Monday, February 17, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Peaches Geldof at London Fashion Week looking scary thin. Back on the drugs?

Kate Moss and her sister were there. This might be the only time Kate Moss was bigger than someone.
Mischa Barton coming out of a show in London.
Paris Hilton will still be trying to get attention when she is 53. What 33 year old wears a tiara to her birthday?
Ryan Gosling picking up a friend.
Rihanna looks like a queen in a deck of cards.
Simon Cowell and his son Eric.
Taylor Swift coming out of ballet class before the rumor that Jake Gyllenhaal took her virginity when she was 20.
Woody Allen and one of his daughters. Hope she locks her doors at night.

40 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm going to ignore everything and look at that adorable babeh. BABEH!

Oh, and tiaras are a girl's best friend.

sandybrook said...

Paris managed to flash her bare cootchie in a picture that was censored in todays NY Post.

Peaches looks like crap but that's old news anyhow.

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't even notice the tiara, I was distracted by the whole curtains falling apart thing. Apparently Paris is a Barbie, who knew?!

Lookit the bebe!

Pink_Palace said...

I wore a tiara to my bday last year and started a trend - now all my friends are doing the same...most of us are equal to Paris age...

rajahcat said...

wtf Paris Hilton........hootchie Barbie?

please no Woody Allen........parents on the streets lock up you underage daughters

20?????? I doubt that

hollywood dime said...

If I could wear a tiara everyday I would! The tiara isn't the problem in that picture. Her whole damn uterus is about be exposed and you're focused on the tiara.
And ps. women don't have to roll over and die after 30.

Hanwi said...

Paris sure is subtle. Dressed as labia (what else does that dress look like) and flashing her gross parts on her birthday. Of course every part of her is gross, though.

rajahcat said...

ooops I almost liked Simon for a minute

and then it was over

Tenisha said...

The picture of peaches geldof is photoshopped...look at the sidewalk/building along the left side of her body. It curves in with her waist. She's thin, I'm sure...but that photo is altered.

Stepforded said...

That's Ryan's and Eva's midwife ;-)

Kate Moss is so over-rated it's not funny

Mischa looks so ... old! What the hell happened?!!!

Shock! Horror! Paris is going commando! Said no-one ever. What happened to her boyfriend? Did she leave him in a cupboard to die?

Methinks the 'rumour' surrounding Taylor was a phone-in by the lady herself to stay in the headlines.

califblondy said...

I think that's Woody's wife not daughter.

Count Jerkula said...

RiRi

Moss sisters

Paris

parissucksliterally said...

Oh Paris. You have been doing this shit for 17 years in the public......grow the fuck up already.
Where is her boyfriend? I haven't seen a pic of her with him in weeks.....

Stepforded said...

Woody Allen looks like Charlie Brown (comic character, not the fashion designer) in that picture

Lurker Girl said...

Ahh yes...Paris and her meat curtains...the gift that keeps on giving..

Violet said...

I never thought the phrase exploding ovaries and Simon Cowell would ever be used by me in my entire life. God, I do hate being wrong.
And Peaches - yikes.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Paris Hilton is obviously promoting her new TV show -- a reboot of an old classic, but revised to let Paris truly be herself. They're gonna call it "I Dream of Meanie!"
[slightly fabricated]

And to Meanie Reese, sorry I just sullied your good, mean name by associating it with that twunt! :D

Tina Mallette said...

Could it be that Simon's heart of ice could finally be melting - he has seemed overjoyed about having a baby from the getgo

MISCH said...

Lay off Woody these are accusations not truths…

Susan M said...

Gawd Taylor Swift do something with your bangs.

Jacq said...

No, her face is completely different. Not SoonYi

HolidayinCambodia said...

If you publish pictures of someone day after day for the better part of a decade, you are estopped from bitching about how the person is a publicity hound or is always getting papped or anything similar.

Susan said...

Paris Hilton is beyond ridiculous.

OMG. Your Woody Allen caption is so right and wrong all at once.

Rihanna looks ridiculous, too. Don't these celebs have people who talk them off the ledge?

Leisa said...

Simon can at last put those moobs of his to work!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Stepforded - Mia once said that Woody's Shlubby look is actually expertly planned out by him down to every last detail.

Paris looks like she belongs in a genie bottle. One you'd want to throw in the garbage instead of rubbing it.

Topper Madison said...

Actually, I started the whole "tiara on your birthday" thing in 1999. I was turning 35, and dammit, I was partying like it was 1999. Which it was.

LowKey said...

That baby looks like it's nursing. And Simon has the glorious man-titties for the job.

__-__=__ said...

califblondy - Good one!

Stepforded said...

@Tina - I wonder what the poor kid is going to have to call the harem members - surely not "Mum" (x 8)?

Renoblondee said...

That baby will change Cowell for the better.

hothotheat said...

Don't be too sure RenoBlondee. Cowell will milk it for the publicity and be back with the harem in no time. He'll make his child support payments on time but that's it. I don't think he'll change.

I hope that's Gosling's date. That would mean he and Eva broke up and he dating regulars now. We all have a chance!

Henriette said...

Weird. I had a classmate in grammar school who was/is born on Valentine's Day named Eric. That's all my family kept talking about when Simon had his kid.

Tillie said...

You are so funny! You, VIP and stepforded are the only reason I still visit this site!

Mitchellaneous said...

Let's not be judgemental on (supposedly) age inappropriate headgear. I'm 38 and would totally wear a tiara on my birthday. Today I wore a giraffe hat/scarf/glove combo to the grocery. Who cares, really? My ass isn't hanging out. Neither is my vulva, though.

MadLyb said...

Ashamedly, my first thought was that Simon was breast feeding, and I'm a staunch advocate of not body shaming men with moobs. Or women with camel toes, for that matter.

Paris Hilton shows that you really can gild a turd if you have enough money.

Leekalicious said...

I love Riri's robe...

Chief2224 said...

Wait...that picture of Mickey Rourke...and all you guys can talk about is Paris' tiara?? Gah, he looks like a Mr. Potato Head!

Nigella Lawson...yummy

Cleodacat said...

All I can think of is Simon's baby getting his first noseful of chest hair.

Emily Yeah said...

It's Goslings sister I think

Henriette said...

I wonder if you can see all the cooties and STDs jumping of Valtrax Hilton.