Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 6, 2013

#3- Jessica Biel and this incredible singer who I think is A list, but is probably C list but he has A+ list name recognition and crazy hair and has had sex with more famous women than Jessica.

Lyle Lovett

58 comments:

Michael H said...

Well that explains the Julia Roberts hate, not that I understand this blind at all.

sandybrook said...

He likes girls with horse faces I guess. Julia and Jessica.

Eros said...

I read this 3 times and it still doesn't make sense.

Derek Harvey said...

He is not very attractive

Count Jerkula said...

I hope he fucked dat ass.

laura ramona said...

+1 @Derek. maybe he has something we don t know about...

amanda_jf said...

I think the original title must have been "crazy hook ups".

Derek Harvey said...

@Laura a big ding dong, good drugs and a crazy record collection?

Violet said...

Gosh, I really think that LL is long past the days of having A+ name recognition.
Is this even a crazy hook up? 2 no one cares.

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

Lyle, I have always said, you can do better. Get some standards, dude.

headrot said...

Is there a cdan chatroom or anything like that? Or are the comment threads for the posts all we have?

headrot said...

Btw i want to thank everyone for all the love. Even count makes the occasional effort at cheering me up which really means a lot to me. Thanks.

Derek Harvey said...

@Headrot---why are you wanting to whisper sweet nothings in my ear privately?

BeckyMae said...

The ugly ones try harder....

Wen said...

What is the purpose of this post?

haydnhorse said...

Why #3? When do we get 1 and 2?

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

http://twloha.com/find-help

Good luck.

Count Jerkula said...

Your welcome HeadRot.

Porn Expo at the Taj in AC Apr 10-12? 11-13? You could talk to Joanna Angel then if you want (she always has a booth). Ladies get in free on Friday.

google "eXXXotica Expo"

LottaColada said...

@Headrot, there is an off topic cdan forum but I'm not sure how many people still use it.

http://www.cdanforum.com/

Dena said...

I love Lyle.

Murphy said...

Thats...random

Jessi said...

Wait, Jessica has a horse face? Really? Usually I think of people with long narrow faces, but I guess.

Erin B said...

It's a crazy hookup to me because presumably Lyle has a penis, & I did not think Jessica likes those.

Sherry said...

So I don't think he hooked up with JBiel but guess Enty is trying to say that even though Biel is pretty and sleeps with women even Lyle has had more than her?

Okaaaayyy.....

ANUSTART said...

I know, right?! What the hell does it mean?

Sherry said...

Or maybe he is trying to say they did it? I guess if he could have added..."had sex together" somewhere in that mess of a post we wouldn't be scratching our haids over this one.

WritergirlinLa said...

She hooked up with Gerard Butler back in 2010. I guess she's bi.

Mama Abroad said...
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Bruce Jenner said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is confused.

nurysp said...

lyle must have that monster dick

witwritergirl said...

Or should it have read " has had sex with more famous women than Jessica has"?

Topper Madison said...

Click the link on the date and you'll go to the original post. The title of the post was "Four For Friday - More Crazy Hookups."

Leekalicious said...

@headrot

Just glad you're feeling better.

RB said...

@nurysp: That's the rumor. Lyle comes for lunch, he stays for the day.

Jess bobess said...

I saw him once at a steakhouse in Chicago and was mesmerized by how handsome he was in person

headrot said...

Only if we go together.

headrot said...

Thanks.

headrot said...

Looks like noone. Last post was 5/x/13

headrot said...

Obv. That was actually exactly what i wanted. To chat with and get to know people better.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yay!! Headrot & Count on a date to the porn convention just made my day. Go with him headrot! He will treat you much, much better than the jerk you are with! Make sure to take lots of pics!!!

In all seriousness, glad you're ok and feeling better

headrot said...

Thank you.

Count Jerkula said...

@headrot: I already have a friend to take my spare press pass and split the room with. I should be there all weekend, if you want to meet up for food and drinks.

Figures that the first year I cant afford a room on my own I stumble across a chick who wants to go.

LowKey said...

@Jess bobess: Beer goggles?

Kimba said...

Give us an update, Count & Hedrot, if you meet up - that's hilarious, good new friend story. Be a gentleman count!

This blind is one of the worst written in CDnN history.
And it is a visual disguster!

Count Jerkula said...

@kimba: I am always a gentleman. I hold doors, light cigarettes and honor safewords.

Plum Grey said...

Damn Count, that we downright romantic!

Plum Grey said...

Damn Count, that was downright romantic!

sandybrook said...

Awww headrot and Count the new first couple of CDaN :)

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Plum. I know how to treat a betch. Friggin inept on meeting them though.

Count Jerkula said...

Sandy: aint no rang on this finger. Dont try cock blockin me with all the fine betches around here by sayin one of em locked me down. Amanda Bynes is walking the streets and Selena Gomez is alleged to have a drug problem. I gotta keep my options open.

sandybrook said...

You know all of us are just playing with you and headrot only because we like you and were concerned about her.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh yeah? I thought you wuz tryin to get me to sign the paperwork before I got a test drive.

I got about 30 other euphamisms on the tip of my tongue, but I dont wanna disrespect the girl. I try to save disrespect for the second date.

PotPourri said...

Don't care...I'm sure LL is a nice guy, but as much as I'm not big on looks, I still got to look at hima across the dinner table.

xoloveless said...

I think it meant he has had sex with more famous women (higher fame level) than Jessica Biel?

Head Rot said...

@sandy thx

Head Rot said...

glad its only concern and not cause ya'll like me... ;)

Aoife said...

So Biel had sex with Lyle Lovett? That is totally random, especially since she's said to like the ladies.

di butler said...

I'd bang Lyle Lovett. I heard he was hot in the sheets. Plus, I'm old. ��