Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 24, 2013

This B- list mostly television comedic actor who also pops up in the movies in certain situations was out partying the other night and was surrounded by hordes of women. I'm not sure how this guy does it. Anyway he told the women that he was only interested in brunettes for the night and refused to talk to any women who were not brunettes. He then winnowed it down even further before finding someone to take back to his hotel for a few hours. Yay she won. She must be so proud.

David Spade

29 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

I hear he has the best coke in town right Brody?

Paris Hilton said...

Actually, I have the best coke in town.

Sugar said...

David Spade must be the best lay ever because although he is funny and isn't unattractive, he's no Ewan McGregor. Yet he pulls in high quality tail constantly. Good for him, I say!

Violet said...

Oh I don't know. I sort of find him vaguely attractive in a peculiar way.

Pogue Mahone said...

What do they SEE in that guy?

Karen said...

@Surfer nailed it!

a non a miss said...

Mmm Ewan

Derek Harvey said...

hey Paris---I have heard that from your ex's mouth directly as well--Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 said you always had good shit---lucky girl you Truly have it all! I hear your arch enemy Lilos banned from all the NYC clubs lol--what a little bitch

laura ramona said...

Kiss my ass @Pogue? in irish ? Oooo. her nick meens what I translated haha

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Just shut up Paris. How did you even know we were here? Did Brody tell you?

Skank

Bruce Jenner said...

Why is Brody's name being dragged into this? The answer is David Spade.

Derek Harvey said...

Dont get too excited Brucer I said coke not cock

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Because he's a shithead sometimes and still talks to that piece of the 7th circle of hell Bruce.
That's why.

Bruce Jenner said...

Thanks Kourtney. some people just need to get a life!

Unknown said...

Isn't the word around town that he is hung? Might explain it....

AJ Productions said...

So he played himself in Rules of Engagement...

sandybrook said...

I prefer Mountain Dew

rajahcat said...

there sure are a lot of desperate HOs out there I guess.....

sandybrook said...

Hes got plenty of money too.

surfer said...

Thanks Karen!

auntliddy said...

I heard he's a great guy and great in bed. Stranger things have happened!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

He played a great Woody Allen on SNL. Too bad he's not on that anymore.

hollywood dime said...

I know I've said it before, but I'll say it once more; David Spade is one of the biggest coke dealers in H'wood. It's not uncommon to see him rolling with 2 security guards. Why? Not because he's a massive star but because he's carrying his weight in coke.

lazyday603 said...

Wasn't he living with Kristy Swanson when that friend of his went psycho & tasered him? You're doing something right if Kristy Swanson agrees to share digs with you.

texas rose said...

Pogue - funny and rich is a powerful combination.

TalksTooMuch said...

He's funny. I think funny is attractive, lots of ladies do

Shotinthedark said...

I really liked him on Just Shoot Me. Skeezy and underhand; he was perfect

anon said...

Hollywood dime - I believe you, just because that's the only plausible explanation for the amount of tail he pulls - it's certainly not because of his looks or his douchy personality

gr8p said...

The power of celebrity. *smh*