Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 25, 2013

This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always one of my favorites despite her not being much more than a C- list after thought and now sometime movie actress is saddened by the lack of offers she thought she would be getting after her most recent efforts backfired. She has devised a new plan she thinks will help. She wants to be spotted with another woman and have people think she is bi-sexual. That is so 2010. What she needs to do is give up on the acting thing and head towards the reality light. Only there will she achieve her goal of being famous and fawned over. She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out.

Mischa Barton

22 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa.

sandybrook said...

Mischa Barton is one of Entybots favorites? Since when?

Bruce Jenner said...

I think she used to run around with Kimmy.

sandybrook said...

Veee actually nailed it and someone guessed VIP :)

Derek Harvey said...

I like Mischa *shrugs* and I dont see her doing porn anytime soon

LottaColada said...

I thought she had a lot of imdb credits? Bombs?

Seven of Eleven said...

What kind of offers would pretending to be bi-sexual get her? Even if people noticed or talked about it, it has no bearing on her talent. Unless she hooked up with AngieJo, LOL.

Sarah said...

I would watch a reality show with her and her sister. I think?

sandybrook said...

Mostly straight to Dvd/on demand @Lotta

Derek Harvey said...

@Lotta---she does ---pretty bad movies though that are direct to dvd but they gotta pay somewhat decent. She is a decent actress in the right role but I think she gets frustrated with the roles and phones it in

Derek Harvey said...

I would TOTALLY watch a Mischa reality show---anyone see that Fern Cotton documentary about her? She is crazy in a very entertaining way.

GPS74 said...

I've only seen her in one thing, a truly terrible episode of "SVU." If memory serves, she was supposedly a total pain on the set.

LottaColada said...

Dang, I thought she was doing much better.

AKM said...

@GPS74 - Really?! I thought that was an excellent episode. Huh.

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

C'mon Enty, you don't have to use these passive posts about porn and sexuality as a ploy to garner my attention via my comments. Silly!
Rick Astley said it best:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
xoxo

GPS74 said...

AKM, I may be a bit harsh on that one - I think it was from that stretch where they were producing some real dreck, like the episode with the monkey in the basketball and the "Second Life" one. Plus, they started really banging the "baby drum" with Benson around that time (like, at least once an episode someone would tell her, "WAIT TILL YOU HAVE KIDS!" and she'd make her sad single woman face).

Kristin said...

@GPS74 I found her performance as a pregnant prostitute to be inspiring and originative. Like those Budweiser frog commercials.

LetLoveRule said...

Ugh. This kind of crap is why many lesbians won't even consider dating a bisexual woman.

lazyday603 said...

She seemed sweet talking to the reporter from Horse and Hound Magazine in "Notting Hill".

Kym Is A Messy Canopener said...

Count, question for ya': if we could have a threesome with a dude, would ya'? What if it was Enty? I'll be blindfolded, of course. The mystery of not knowing who's doing what orafice would make me so fucking hot!

Its just U said...

She is a horrible actress. The only thing I liked her in was The Sixth Sense.
If the girl was in any way interesting people would want to know about her.

GPS74 said...

Crap, USA is showing the Mischa Barton episode of "SVU" right now.