Sunday, February 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 18, 2013

This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well.

Mark Sanchez/Amanda Hearst

19 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't know either of these people! Yay for getting some, though, shhh, nobody tell Blake

OneEyeCharlie said...

@TTM Ha!

sandybrook said...

Once a loser always a loser (dont know what Kate Upton saw in him). Dont let the door hit you on the way out of the NFL Sanchise. :(

Kels said...

Lol! Mark was the worst QB. Rex isn't doing any better with Geno tho, poor thing.

Krystie Rachelle said...

Why would his injury prevent him from having loud sex? Did he injure his vocal chords or his penis?

audrey said...

At least we know it wasn't a groin injury that had him sidelined.

fontlover said...

SANDYBROOKSTFU

sandybrook said...

He hurt his shoulder and was out for the season.

Vera L- said...

dirty sanchez?

ooh no said...

Good to see he CAN score. Too soon ?

ooh no said...

Good to see he CAN score. Too soon ?

Krystie Rachelle said...

+1

BTownGirl said...

Hey, at least there wasn't a butt fumble...what with there being food in the vicinity. (I'm awful.)

Count Jerkula said...

@BTownGirl: Good one :)


This is what was wrong with Sanchez's NFL career. Dude regressed since his first year in the league, because he was too busy at the club, banging bimbos than studying film and the playbook.

He will catch on as a back up somewhere, but I don't think he will last. He throws too many INTs to be a back up.

Geno Smith is dumb as shit. That said, I would definitely give him another year as the starter, if the Jets can put some decent skill position players around him. I don't think they had a RB, WR or TE on the team last year who could start for another NFL franchise.

Jazzy said...

He can still get it.

Meauxelle said...

@TTM-don't know if you'll see this, but I reread 2 more Penn Cage books this week due to major snowfall (for us) and am somehow making a turn into a couple of Elvis books... I'll keep checking the lowest-count post on Sunday evenings.

Remember everyone- Reading IS Fundamental! I hope I didn't just date myself....Back to Graceland and the ghost of Elvis' mama.

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey Meauxelle! Yes, sorry, things were still a little squirrely this week so I didn't throw anything up. I'm starting to think this might be the new normal, though, so I will throw it out fir next Sunday. I went on a bit of a Greg Iles book-getting spree myself, I agree! It is fundamental! He's got good books! I'm hoping we'll be able to try again Sunday, lord willing and the creeks don't rise.

B said...

Get him Font!!

di butler said...

Yup. I didn't know Dirty was with Amanda Hearst, though. Innerestin'