Howard Stern – A list talk show host who can get people to say anything.
Hugh Grant- Foreign born A list mostly movie actor who must literally have his peen out 24/7.
Idris Elba- B list television and movie actor who is one of the most underrated acting talents of this generation.
Jack Nicholson- Aging permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and has probably had sex with every actress older than 50.
Jaclyn Smith- Former A list mostly television actress who has been collecting checks from this discount department store forever.
Jaden Smith- B list mostly movie actor offspring who might want to wait awhile before releasing his next bomb.
Jake Gyllenhaal- A- list mostly movie actor who keeps making indies and posing with women on the sidewalks of NYC.
James Franco- A- list mostly movie actor who got his start on a great network television show that spawned lots of great actors.
James McAvoy – Foreign born mostly movie actor who has a franchise to his name and a name that gets confused with someone who dated Jennifer Love Hewitt.
James Spader – A- list mostly television actor who made his fame in the movies and will always be hated by those of a certain age who saw him play the bad guy in those teen movies.
Janet Jackson – Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who has dropped to B+ but is still considered the normal one in the family.
January Jones – B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show who will sleep with you if you are married.
Jared Leto- B- list mostly movie actor who got his start on a great network show that no one remembers. Might be more known for being an entertainer.
Jason Bateman – A- list mostly movie actor who alternates between some bad movie choices and one of the greatest television choices ever.
Jason Statham – Foreign born mostly movie actor who can star in an action movie opposite any of the world’s worst actresses.
Jason Sudeikis- B list mostly movie actor who got his start on a long running network show that his uncle excelled on when visiting.
Javier Bardem – Foreign born A list mostly movie actor married to an almost A list mostly movie actress who should be my sister-in-law.
Jen Aniston – A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list television actress despite having no acting talent.
Jennifer Connelly – B+ list mostly movie actress who is a great acting talent and a very unpleasant person to spend more than five minutes with.
Jennifer Lawrence – A list mostly movie actress who has a balance problem.
Jennifer Lopez – A list diva and not much else although she tries at literally everything.
Jerry Bruckheimer- A list producer who makes great movies and television.
Jessica Alba – Very attractive B list mostly movie actress who keeps getting movies despite no actual acting talent. Has a fallback career that specializes in keeping you on a mailing list forever.
Jessica Biel – B- list mostly movie actress who finally appears to be giving up on the dream of acting and is content to sit at home Tweeting that she was next to her husband.