Tuesday, March 25, 2014

A To D List - The Rankings - Part Infinity

Sting – Foreign born permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves meditating and threesomes.
Susan Downey- A list producer who is married to A+ list mostly movie actor.
Susan Lucci- Permanent B list mostly television actress who was A list in her part of the television world for decades.
Susan Sarandon- Aging A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and purveyor of much younger men.
Susanna Hoffs – Former A list entertainer(singer) who had her best days a couple of decades ago but still looks great and performs with one of the best songwriters ever.
Tatum O'Neal – Oft troubled  B list actress strictly by rule who would love to work regularly as someone other than an author..
Taylor Kitsch – B list mostly movie actor now who had his best success on the long running network staple which fans don’t want to see gone forever despite it no longer being on the air.
Teri Hatcher – Former B list mostly television actress from a now canceled long running network hit who will forever be remembered for one line on a different show.
The Game – A list entertainer with a name people remember. Trying to have sex with a family, one woman at a time.
The Kardashian family – A list reality stars (except Rob) on an A list reality show we all wish would go away.
The Rock- A list mostly movie actor who can’t ever find just the right role despite headlining movies every year. He was A++ in his former field.
Thomas Gibson – A list mostly television actor who doesn’t get enough acclaim for his acting and who has had a long network television run on multiple shows.
Tina Fey – Former A list mostly television actress who will probably stay behind the scenes because she is a genius when it comes to writing.
Tom Cruise – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped to B before making it back to A. His personal life might knock him back down again.
Tom Hanks – Permanent A list mostly movie actor who is someone who you probably would love to drink with for hours and have him just talk.
Tommy Lee Jones – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who seems content picking up a paycheck every few years in whatever someone brings him.
Topher Grace – Former A list mostly television actor who thought he would make it big in the movies. My dark horse to go on an Academy Award winning run in the next few years. Otherwise he does have the tool to make it in porn.
Uma Thurman – Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an incredible traveling companion and the muse of this A list movie director.
Val Kilmer – Former A list mostly movie actor who chose his love of buffets over his acting career and is struggling to find that old magic.
Vanessa Hudgens – Former A list tweener who is finding the real acting world much harder than singing and dancing on Disney.
Verne Troyer – B list mostly movie actor turned reality star punchline turned all-time greatest celebrity photo ever.
Vince Gill – B list entertainer(singer) who keeps finding wives to wing with.
Vince Vaughn – A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ list if he would stop making so many bombs.
Wayne Brady – Former  list mostly television actor who, despite his lack of acting talent might end up with an EGOT if he could write a song or two.


Wentworth Miller – Former B list mostly television actor who once looked to be headed for A list stardom after a long running network hit. Now, not so much.

31 comments:

cubsfan1990 said...

So the entry is saying Vanessa hudgens has no career?

Katie said...

But what in the world is wayne brady?

Dazlondon said...

Has Topher Grace grown a moustache ?

Derek Harvey said...

I swear this list was made many years ago. Susanna Hoff? Really...

Runswithscissors said...

Oooooh, thanks for the Topher Grace reference, I like him, now I'll go hunt him down.

musical_life76 said...

Topher Grace is hung? Who knew....

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, I'm gonna need evidence regarding this Topher thing.

Strictly professional and confidential, of course.

MM said...

I didn't know Susan Sarandon sells young men! How do I buy one?

Tara said...

Uma as a traveling companion? Is she a yacht girl in the DL?!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Unless you missed Wayne Brady on Chapelle, you can't say he can't act...
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch, to get some respect? ( clicky)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bb6875cff8/chappelle-show-daves-night-out-with-wayne-brady-from-uploaderguy

Renoblondee said...

Well Ok then.

Cheryl said...

@Derek Harvey-Many years ago there was a website called the A list. It didn't have rankings, but it had a line or two of inside gossip about each star. It was updated for a while and then it stopped. The writer claimed to be an insider and it was juicy. If you search around you might be able to find it. A copycat site called thehollywoodalist recycled the gossip for a while.

Derek Harvey said...

@Cheryl cool

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ steampunk, hahahaha, love that clip! Cracks me UP!

Josh said...

Incredible work. Thanks, Enty.

Bally said...

@Cheryl

I remember that site. I actually copied and pasted one of the updates into a text file. I still have it somewhere, after all these years.

Bally said...

Thanks for posting all this, Enty. It was obviously a lot of work.

Sherry said...

I think we're all surprised to know that Topher has an impressive member. I just stopped reading at that point to come to the posts. Solid gold folks!

And yes, Enty and Enterns, thank you for putting this out. I know it was a lot of work and I will never reference it again although AndrewBC did create a Google doc to follow. I'll just approve all of Kristen and VIP's guesses.

skimpymist said...

Where is Thora Birch !!!

skimpymist said...

Enty could have ended the list with zendaya since the alphabet ends in Z. Jusy sayin

Leekalicious said...

Wayne Brady was always so amazing on What's my Line - what a great voice! I think some of the others were jellus.

rajahcat said...

so what was Wayne's ranking....??

Pink_Palace said...

Love all of you mad about the Wayne Brady ranking. He definitely has talent and is a nice guy too. Perhaps he bought the last pack of bacon and enty is holding a grudge?!??

Pink_Palace said...

Love all of you mad about the Wayne Brady ranking. He definitely has talent and is a nice guy too. Perhaps he bought the last pack of bacon and enty is holding a grudge?!??

AKM said...

"Vince Gill – B list entertainer(singer) who keeps finding wives to wing with."

Can someone explain this to me? Unless it means what I think it means...

Eros said...

Lmao @ the val kilmer description. Enty, sometimes you kill me.

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AndrewBW said...

Compiled ratings at:

A To D List Rankings

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