Thursday, February 13, 2014

Lil Kim Is Pregnant

I think the headline says it all, but someone decided they wanted to have unprotected sex with Lil' Kim. Yesterday Lil Kim announced to the world that she is going to be a mom. While at a show during Fashion Week she announced she is several months along. There are a few people I would never think of as mom material and Lil Kim tops the list. Of course some of the people I would never think of mom material are actually moms. Hello Farrah Abraham. Kim says that she wants to keep the identity of her baby's father a secret right now. There could be several reasons for this. Privacy because we know Kim is all about privacy and never doing anything outrageous. Maybe her baby daddy is in another relationship. That would be awkward but not unexpected. Whatever the reason I'm sure we can expect that whenever the baby is born it will lead a completely normal life and that Kim will turn into a soccer mom who drives a minivan.

28 comments:

auntliddy said...

Will baby be first to have inutero plastic surgery?

Stepforded said...

I'll put $10 on the reason being that she doesn't know who the father is.

Talking of mums-to-be ... the photo of Ciara with #KFF-Kim-#KFF yesterday was scary ... is everyone in this set trying to emulate Beyonce now?

Renoblondee said...

Funny Enty is here!

The Real Dragon said...

Whatever enty

Congrats queen b

Jennabean said...

She looks scary, lol Kim used to be pretty.. I saw these pics on celebitchy and lil Kim is at fashion week in hello kitty slippers. I'm not to big on fashion but I'm pretty sure hello kitty slippers at a fashion show is not the way to go

Christopher Cruz said...

Um, isn't she a hundred?!

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Maybe it will settle her down. I hope so for her child's sake.

Henriette said...

I think she lost her marbles after Biggie died. He really did a number on her when he stayed with Faith Evans.

Harry Knuckles said...

Lil Kim will be 40 on July 7th.

rikkitikkitavi said...

i don't think her plastic surgery is that bad. now her fleece coat and crushed velveteen evening gown/housecoat on the other hand. plus, prints tend to ADD bulk.

Mari (from her other mail acct.) said...

Kim in a minivan…..

Dressed all in black with the gat in the lap,
Lunatics in the street; gotta keep the heat.
60 on the bezel, 100 on the ring,
Sitting pretty baby, with the cash money bling.

Yeah, I can't picture it either. Seriously, every time I see her it's still a shock, that awful surgery.
Congrats to Kim, I hope this gives her what she is looking for, and that she forgets the foolishness once she has a little one.

Anna Belle said...

She's a glorified prostitute...she don't know who the daddy is...and hopefully wasn't taking too many drugs & has stopped

Seven of Eleven said...

If the baby is a girl, will she call her "Littler Kim"?

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Kourtney! I have no clue who Lil Kim is, but having kids is the best thing ever so good luck to her.

Harry Knuckles said...

Sometimes it just astonishes me me what some guys will put their dick in. No matter how drunk you are or no matter how stoned you are or no matter how long it's been since you had some pussy you do not fuck Paris Hilton or Tia Tequila or Lil Kim. Not even with a rubber. Not even with a hazmat suit. Herpes galore and who knows what else.

And she is going to be an absolutely horrible mother. The kid is fucked.

MISCH said...

First she has to find out who the father is….

wanton said...

愚蠢的婊子

rajahcat said...

ewww

Eros said...

Lol @ the last sentence! Good one, Enty.

Kimba said...

Back in the day, Lil Kim was wicki and seemingly a normal pipsqueak, fast forward and she's become a cartoon. Why's?

FingerBinger said...

@Kimba Biggie died and she lost her mind. That's what happened.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I agree about Biggie. At least this kid will get her original face. She was do pretty back then.

Kimba said...

Biggie died nearly 25 years ago - whoa, old timer here!
I guess her grief + celeb+ drugs, but yeesh where are her friends, why didn't they strap her down until her sense returned. Granted in some interviews she does seem semi norms and really sweet. Maybe she'll be a super fine mom.

FingerBinger said...

@Kimba Not quite 25 years. In March it will be 17 years since he was killed.

Candyland said...

@Seven- love it! "Littler Kim." Or, maybe she'll start going by Big Kim?

teresa crane said...

I used to bump Lil Kim on my way to school, thought I was the SHIT

Hopefully she'll take a break from the plastic surgery now

disenchanted said...

Uh, she used to be so cute. Shame she did all that to her face.

Henriette said...

@kimba
It was just that Biggie died; it was how he treated her before he died. She and Faith Evans were pregnant by him at the same time and rumor has it, he told Lil Kim she had to have an abortion to be with him. She followed that, and he married to Faith Evans who had his kid. That kind of stuff can really mess up your head, and she was pretty young at the time.