Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 24, 2014

This former A list tweener who is now an A list celebrity/singer and B- list actress with almost A+ list name recognition has a fairly squeaky clean reputation. That reputation is in danger though because there is a 30 second cell phone video of her snorting lines of coke like a champion while dressed in just a pair of panties.

Selena Gomez

41 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

you go girl!

Bruce Jenner said...

Even I know this has been revealed.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Wow, where is the Count? He would love this.

Rob Kardashian said...

Wow, if Bruce knows, it's old news.

FSP said...

Happy Selena Day!

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Rob! I'm pretty sure Kylie told me about this last week.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

At least it doesn't sound as embarrassing as SOMEBODYS video that to this day is still available.

Rob Kardashian said...

Is Kylie okay? I heard Khloe slammed her on the trampoline.

Renoblondee said...

She has so much promise. Get your shit together girl!

sugarbread maker said...

I loved it when she blabbed on about how she didn't know how to smoke pot for sb. Haha

Marieeee said...

Count, where are you?

angie said...

~run~ Selena. Enty is coming at you with both barrels today.

Dena said...

Count probably has his hand full right now.

Kourtney Kardashian said...

She's going to be fine Rob

Bruce Jenner said...

Rob, she is okay. She was pretty upset about Selena though, she really looked up to her. I told her to look up to her older sisters, since they are such good role models.

Kimba said...

I was telling Count a few weeks ago, that I stumbled upon a leaked vid of Selena doing a private nekid dance, she was sitting going down on the phone - very graphic, Right up Counts alley. It may have been a fake Selena, but it was coupled with some of those pic of Justin's that we're leaked....I've tried to find it again, without luck, I was hoping that the PI in Count would find it.
Anyone know what I'm talking about, or am I high?
After seeing the vid, I changed my mind on Selena, she's all woman. Nothing innocent there, long time gone.

The Real Dragon said...

Selena is going to learned today

Rob Kardashian said...

Thanks for letting me know that Kylie is okay. I love her the most.

figgy said...

I don't think anyone who dated Bieber recently can have a squeaky clean reputation.

LottaColada said...

The Count already saw this and was pleading for video. Dupe reveal.

Bruce Jenner said...

I knew Kylie wouldn't just make something like this up. Rob, send her some balloons. You know she would love them.

sandybrook said...

Ill pay money to whoever has that video and can prove it first!

Melpomene25 said...

Lol @ sandy!!

Since, we brought Beiber into this...Some time ago, he and his entourage went to a strip club that a friend works at. I was told he was escorted straight to VIP through the back and had all security cameras covered. He was "a little guy and a douchebag." They were smoking weed and doing other drugs and when he decided to leave, he had his bodyguards rush him out without paying his bar tab....not anything juicy or surprising but I just felt that could further cement people's low opinion of him

Count Jerkula said...

@Lotta: This wasn't revealed last week, it was just so obviously Selena.

@Kimba: The only Selena video I could find was one where someone spliced some Selena into a porn and rape scene. It was OK, but not real fappable.

If these Selena blinds keep getting revealed, I'm going to have to find a young & lean Latina hooker on BackPage, or else my nuts will burst after my arm is too sore to move. As long as she is face down/ass up, I'll never know the difference.

Christ! Blue Balls isn't a good think to have for breakfast. This has really become a "be careful what you wish for" situation. I hope I don't chafe my junk.

Lord Disick said...

Kylie's a smart girl. She should know better than to go on a trampoline with Khlo money.

Seven of Eleven said...

It's tweener week!

LOL @ Melpo, good story! The baptism should take of that, right?

Stephen Nicks said...

SHOCKER!!! Childstar is fukked up.

Stephen Nicks said...

SHOCKER!!! Childstar is fukked up.

Melpomene25 said...

Oh yeah, definitely @7! I forgot to mention that he uses a pimp in town to set things of that nature up (especially since he's underage...not that it would matter).

Rob Kardashian said...

I'm still bothered that Khloe put sliced cheese in the butter bin of my refrigerator. I mean, who does that?

sandybrook said...

@Mel I really dont mind him being that type of douche except for stiffing the help. Maybe the place got his people on the phone later on and got paid I hope.

Melpomene25 said...

@ Sandy. He was a douche in the way he treated everyone, not because of where he went. He never paid for the bottles nor did he tip anyone. I will say though that I am pretty sure the strippers got paid.

urban chaos said...

This well known! Every time these two fools used to party together they'd be drinking, smoking up, sticking shit up their noses and making general asses out of themselves.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Oh my God!

rajahcat said...

knew it and guess it first time

not squeaky anymore if ever

lazyday603 said...

@Kimba, I don't think that's Selena in that video. The mouth & cheeks don't match. Here is a link. The site basically creates fake celebrity nudes:

Do Not Click if you are easily offended!

Tina Mallette said...

I just read that Selena has lupus. To have it so young, this is serious stuff. I think booze and drugs are not going to helping that situation. Even if you are in remission to stay in remission you better be treating your body right unless she is in denial right now.

Count Jerkula said...

@LazyDay: First chick don't look like her. Second chick is close enough for me.

For those that want the real thing, here are some gifs and pics I have found around the net. Nothing great, just creepshots.

dancing

crotch

butt

biting lip

catching dildo in her mouth

bikini butt pic

almost pussy flash on the beach

pokies

Kimba said...

That's it LazyDay! I couldn't remember where I went....the vortex of the web.
Yeah, Some are obviously fake, but some real? Don't know, but the dance video was enough to convince me it was someone named Selena.
Thanks for your hard detective porn work.
A+

sugarbread maker said...

@count.. the 2nd is definitely selena g .. small well done implants, pink butterfly crap on wall, looking completely vacant and checked out in the eyes while m*sterbating 4 beiberbaby... yeah that sounds about right.. I think most people still would after a thorough brain washing, cleansing std check to un beiber-baby-dick-tify her brain... but yeah I think anyone, male or female would

Count Jerkula said...

Well Sugarbread, if you insist, then I am cool with accepting that as Selena's butthole on my monitor.

Now I'm going to have to request some video of her with a winter bush. I'm thinking with her thick, dark, luxurious hair, she can probably grow out a bush on par with Demi Moore.