Sunday, March 09, 2014

Blind Items Halfway Revealed

November 14, 2013

This B+ list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee was talking about the first time she made out with this A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list at the time. She said he had no idea what to do and treated it like he was acting. Kissing was as far as the couple ever went despite dating for months. She said that she tried to undress him and showed up naked once in his trailer but he told her to get dressed because he had a meeting and then sat in his trailer for hours until he thought she had left.

The actress is Penelope Cruz

55 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Tom Cruise!

TalksTooMuch said...

And I'm guessing Half-Revealed is the new Almost-Revealed? Which is also just the lamest. And not half-lame

Simon said...

Wow, that was easy, easy..

WareCat said...

... & Tommy Girl.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Just the tip, guys.

texas rose said...

new version of almost reveals.

sandybrook said...

Easy peasy. TTM got 3 blinds right in 3 days (2 Friday and one today!)

TalksTooMuch said...

You know they HAVE to be easy easy if I even have a guess!! Thanks, sandybrook!

texas rose said...

This blind also settles the issue of whether enty considers Oscar winners A list forever. They are not.

cleo said...

I thought she dated Cruise for years, not months.

auntliddy said...

I knew everyone was gonna say Cruise! Just for fun, lets thnk of someone else. ok, I got nothing. lol

Count Jerkula said...

Poor Tommy. All these years craving dick and the $cios keep it from him.

Emily Yeah said...

Yes I thought so too

Seven of Eleven said...

@texas rose, right on.

So a half reveal is basically an almost reveal except we now know which fraction of the reveal is revealed? Math is fun!

Brady88 said...

How is tom cruise not A+? And why wouldn't he go ahead with the whole reveal?

Renoblondee said...

Tom isn't gay. He is asexual.

PJ said...

Obviously this one's about our beloved, lift-wearing Tommy boy!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

PJ Gotta love a good platform heel!

Angela said...

@Brady88
Tom Cruise had a few rough years after Mission: Impossible 3, when he started the whole romance with Katie Holmes stuff. He publicly clashed with Paramount's Summer Redstone, who had enough of the scientology promotion and thought War of the Worlds would have been a bigger hit if not for the star's antics. His stint at United Artists resulted in flops. Long-time production partner Paula Wagner left their company. And almost every starring vehicle has done so-so at the box office.
Which leaves the M:I franchise, but the franchise now owes as much to JJ Abrams and directors like Brad Bird as to Tom Cruise himself. A is a fair grade.

Stepforded said...

Of course he wouldn't know what to do, reptilian shapeshifter that he is

Ray Nicolet said...

His movies dont do as well financially as they used to so hes dropped a bit.

Sherry said...

I think it's funny that he was so scared of a naked woman he hid.

Ray Nicolet said...

Those lizards are supposed to be intelligent, Tommy..not so much. According to my sources at least.

Tru said...

Cruz also dated McConoughey for a fairly long while - long enough so that when they broke up it was in the mainstream media.

Unknown said...

Tommy girl has never done TV.

Molly Barrow said...

If Tom is "mostly movies," what are his other credits? He has no television roles listed on his IMDb. According to Wikipedia, she and Tom dated for 3 years. No way this is Tom.

sandybrook said...

Hes produced movies so that's why the description.

GIRLIE6SA said...

Can't be Tom!!! Tom is movies only+they dated for years not months!!!

WareCat said...

but, but, he announced his undying love, dry humping & stomping on Oprah's couch.
that shld give him tv cred.
right?

Molly Barrow said...

Based on nothing, I don't think it's a reference to his producing credits, but even if it is, it doesn't resolve the fact they dated for years, not months. Can't be Tom.

If they only dated a few months, maybe it never made the gossip rounds and it's someone we'd never consider. Don't forget the text at the bottom of this site says they straight up fabricate items. This could be one of them.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Agreed @talkstoomuch. I thought these things were gonna go away.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Matt Damon or Josh Hartnett.
Relationships from Who's Dated Who"

Jessica Wakefield said...

Years are made up of months, so technically saying they dated for 'months' isn't false. I can't see this being anyone else but Tom.

I think people are taking 'mostly movies' too literally... I think Enty does that because people would check IMDB and find like one TV credit and be like, "What do you mean, ALL movies!?!?" IMO 'mostly' movies means they're known for movies but there may or may not be some TV in the past. I don't think it's meant to rule anyone out, just to make it more inclusive in case there's a credit he forgot.

NaughtyNurse said...

Damn you, FlirtyChick! I was going to suggest Matt or Josh!! I have a hard time accepting Matt Damon as gay, so I'm going to say Josh Hartnett.

Marina Francisco said...

Why does Enty always call it Blind Items Revealed?

It's only ever one item at at time.

Shouldn't it be Blind Item Revealed?

sandybrook said...

Enty is not good with English grammar and isn't an editor.

Jade, That Girl said...

Tom Cruise has never won an Oscar.

Gypsytrill said...

Cruise and Cruz, sitting in a tree, NOT K.I.S.S.I.N.G.....

Sprink said...

Plus, people don't always have all credits in imdb. (Cue Eastenders duh duh dumm)

Lulu G said...

The blind says the actress won the Oscar, not the actor. She did win one!

Lila said...

3-4 years. This is made up or someone else.

Brenda L said...

I don't think Enty meant the relationship only lasted for months....I think he just meant that months had gone by and they had not gotten further than kissing. but then again....who knows WHAT Enty is thinking half the time! LOL

laura ramona said...

Not Cruise. 4 years together. he was with Penolope and Javier in London last year when the papas accused him of hooking up with Diaz at her birthday. According to Penelope Kidman was bla blaing Tom all days on his phone. that s all you got from her regarding Tommy boy

PJ said...

You know it! :D

texas rose said...

Thanks Lulu G:)

bellaluna said...

Sooooo funny!!! :D

bellaluna said...

Tommy Girl, no doubt.

cowbulls said...

One thing is 100% certain. The actor in question is either gay or asexual. There's no way an available heterosexual man turns down a naked Penelope Cruz. She's one of the sexiest women in the world.

Aoife said...

That was too easy. Who else could it be though?

Eros said...

Definitely not Cruise even though at first glance he does seem like a good fit. They were together for years.

shortyp333 said...

Nic Cage or Orlando Bloom...

Eros said...

+1 For Nic Cage. Hes an odd duck and fits this bi pretty well.

CharRicho said...

I mean, it's pretty much a full reveal. It's pretty obvious who the guy is.

Scott Fish said...

What TV did Tom Cruise do? The blind says the Actor is "mostly movies" I'm pretty sure Tom is only movies. I also think he would say A+ for Cruise. Gotta be someone else.

Steppy said...

Cruise is A++, movies only and dated Cruz for 3 years. She actually sued a magazine for printing crap about their relationship.
This entire "blind" is likely BS.