Monday, November 18, 2013

Blind Item #2

This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well.

41 comments:

Cleodacat said...

What is with all the football?

The Dude said...

Jay Cutler

Penelope said...

Mark Sanchez

Bacon Ranch said...

Robert Griffin 3rd?
Wouldn't be Ponder, it takes a crowd to provide the boos, that's what is throwing me off.

Wen said...

Vick?

Del Riser said...

Nope, not a Seahawk.

Staple611 said...

I really, really hope this is Jay Cutler. Although that means that at least two women have had sex with him, which is pretty gross.

VIPblonde said...

Definitely Cutler. The Dude abides ;)

gradybridges said...

Cutler was(is) a starter this year. Not him. And he doesn't get boo'd. THis reeks of Mark Sanchez.

jane3113 said...

Sanchez.

jane3113 said...

If cutler it would say married, right?

Ellen said...

Who Is the c-lister he was with? Isn't Cutler married to that Kristen Cavelleri? Not that I would be remotely shocked if either or both cheated, it just seems like he would try to keep it more low key.

Karen said...

@Bacon Ranch, RGIII doesn't get boos from Washington fans. We like him too much and we're too dejected to boo him.

This also sounds like someone who's been in the league longer than him. I'll go with Cutler. He has a strong connection to C list celebs being married to one.

Staple611 said...

@grady, I don't think him being a starter this year too rules him out of this.

Plus, the groin injury seems like exactly what E. is referring to.

jane3113 said...

But cutler is still a starter. This blind reads like someone who has been injured this year. Sanchez hasn't started this year and got booed by jets fans when he did.

David said...

This one should have been labeled easy, easy. Mark Sanchez.

msgirl said...

Lots of Seattlites here!

MikeAdamson said...

Sanchez for sure.

Eros said...

Lol! Last part was funny.

Unknown said...

Notice the sex of the c list celeb is not mentioned...so yeah it could be Sanchez.

gradybridges said...

@staple611 either way cutler doesn't get boo'd. hes the best qb we've had since jim McMahon in 1988

Dirty Red Pagan said...

That's a dirty Sanchez

Sherry said...

@Unknown..I immediately thought Rob Kartrashian!!LOL. Can't get more C list (rally D list)from the famous family.

Count Jerkula said...

Sanchez.

Cutler will start again when he is healthy, if not for the Bears, then somewhere else. Sanchez is going to be a back up, after the Jets cut him.

sandybrook said...

If Mark Sanchez could perform as well on the field as he does with his dick he'd be a HOF'er for sure!

sarah.estell said...

I'm going with Mark Sanchez.

Kloie said...

@ Karen - hah, I love the idea we are all too demoralized to boo.

Although I am a Lions and Broncos fan, and my husband cheers for St. Louis, so we don't cheer for the Redskins in our house anyway.

JoElla said...

How about Romo? Oh wait.. the boo's are only in my head ;)

sbalb said...

Someone who was a starter for years but isn't this year? Of all the people mentioned , only Sanchez fits. And blinking reality C-Listers sounds like something he would do.

B. Profane said...

"Lots of Seattlites here!"

10-1, baby! We're going Bowl and we're gonna win this time. Fuckin' zebras aren't gonna rob us this season!

Looziana Magnolia said...

How about The "Virgin" Tebow? Wasn't he let go or reduced to second string?

Count Jerkula said...

Tebow is trying to get an announcing career going and he was only a starter for 1/2 a season.

Mark B said...

Sanchez seems to be the only one who fits.

AJ said...

+1

NaughtyNurse said...

Sanchez with Ashlee Simpson

Breezer said...

Matt Schaub from the Texans. Known for his untimely interceptions and i believe was recently injured.

Breezer said...

Matt Schaub from the Texans. Known for his untimely interceptions and i believe was recently injured.

Alabama said...

Nope. Mark "dirty" Snatchez...aka Buttfumble.

GO HAWKS!

Aoife said...

Mark Sanchez

Del Riser said...

@B. Profane, we already won the Super Bowl once, now we just gotta do it again.

di butler said...

I think @Alabama nailed it with Dirty Sanchez!