Saturday, February 22, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 28, 2013

This B list celebrity/singer from a band who is arguably the most famous member of the band because of a famous groupie is lucky to be alive. He says he has stopped drinking but this week he got hammered and ended up falling over his balcony at a resort almost twenty feet but landed on his back in a big bush and did nothing but knock the wind out of himself.

Max George from The Wanted/ Lindsay Lohan

17 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

The Wanted broke-up. I guess Lilo was the Yoko in that scenario.

Cleodacat said...

They say the reason drunks are likely to survive a car crash is because their body is so relaxed and floppy.

Derek Harvey said...

@Cleo---well maybe Lindsay has been on to something all these years if thats the case...
I can put my arm back on. you cant.

Brenda L said...

NOT THAT GUY!!!

I've never heard of him, actually. Lindsay sneaked that one by me.

SingBlue said...

@Cleodacat, it's true. Whilst at Uni I passed out drunk outside my room door (had dropped keys when falling through main door). Managed to fall down the stairs, incredibly, must've rolled forward, then to the right to then go down another, spiral staircase.

Woke up a few hours later on my back, next to my keys, got my shit together, cleaned up, and carried on my birthday weekend.

Just the thought now makes my bones creak.

Lady Heisenberg said...

That's true Cleo. They're response time is lagged. However, the down side of being drunk is that you will bleed out faster due to blood thinning and you are also likely to underestimate the severity of injuries. That's why hypothermia is not uncommon to die from when one drinks too kuch

Poni-Tayl said...

October 27, 2011
Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, jumped from the 3rd floor balcony of his hotel room early this morning in an effort to avoid capture by police.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I guess Blowhan has that effect on people

TalksTooMuch said...

Max George is the incredibly hot one that sings falsetto. Glad he didn't get hurt

Sherry said...

Typical rock star behavior. What's bad is when kids are drunk and think they can jump from their balcony into the pool at a hotel. Many, many sad spring break stories end like that.

angie said...

I guess it's what scared him into cancelling their tour and entering rehab. He physically hit bottom so to speak. Hope he manages to turn his life around.

canadachick said...

and the curse of Lohan continues

sharka2002sharka said...

was the big bush he landed on Lilo?

Harlow17 said...

id throw my self off a balcony too if i slept with lilo

di butler said...

I was pretty medicated a few weeks back, and had gotten up around 3 a.m. to pee and must have not really been awake/eyes closed, because my son's 80 lb Lab mix was in front of me stopped and I went sailing right over the top of him, and face planted on a hardwood floor. I never tried to break the fall, I didn't know it was coming. My son put me back in the bed, and I didn't even remember it when I woke up. I looked like Tyson had punched me. That's what saves drunks. Bonelessness falls.

rikkitikkitavi said...

but for the grace of god! makes me cringe just to think about different close calls ive had

CanadianMiss said...

So play safe!