Thursday, March 13, 2014

Blind Item #2

This B+ list celebrity/sometime actress/with A list name recognition had to stop on the way to an event she was hosting to buy a new blouse. Apparently the one she was wearing had drops of blood from her nose on it so she stopped to buy a new top and changed in the limo. She arrived to the event with tissue still stuffed up her nose to stem the bleeding and took it out only at the last possible second.

34 comments:

sandybrook said...

chelsea handler

TalksTooMuch said...

You're risking an after-clot geyser there, my friend. I was sort of flinching, thinking it was gonna be something else.

Still no guess!

The Real Dragon said...

Should had put a tampon.it Osborbs right up

Bacon Ranch said...

Would have been funny if someone called hazmat (because I'm thinking someone like Tara). Ewww.

I guessed!

Eros said...

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Seven of Eleven said...

Was it an ASIAN shirt? Did it keep falling off?

Violet said...

Stop the world! Someone had a nose bleed.
Or are you implying drug use as otherwise this is a none story?

sugarbread maker said...

Welcome back!! Missed you!

Jenny S said...

"Off Topic: I had Chinese food last night for dinner but was hungry twenty minutes later so I made a pound of bacon"
"Your Turn: Does Asian food fill you up or are you still hungry?"

rajahcat said...

well this isn't interesting........but if that continues maybe she should wear darker clothes.....

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, sugarbread maker, nice to see you too!

Leekalicious said...

I guess that would be too much crokanium. Snort-sneeze-sneeze-neezesneeze-wipe-wipe-wipe-wipe-repeat-repeat-bleed. That must have been some night.

Its just U said...

Change your dealer dude!!!

crila16 said...
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crila16 said...

What? You mean the celeb is human and has blood running through her veins? This has happened to me before, many times actually, and it doesn't stop bleeding. Usually the dry weather is what does it to me. My mom had the same problem too, where she actually had to go to the doctors, because it was getting out of hand.

Either that...or Chelsea has a nose picking problem...or a cocaine issue. I'm thinking cocaine.

caroline david said...

It's me recently when i had the flue

Renoblondee said...

This is Hollywood. Doubt it's a regular nose bleed.

discoflux said...

@dragon - "osborbs" may be my new favorite word.

Wendy Rene said...

OT -- Jenny, I'm so glad you said that. I'm the same way. Stuff myself at the Chinese restaurant only to be looking for something to eat in our pantry an hour later because I'm hungry.

What gives with that?!? lol

Uhhhh... said...

The only B+ Celebrity / sometime Actress I can think of is Olivia Munn and she did some SXSW thingie 2 days ago. Does she do Girl? Do you take limos to SXSW? I got nuthin.

Harry Knuckles said...

Not really the same thing but I get nose bleeds in the shower all the time. Almost always take 3 showers a day (I'm such a clean boy) and will usually get a nose bleed every 1 or 2 days.

A little more detail for those of you hanging on my every word here: It's always the left nostril, and the blood source is a vein on the septum about half an inch in. I have a shaving mirror in the shower so sometimes I'll just stand there (all naked and wet, ladies) and watch the blood oozing from the vein and out my nose and down to and across my mouth, which looks very freaky, and then down my chin and neck unto my chest and from there it trickles down my abdomen to my dick and then drips off my dick into the tub where it is washed down the drain to make the trip to the sewage plant where it is processed back into drinking water that will come out of people's taps.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I get that this is intended to imply out-of-control Coke use, and it certainly is consistent with that, but I've had long-lasting nose-geysers after an ill-advised picking session. (Man, sometimes that crust is just stuck to one of the little veins!)

What?

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Well, fuck, if I'd realized Harry Knuckles had done such a thorough job, I wouldn't have bothered!

TalksTooMuch said...

OH COME ON!

NaughtyNurse said...

Niiiice.

auntliddy said...

Like putting a bandaid on a broken leg.

Count Jerkula said...

Paris Hilton.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Thank you @Count, for not sharing a nose bleed story.

sugarbread maker said...

I have nose bleeds all the time too. always left nostril. never done coke. just chronic sinus issues. I get PONARIS nasal emollient from my ent. "liquid gold" a few drops in each nostril. $12. a must for crust.. haha. seriously I have 3 bottles @ all times. 1 on sofa. bed. purse. go get it.

Flora Goforth said...

@Reno

I get nosebleeds when there are Santa Ana conditions.

Count Jerkula said...

@Cocoa: I never did enough snortables to get a nose bleed.

Cee Kay said...

I NEVER feel hungry after I eat Chinese food. I've never understood where that came from...

K. Madelyn said...

Insufflating a substance that is initially processed by soaking the plant leaves in gasoline for an extended period--like Step One after they collect the leaves--is probably going to do nasty things to tender areas like one's nostrils at some point.

As for smoking... Ohhh; duh. And to think I never quite understood the Richard Pryor free-basing disaster... still trying to forget seeing a man taking the stuff intravenously--some 20+ years ago. Maybe that explains the convulsions.

To be fair, I've always been a little biased about cocaine use.

Count Jerkula said...

Soaking leaves in gasoline, big deal. You eat meat that eats plants that thrive on shit.

I may be wrong on this, but I believe the coke itself doesn't do much collateral damage, it is the cut that does. The aspirin, baby laxative and the like.