to call you names. People are greedy.

Rach Around said...

Hey Steampunk! I've been flat out with work n shit. Wondering if I can do a Nadya and charge for webcam viewers watching me eat toast in my jammies.

Rob Kardashian said...

Exactly, Kourt. I'm confident enough to talk about my hair loss and I'd like to take this opportunity to 'plug' Viviscal.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@RACH heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Rach Around said...

Hey back Orvilla! I think I'm treating myself to a chai (not skinny today) latte and a Danish because I'm in mourning over PSH. But glad to see you!

Steampunk Jazz said...

As long as they run " the best of rach around in a loop scroll under your fuzzy socks in their Elmo slippers, you could sell the time, :-D

Mango said...

Christ! Don't encourage Rach. She's obnoxious and if I never hear about her gastro-intestinal tract and its offerings, I'll be grateful.

headrot said...

@mango pot, kettle, black. a pleasure.

Nemesis said...

Celebitchy ran this story 3 days before this blind:

http://www.celebitchy.com/329591/did_justin_timberlake_secretly_get_hair_plugs_before_filming_runner_runner/

Tiffany Waterstraat said...

I would have been ticked off too because I hate getting water in my eyes.

Tiffany Waterstraat said...

I would have been ticked off too because I hate getting water in my eyes.

MissInfo said...

BOSLEY, BITCH!!

Count Jerkula said...

ItsJustYou: When the hair is did, and fluffy, you can't see the plugs and extraction scar. When it is wet, you can see the plugs.

@Rach: How ya been, betch?

Rach Around said...

Hey Count - I've been rad! Having sex in public places & enjoying the heat wave. I'm about to go rub one out whilst taking a dump and thinking about Mango (kind of a one woman blumpkin)

auntliddy said...

Oh JT , no one cares about yer plugs, relax. Not the worst thing in the world.

Sprink said...

Yeah, they followed him to the pool and cannonballed his ass. Sweet.

Molly Moo said...

Jealous much Enty. I know it's all lies...

CanadianMiss said...

Really, if you don't want your hair to get wet, perhaps swimming at a pool(where there are other people) is not your ideal activity.

Jessica T said...

jts hair is fair game. i dont blame him, his hair used to look like a mr. noodle

Unknown said...

Amen mango

kitten1979 said...

He doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.

kitten1979 said...

He doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.

kitten1979 said...

He doesnt have hair plugs you guys are retarded i met jt and so did my cousin his hair and everything is real on him trust me.

Eros said...

That straight hair makes him look douchetastic. He needs to shave it low or keep the natural curls. That looked a million times better than his current look.