Saturday, February 22, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 29, 2013

This Academy Award winning actress is probably a B lister despite her acting talent and acclaim. She doesn't go for publicity which keeps her lower on the list than her talent deserves. Right now she is dating a guy and tells her friends that she sticks with him because everyone says he is great. She says he is far too dramatic and needy for her and that there are no sparks at all. She dreads having sex with the guy because she says it's like being at work and she is forced to act like it is amazing when in reality he is boring and vanilla. She likes spice. Scarlett J should introduce her to some guys she knows.

Hilary Swank

25 comments:

sandybrook said...

Chad Lowe must have been wonderful. She seems athletic so she probably likes to be driven hard in bed.

Cleodacat said...

Why stick with someone you're not happy with. Besides, I thought she came out as Bi, perhaps she simply needs to jump the shark and make the switch full on.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Thanks Sandy, I can't unsee that image in my head.

Cleodacat said...

Btw, I've never heard of the Laurent Fleury.

Derek Harvey said...

I liked when she played the girl from the trailer park on 90210

Renoblondee said...

So she's staying with him because her friends like him? Ok.

sandybrook said...

Yw@Kristin always happy to be of service (and servicing is a special of the day).

Derek Harvey said...

@Kristen--stop day dreaming about Chad Lowe---Hot Sundae needs you!

msgirl said...

Just leave. This is stupid.

Sherry said...

Well imagine for a moment that all the guys thus far have been jerks and for once he treats her well. Now, is that a fair trade off for boring sex? Hmmm...not in my world. However, the two don't have to be mutually exclusive either. You can have chemistry with a nice guy. Don't ever settle.

Derek Harvey said...

whats her kink? Maybe she likes getting all Brandon Teena on their ass...

MISCH said...

Who is or was she dating….last I read she broke up with her manager ?

angie said...

It's mean to stay with a decent guy and attack his manhood behind his back. She's whack is this is true.

Misch, a French real estate agent named Laurent Fleury.

B. Profane said...

No neurasthenic Hollywood half-man can satisfy a real Northwest girl like Swank. She needs to go home and drag an authentic tree-hugger into the sack.

TalksTooMuch said...

Maybe it's one of those cases where it's all her friends keep telling her how lucky she is that she has such a romantic guy, and she's trying to talk herself into believing that's more important than an amazing bone-a-thon. Or chemistry

angie said...

Interesting theory Talks, but she's almost 40 and has experience.

cmvbbay said...

She's actually from a trailer park in Bellingham, WA. This is a great area, trailer parks and all!

J LO said...

Ewww no one wants to imagine Swank driven hard. Was that necessary Sandy?!

Alexa Rose said...

Sounds more like she doesn't want to be alone right now and is just dealing with what is in front of her. I have many male and female friends her age who are doing the same.

Leekalicious said...

He's good for her, therefore too boring. Given her dicey situation growing up, I would have thought she'd be more pragmatic. Again, maybe he's just as boring as sh**.

Henriette said...

What a complete and utter idiot.

di butler said...

Just sounds like a lack of confidence in herself, a low self esteem from past relationship failures? Maybe she had it drilled into her head by a Wilmer Valderama type that she wasn't pretty, sexy, worth anything. I asked in the original if she even acts anymore, and I still don't know the answer. Off to Google.

Jessie said...

I don't get the athletic=driven hard comment. Is that a thing?

Henriette said...

I'm sorry if you get into your 30s and you're wasting your time and someone else's time too, then you are an idiot.

RowdyRodimus said...

I can't imagine there are many people lining up to get a piece of Horse Face Hilary