Thursday, March 20, 2014

A To D List - The Rankings - Part Nine

Mickey Rourke – Former A list mostly movie actor who some think was probably an A+ lister. Definitely an A+ lister when it comes to being a jerk to women. A career resurgence has led to his increased use of botox and other hormones.
Mila Kunis- B+ list mostly movie actress who got her fame from a hit network television show. She could be A list if she would work more.
Miley Cyrus – A list entertainer(singer) who was forced upon the world by a stage mom and dad who then forced us to watch her be an A list tweener for years.
Mira Sorvino- B list mostly movie actress who is a very good actress who makes really bad choices when it comes to movies and certain personal decisions.
Miranda Cosgrove – Former A list tweener from one of the bigger tweener shows of the last decade and now looking to break into the real acting world.
Molly Ringwald – Former A list mostly movie actress who will forever be an A+ lister to those of a certain age and time who wanted her to be their best friend.
Moon Zappa- Former C+ list mostly movie actress offspring who had an acting career as long as her singing career and one of the best names ever given to a child.
Naomi Campbell- A list model turned reality star who has a temper problem
Naomi Watts – Foreign born almost A list mostly movie actress who caught a bad break with a role this year but is an amazing actress even though she doesn’t have the best choice in best friends.
Nathan Fillion – A list mostly television actor from a long running network show who every woman wants to take home. Maybe not take home to their parents but wants to take home.
Neil Patrick Harris- A list at nearly everything he does. The definition of bringing a career back from the dead.
Nicolas Cage – A list mostly movie actor who has better luck with movies than with his hair.
Nicole Kidman – Hanging on by a thread to A list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition and interesting choices when it comes to significant others.
Noah Cyrus – C list celebrity offspring and hopeful that her A list sister will get her a job.
Norman Reedus – A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who drinks way more than is good for him and will probably end up in rehab or jail at some point in the next year.
Olivia Munn- B list mostly television actress who gets a lot of work and not all of it based on her good looks. She can act and is on a hit pay cable show.
Olivia Newton-John – Former A list mostly movie actress/singer who has a big mystery in her life.
Oprah- A list everything who is finding life after talk shows is not all that easy.
Owen Wilson- A list mostly movie actor who has one character he brings out in every movie but knows his limitations and does great with it.
Ozzy Osbourne – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is trying to be remembered as that and not a reality star.
P Diddy- A list producer/entertainer/everything guy who has a lot of famous exes and a lot of kids and a whole lot of secrets.
Paris Hilton- Former A+ list celebrity turned A list reality star turned A- list celebrity people are starting to think of fondly because of the Kardashians.
Paris Jackson – Troubled B list celebrity offspring who hopefully gets to live her life in peace away from her family.
Patton Oswalt – A list entertaine(comedian)/B list actor who is brilliant and doesn’t get enough credit.
Paul Giamatti – B list mostly movie actor who can play any role other than being friendly.

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