Monday, February 24, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Michelle Dockery strolls through an airport. Pretty damn exciting stuff. It should be on the crawl on the bottom of every channel.

Matthew M talks about how brilliant he is. Keeps bringing it up again when the questions start to lag.
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie leaving the Miley Cyrus concert while
Diane Keaton and Sarah Paulsen head into it.
Rose McGowan just needs a lava lamp to make this outfit complete.
Alexander Skarsgard does some grocery shopping.
Simon Cowell and his baby mama with their dogs who
also loves their 10 day old son.
Selena Gomez tries to walk upright.Gets weighted down by new 50 pound scarf.

68 comments:

di butler said...

What is on Gowen's lips? Holy moly. Poor Selena, no one wants to help this girl, do they? Ugh.

MollyMo said...

I'm sure it's fine, but you won't find a dog licking my 10 day old baby in the face. Ever.

Dolphy said...

Love me some ASkars...dude's hotter than the fire of a thousand suns.

sandybrook said...

No Rose just no!
Say what you want about MattyM Enty but he had a fantastic year that will end in a good way Sunday night.

Seven of Eleven said...

Hi, Lady Mary! Um, if you don't think it's exciting, why post the picture? Miles better than a photo of a dog sniffing a 10-day-old baby Cowell's mouth.

Ugh, torn jeans and booties. Selena, you should as Taylor Swift to take you shopping!

Bacon Ranch said...

Okay, the dog being that close to the baby's face is freaking me out.

Matthew M looks nothing like his Dazed and Confused/Time to Kill days :(

Bacon Ranch said...

Oh and Vampire Eric needs to recycle those grocery bags at my place.
It's the right thing to do.

sugarbread maker said...

Alexander yummy.

LowKey said...

I keep thinking that if I stare at Diane Keaton's outfit long enough a 3D image of an owl will appear, but so far it's just giving me vertigo.

loopymommy said...

I had that exact same lipstick. It was made by Stagelight, was equally purple and pink, and the last time I wore it was 1981.

Jessi said...

I am actually going to say that I found a little respect for Matthew's acting this past year! With Dallas Buyer's Club and now the fantastic True Detective! He's on a roll!

Jessi said...

Also forgot to mention, Alexander you should really be shirtless at ALL times!

Renoblondee said...

ACK! The germs!!!!!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Nice disguise Waldo, but I spot you.
Why does Sarah p look like a blonde Olive Oyl? Its like cross culture comix dating, lol

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jessi, I'm sure that's not what you meant. You meant this, right? :D

Leekalicious said...

Dark brown is a great hair colour for Rose McGowan ; la Selena: Singers wear scarves to keep their throats warm...

skippy said...

Rose , the lippy?

Count Jerkula said...

@Fugazi Enty, any chance we could get a rough sex blind about Selena, and how her new found scarf fetish is to cover up ligature marks? SFW

Steampunk Jazz said...

And he reads too? ...Hold on, my feelings for ASkar just did a 180° turn...

califblondy said...

The picture of baby Cowell in the sun without his eyes being shielded pissed me off more than the dog kisses.

Jessie said...

McCaunaughey (Jesus I can't be bothered to figure it out) has never been a terrible actor -I'm being serious! He's just suffered from Hot Girl syndrome and had to pull a Charlize to get recognised. Also made some good role choices.

Jessi said...

Um yes Seven, yes That is totally what I meant!

Sarah said...

+1

Harry Knuckles said...

Really starting to wonder about Selena. It's looking now like she and Swift have had a parting of the ways and that whole canceling of the tour thing is just plain bizarre. Performers cancel tours for two reasons: poor ticket sales or they are so wacked out on drugs and/or booze they can't get it up, so to speak. I don't know which one it is for Selena but there has been some talk lately about booze and coke and rehab. Smarten up sweetie.

Amartel said...

Very weird seeing the Downton actors out of character. Doesn't apply (for me) with other actors on other shows for some reason.

auntliddy said...

Molly and sarah, my in laws do this with infant grandchildren, and i find it gross, unsanitary and disturbing too. All 4 kids are fine tho.

PghGirl said...

Diane Keaton's outfit reminds me of Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.

Vampire Erik, holy hotness.

Michael H said...

@Harry, can't it be both? Who would want to see her lip sync, clothed anyway?

Count Jerkula said...

@PghGirl: Looks more Stymie to me. SFW

Crystal said...

Are Keaton and Paulson a couple? I know Paulson is a lesbian, and was Keaton supposed to be coming out or something?

luvgossip said...

Diane....we're over the menswear thing. Just stop it.

Simon's baby mama...no bra! I was in PAIN after I had kids if I didn't wear a bra.

Lady Heisenberg said...

What in Elvira's Whorehouse of Horrors happened to Rose McGowan?!?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Zing!!!! Sweet one, loopy

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sugarbread maker said...

@harry there was a bling on bg last week alluding to selena finding out she was pregnant in December hence the cancelling of her Australia tour to "take care of it" and rehab was an excuse to mentally heal and recover. you can check it out on blind gossip.
also why her falling out w/ T-swifty although isn't that what happened to Swifty and J-mayer?? bye bye baby?

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witwritergirl said...

A 10 day old child laying on a blanket in the sun and the dog licking it on the face, equally bother me. Some adults need help with their decision making skills.

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Count Jerkula said...

Lady H: One more mess up like that, and you will have to send me a buttcheek selfie. It is in the Blogger TOS.

Harry Knuckles said...

Count, I messed up 2 links today. You want a picture of my butt cheeks?

Harry Knuckles said...

Michael, I guess it could be both poor ticket sales and sobriety issues. Maybe drinking and coking because of the poor sales.

Sugarbread, everybody dismisses me as a kook/moron whenever I say this, but I'm pretty sure that Selena is gay and that she was never sexing Lil Dickhead or any other guy. So, not pregnant. Also pretty sure that Taylor is gay too, so again, no bun in the oven vis-a-vis Mayer.

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: No. Send em to VIP or Derek.

Marina Francisco said...

You know those posters that show the stages of the evolution of man from knuckle-dragging ape to homo sapiens?

Simon Cowell looks like one of the stages in that poster - and not a recent one.

Marina Francisco said...

The dog kissing the baby's face doesn't bother me. People who are exposed to lots of germs when they are kids develop more robust immune systems.

LowKey said...

Agreed, Marina. Kid should NOT be out in the sun tho.

Marina Francisco said...

Lowkey, agreed, except they need a little bit of daily exposure to sunlight on their skin to synthesize vitamin D, and if they don't get that, their parents should be giving them supplements.

Marina Francisco said...

http://www.lalecheleague.org/nb/nbjulaug04p124.html

PghGirl said...

Aahahahaha. Awesome pic

M. Brown said...

Why the hell is Diane Keaton going to a Miley concert? I find that more disturbing than the dog licking the baby's face.

Paint Chips said...

Horrifying from top to bottom.

Anotheramy said...

Agree Marina, the kissing doesnt bother me at all but, why the heck is that delicate baby skin on the beach? Photo op much?

__-__=__ said...

It's all good until someone gets a superbug.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Is this really a rule? If not it should be. What are the specifics 3 busted links in a post= 1 butt cheek selfie?

Count Jerkula said...

1 post, no. One week. 3 in a post is high level fail, and would require spread cheeks in the photo.

LowKey said...

You're not going to get a superbug from getting licked by a dog.
Superbugs are the result of antibiotics being misused (to put it in a nutshell) resulting in antibiotic-resistant pathogenic microbes aka "superbugs" that require newer and even stronger ATBs to knock out... Until they evolve resistance to the newest ATBs. Then we're really and truly screwed.

Count Jerkula said...

Dog mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, Fact.

Kassandra said...

I'm fairly certain my ovaries would explode if I encountered Alexander Skaarsgard in person. And perhaps another climactic event.

Marina Francisco said...

LowKey is right. You know how we're going to get a superbug? From idiots with health insurance who get a cold or the flu (both viruses) and then INSIST that their doctor "do something" - so the doctor gives in and prescribes antibiotics which are USELESS against viruses.

LowKey said...

That's one way, Marina. The other problem is people that are prescribed ATBs for bacterial infections, but stop taking them too soon because they "feel better" (or even better, want to save some for the next time they get sick), meaning they stop before all the 'bugs' are killed leaving the strongest to survive and develop resistance.
My in-laws were notoriously guilty of all of the above. My FIL died of MRSA.

Count Jerkula said...

That is what I do. Once the fever breaks, I stop taking the antibiotics. Usually it don't take more than 3 of the pink Erythromycin pills.

Marina Francisco said...

Wow, LowKey. I'm so sorry about your FIL. That's the very definition of "penny-wise, pound-foolish" isn't it?

lutefisk said...

@loopymommy, I was just thinking about Stagelight a few weeks ago. Macy's in Herald Square had a great Stagelight counter back in the 80's. I used to get a purply/black eye pencil there. I was walking through Macy's recently and thinking about the great colors they used to have at the counter.

Kameon Quillen said...

Has Matthew McConaughey always whistled when he talks?

mcmama said...

@count as true as that may be that's like saying Kim K's vag is cleaner than Parasite Hilton's... :D

Aoife said...

The baby is ten days old and a dog is licking his face? No way.

Re MattM: it's not bragging if it's true. I hate humblebrags. He looks like he's put some weight back on.

laura ramona said...

I love Keaton s socks :)))))

loopymommy said...

Thank you, Lady H!

Red said...

Paulson & Lange used to be a couple. Did Jessica go back to hetero? Does Paulson only like old women?