Blind Items Revealed
November 20, 2013
Put this one under bizarre. This actress who used to be a B list mostly movie actress and is now mostly television when she can get work is a mom. Apparently she went to an indoor playground and before she left with her child from the playground she scooped up five or six pairs of shoes of the other kids and then walked out. Two hours later she returned them saying she was not sure which pair belonged to her child. Bizarre.
Selma Blair
57 comments:
How bizarre!
um... brain fart?
honestly, i have some days where i just dont have any sleep and it really disorients me. i kind of doubt that she was doing anything malicious.
Were they filled with tears?
Where was her baby?
Haha, FSP!
If I was on my comp, I'd "literally" link that song.
Oh, Seven!....
But did she sit on a park bench weeping having handed her kid over to a complete stranger before or after she took the shoes?
Everybody's favorite blind....
LowKey, where are you? I still haven't received my Sugar Basket either. It's your turn to hold the baby!!
strangely sad....
Is it just me or does it seem like Enty really hates anyone from Cruel Intentions? I bet that Your Turn the other day was just a test--anyone who picked a favorite and didn't say "No one" totally failed.
As long as they weren't Manolos....
Poor Bench Baby.
I didn't know Selma was a bitch like that. Thought she was supposed to be nice. Asshole move- not sure which pair is her kid's (problem in itself) so I'm going to grab everyone's shoes and figure it out later. I guess they were lucky she returned the rest a few hours later and not the next time her kid went to the playground. If I needed to pick my kid up shortly after she left with my kids shoes I would have been pissed.
I can understand you not knowing which pair belong to your kid due to mommy brain, however, unless your child has 5 or 6 sets of legs you don't take everyone's shoes. You know you only came in with one pair. How many people left with kids that were barefoot? It's not bizarre as much as it's rude and self entitled.
Bizarre literally or otherwise.
What did I do now, @Ware? :/ I keep trying to behave...
I can't hold the baby, Seven, my arms are full of all these shoes!
Every time I look around :/
Hey...at least she returned them. If this were Lindsey Lohan, you'd never see the shoes again.
Probably had bleeding raw 'roids. They do that to you.
Texas Rose, go eat a steaming bag of fuck. Stupid cunt b
Haha, I got that stupid "how bizarre" song in my head, & wanted to link it, but can't.
Ur awsum w/ links & thought u'd put it up, Seven.
N/m.
Ain't nobody got time for that song.
I made a comment fail ='(
I'll leaving eating bags of steaming things to you massive g.
Oh violet dear, you read my mind. Lol
What a fucking asshole to take all of the shoes, and keep them for hours. Almost certainly some of the kids had to leave without their shoes. Fucking asshole. Glad Sheen fucked her over.
That is not normal. At all.
LOL! Seriously! I saw FSP's comment and immediately went for the linkage. Now you're telling me you knew that was going to happen. If you are TTM, I'm serious: get out of my head!
Jeez, Harry. You sure care a lot about those kids shoes!
@Sugar, he doesn't want the 13-year old girls he fantasizes about to have callused feet.
A broad hoarding shoes. Nuthin to see here.
Was this a long time ago? New mothers can be frazzled! It's called mum brain. I'm just glad she gave the shoes back.
He's such a caring PedoBear, Karen.
As I read now what I wrote, I guess I was a little hard on the girl.
@Lotta-I'm throwing myself a wedding shower. I'm registered at Payless.
LOL @ comments section
Not cool, pedobear, not cool.
Careful, Seven, Harry keeps lists...
G, are you having issues again? I told you, Imodium is your friend!
Also, try some Preparation H.
I don't even want to know what list I'm on when Harry is involved.
Brilliant Lowkey. @ MG why?
@Sugar, that link was hilarious and quite disturbing all at the same time.
It reminded me of Harry. :-)
Poor kiddles cold feet
Skippy: now I wonder why they all had their shoes off?
Hot gif, Sugar. Thanks.
Thankyou ladies. You too Karen. I'm a little disappointed with the turnout though.
Just watch yerself in public Harry. And be careful on the phone. Another funny one.
@ethorne- make sure you go for the BOGOs.
I saw her unfortunate parking lot behavior years ago & have disliked her ever since.
Doesn't everyone at the Malibu Country Mart just jump into her car & while facing forward, floor it in reverse out of the parking space, nose held high, smirking to boot, without looking for other cars, bikes or peds?
Thanks for the tips, Count. The funny one confuses me though. The ladies all look to be legal.
Wow. Somebody was (a) there when she took the shoes (b) there when she brought them back 2 hours later and (c) knows about CDAN.
What are the odds?
What a weirdo! What the hell were the other kids supposed to wear? How inconsiderate!
Mr. Massive Grumpypants today!!
@Harry: I think that is why P-Bear is buggin. He prolly sees some pubes peeking out them panties and don't like it.
Here are some more pedo bear funnies
Leg humper
Another To Catch a Pedo
Emma Watson and P-Bear
meme
Beiber likes it.
Maybe enty. Was an extra on that movie and is holding a grudge.
I sure hope we're not witnessing another public breakdown, a la Brit & Bynes.
Charlie put the voodoo on her. Messses her mind all up.
FSP started it
Worst song ever, thank you New Zealand
Oh except for another one from OMC, I though this group was special needs when I saw it on tv, not kidding
Oh snap!
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