Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 25, 2013

This celebrity is also an actress. Not a very good one yet, but she does get movies. Oh and television. The thing is she has no identity. She has been made as vanilla as possible by her masters so you never see the real her. All you see is some polished image that her handlers want you to see and not the person everyone else sees if you get her drunk. Only a certain group of her friends have seen her drunk. Only the most trusted because our actress gets crazy when she gets drunk. When she is not drunk, she is a completely different person. One of her closest friends told me that this squeaky clean actress has given lap dances that would be in the top ten lap dances in the world. She will do coke if she is drunk. She will make out with random women and has had at least two threesomes that the friend knew about, one of which she was involved in and neither of which included the now ex-boyfriend of the actress. The friend also had plenty to say about the ex of our actress. Apparently he is a big mafia/Sopranos fan and thinks that what he and his girlfriend do should be almost chaste like. He gets freaky with the people that are not his girlfriend and expects the girlfriend to stay at home while he is out. Our actress did that. Often. If he didn't want to go out with her she would be home alone. He didn't like her hanging out with her girlfriends or any other guys unless he was present. The thing is he has only ever seen our actress drunk once and the one time he did see her like that he freaked out and told her she couldn't drink anymore. But she did. When she would defy him and have friends over when he was out of town she would get drunk and apparently some of those parties are legendary. One of those parties is also how she got into her biggest feud wit another actress.

Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Vanessa Hudgens

35 comments:

Marieeee said...

Yawn.

sandybrook said...

So you are entitled to gloat just leave PSH be and let him RIP.

Bacon Ranch said...

Well, 2 weeks in rehab will help ya with that coke addiction, eh Selena?

Wasn't this revealed as Taylor Swift?

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor kid. Disney chews them up and spits them right out.

PowerhouseMe said...

Ladies and gentlemen, Demi V2.0

To think there are thousands of kids (and their fame whoring parents) in this day and age still surrendering to the Disney madness makes me sad.

auntliddy said...

Stop writing about the children, lol

Dolphy said...

So does this mean that V Hudge is one of Enty's sources?

TalksTooMuch said...

If you watch Toddlers and Tiaras (don't judge, I stopped years ago!), you can see the grooming behaviour, getting on Disney or the like is absolutely the goal and they will do anything to achieve it. Teach the kids to suppress any actual emotion, always smile, so freaking creepy. And they just keep pushing that, of course they go crazy later!

I will say that most people also go through this stage in their late teens / early twenties, from what I remember anyway. Nothing too nutso.

Renoblondee said...

True @TTM I know I did at that age.

trainrides said...

So is Vanessa Hudgens friends with David Berson????
Hahahaha.

Sorry, still hungover from B. Profane's assertion yesterday.

Michael H said...

So what were the other 9 top ten lap dances in the world? Who determines that?

D Brown said...

Wasn't it Milely who complained that she had a bad reputation when it was Selena, with the goody reputation, who behaved worse than she did?

justducky said...

@ D Brown. No. It was Vanessa Huygens.

Count Jerkula said...

I knew Selena was the woman for me. She is exactly what I need, a nice girl who turns into a raging party slut once you add alcohol.

Oh, the experiences we could have, Miss Gomez. The things I could teach you would land you any role you desire.

Count Jerkula said...

P.S. Fugazi Enty, since Radar has opened up the flood gates, please dump some more Selena sex and drug reveals in the next couple days.

Thank you.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

I can't stand these poser bitches! They think they are so cool, but they just don't have the stomach to be hardcore like me. Did I tell you that I was so drunk at my wedding that I hardly remember it happened?

Count Jerkula said...

@Avril: Yer cute, but I would rather fantasize about smacking the bullshit Lil Suzy Badass facade out of you, than boning you. I think you would wilt quick.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

I'd kick your ass. I wear black nail polish.

tara17 said...

These women didn't eat past puberty, and they all look alike to me. Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and the like, all under 5'2" and tiny. Good luck with that acting career.

olliebolliesnollie said...

@ Dolphy

No I think Vanessa is the feuding actress

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Molls said...

So this is about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, and the actress she was feuding with is Vanessa Hudgens?????

urban chaos said...

This is at least partial bs- her and the beib have been smashed together on multiple occasions all over the cities clubs.

KhloeK said...

Whatever Anvil! Kylie said she was so embarrassed to walk in your Abby Yawn show! Brody blackmailed her into it!

Count Jerkula said...

@Tara: If Selena was 5'2, she would already be in my basement chains. She is listed at 5'7. Hudgens is said to be 5'1.

Renoblondee said...

Count, my morning radio show interviewed her and after described her as so tiny she was pocket sized. She cannot be 5'7.

Count Jerkula said...

My new source, BodyMeasurements.org, has her at 5'5.

Body shape: Hourglass (explanation)
Dress size: 2
Breasts-Waist-Hips: 34-24-36 inches (86-61-91 cm)
Shoe/Feet: 7
Bra size: 32B
Cup: B
Height: 5’5″ (165 cm)
Weight: 110 lbs (50 kg)
Natural breasts or implants? Natural (how do we know this?)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It's like I always say..

Jacq said...

I went through that stage, for sure. But as a result, I can barely remember any of it. lol Then, you realize you aren't bulletproof.

tara17 said...

I can't believe I wrote such a bitchy comment earlier. I'm "periody" but it shouldn't excuse expressing the lowest parts of my opinions.

Bubbles said...

That top 10 lap dances in the world thing is the stupidest thing I've heard. Ok, so she get's drunk and tries to act like the sluttiest girl in the room. Sounds like a typical Saturday night at most upscale strip clubs!

katiekat said...

No way she's a size two with those hips 36 inches. I had almost her exact measurements and I was a size 6 in 1994, which is essentially a bloated cow these days.

Tina Mallette said...

Bieber thinks he is Elvis Presley or what? Elvis was the same way with Priscilla

Count Jerkula said...

Good call Bubbles. Unless she is into heavy ass play, then she aint even in the top 10 lap dances in New Jersey.

SrslyMike said...

Och f**k me, Dweeber being a Sopranos fan?