Sunday, February 02, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 18, 2013

This former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B+ and goes more off the edge every day has lost his girlfriend. She is an actress too and thought she had seen every thing our actor could throw at her until he brought home two guys he met an hour earlier and told his girlfriend to have sex with them. She declined and left the house and went to stay with some friends.

Shia LaBeouf

32 comments:

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Ugh, he hit on me once. You could smell him from 10 feet away. That guy really needs to be hosed down. Thank God Scott was there.

TalksTooMuch said...

Don't makecommentaboutmakingnewfriends,dontmakecommentaboutmakingnewfriends, don't

Shia sounds like a gem

Steampunk Jazz said...

So now he's a wannabe pimp? She should be glad she got out alive...

sandybrook said...

This is supposed to be the goth chick or someone else? He's still with the goth girl.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Apparently, he forgot the magic word.

Violet said...

Awww. Bless him. I suppose you wouldn't know it was a no no until you tried.

Sugar said...

I think it was right after that Shai peened this now famous quote: "Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything".

Sugar said...

Heeheeee. Peened

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sugar, the fact that autocorrect Changed it to peen says a lot...;-)

sandybrook said...

I know what's on Sugar's mind so early in the day :)

Kourtney Kardashian said...

A better quote would have been 'those who cannot change their clothes at least weekly should not approach anyone. Ever"

FrenchGirl said...

he's again with Mia Goth

Lord Disick said...
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Lord Disick said...

I remember that. I got him kicked out of 1OAK. Next time I see him, I'll have someone put rat poison in his moonshine.

Kels said...

Why why why I used to love him so much. He was my perfect jewish boy. RIP old Shia.

Sugar said...

Either that or I typed it subconsciously.

Sugar said...

Morning Sandy!
Here's a joke for you:
Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse

Right?? Neigh

sandybrook said...

Ahaha Sugar Henny Youngman ruled!

Mango said...

I wonder if Shia pulled the same stunt on his Mom. ICK!

Kourtney Kardashian said...
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Rach Around said...

She was truly incensed when he brought in the circus contortionists and the Shetland pony.

headrot said...

my ex used to do shit like this. nothing more humilating and heart breaking than to be treated like this by someone you love.

Sherry said...

LOL Rach. We shouldn't joke or give him any ideas.

Princess Nobody said...

He probably watched his mother being treated poorly as a child and is in need of intensive therapy. And a haircut. And a shower.

Sprink said...

Or the Safe word.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

LaDouche must be on some good shit. Jeez!

Count Jerkula said...

I had a smart ass remark to make, but headrot made me sad.

headrot said...

@count its a talent i seem to have. ps. got pix?

headrot said...

trying to lighten the mood for ya, count.

MrPresident said...

lol, how would this website know so much that goes on in peoples bedrooms

Steampunk Jazz said...

You did headrot, you got out...

TeeTee said...

maybe he's one of those Illuminati child star abuse victims mentioned so often here in the past... Monarch breakdown?