Friday, March 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

September 4, 2013

This newlywed couple is already on the rocks. Two main reasons are that the A list (it pains me to say that)  celebrity/singer husband has discovered his A list (it pains me to say that) celebrity/singer wife is a pain in the butt and has been spending all of his money and saving hers and she caught him texting and having phone sex with at least two of his exes. It's interesting to me that her friend who I got this from freely admits the wife is a big pain and is not just trashing the husband.

Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger

43 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

save that money for a rainy day Avril! You deserve it! xo

Derek Harvey said...

save that money for a rainy day Avril! You deserve it! xo

auntliddy said...

I do like the using his money and saving hers. Shows good thinking. If he's too busy sexting to watch his money, so be it.

LottaColada said...

Oh please. That betch is not A list!

Seven of Eleven said...

If you get caught having phone sex with an ex (who does that anymore? Sexting is where it's at, Nickelback!) twice, you deserve whatever rancor your current throws your way. Stupid.

Kno Won Uno said...

Where's the List list?

VIPblonde said...

Chad's just practicing so Nickelback can do a cover

WareCat said...

He was a sk8er boi
She said see ya l8tr boi.


Whoever has that stuck in their head,
ur welcome.

texas rose said...

I hope this isn't true. I really thought they were going to make it for the long haul. Their love seemed so true- young divorced rockers in love- I hope they remember the good times.

Candyland said...

@Lotta. Agreed! Perhaps that was during the period when the new Enties we're getting up to speed on the rating guidelines?

TalksTooMuch said...

How come it's the really unlikeable Canadians that make it so big in the US? Thank god for Dave Foley swinging the balanace a little bit the other way

Seven of Eleven said...

@Know, that's right, we were promised a list. Somebody posted a bunch of names to add to the list that day... after the third post or so, the mimosas kicked in and I developed mislexia (too many mimosas = jumbled letters).

Derek Harvey said...

AHEM: Lyrics to Avrils new song. VERY erotic. lmao.
"Hello Kitty"

Mina sako arigato, k-k-k-kawaii
K-k-k-kawaii.

[Verse 1]
Mom's not home tonight
So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
Like a major rager OMFG

Let's all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me

It's time for spin the bottle
Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
Keep it just between you and me

Let's play truth or dare now
We can roll around in our underwear how
Every silly kitty should be

[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

[Chorus]
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

[Verse 2]
Wake up, got a secret
Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it
I've got something you need to see

Let's be friends forever
I wanna do everything with you together
Come and play with Kitty and me

[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

[Chorus]
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

Mina sako arigato! Kawaii! [x2]
Kawaii! [x4]
Meow.

[Chorus]
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly

[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me

Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me

Candyland said...

Oh TTM, you Canucks bring us Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Ellen Page and many lovely others!

Anna Belle said...

Hell if I found out my hubs was sexting exes I would withhold sex & spend his money too

Tillie said...

Haha! Love it....and now you have me craving mimosas!

sandybrook said...

There's absolutely no way in hell @Avril and her song that I would even consider doing sect times with you in your underwear.

WareCat said...

Wat the shit was that, Derek?!
My head hurts & my eyes r bleeding from reading that.

sandybrook said...

*sexy *

sandybrook said...

U got it warecat its shit

rajahcat said...

that can't really be a song can it?

she has always been annoying......

yawn

PugsterMom said...

Why did he bother getting married?

Lil P said...

Love that song ! Hinder was great in concert. Nickel back better not touch it

OneEyeCharlie said...

I recently acquired a hand-forged, Japanese nakiri. It requires a little more maintenance because it's a high carbon steel, but it cuts like a dream. There is something very relaxing about slicing and dicing with an uber-sharp blade. Of course, then my mind starts to wander, and I start daydreaming about kitchen counter tops

Lady Heisenberg said...

Good point TTM. I had a great chat with a Scot the other day who said I should never judge anyone from the UK or Canada that is in the US as being representative of the rest of their people. His theory was that all the assholes from those countries come over here because the US rewards people for being dicks.

Derek Harvey said...

Your WELCOME everyone! I just love sharing Canadian culture at its finest xoxo

Sugar said...

And then, OOPS goes your thumb!

Derek Harvey said...

not necessary @Lady. My mom was born in Scotland and moved to Canada as a teen. Maybe these days yeah, but not so-much in the past. When I think of Scotland I think of Belle and Sebastian---they are awesome if anyone wants to check out some good tunes~

Renoblondee said...

I guess it's hip to hate Nickleback, but I think they've made some great songs.

Habibti said...

I like Nickelback songs too. Dont know why people are such bullies towards them. Cant understand how anyone can not see that Avril Lavigne is a self-entitled beyotch.

Count Jerkula said...

Aint she pushin 30, and she is writing teen lez sleep over songs? Taylor Swift, this is your future.

If her dude wants her to change, I bet I could fix her with 1 evening in a Holiday Inn Express. Then when ever she starts to get out of line, he can just pull up my # on his cell phone, show it too her and she'll snap to.

Derek Harvey said...

@Count--LOL, so true about Taylor. I can picture the video already...it will star her cat Meredith...

Tina Mallette said...

Warecat, you are on fire today.

Yes as a Canadian we are embarrassed. But the current drummer for Nickelback is hot though.

Tina Mallette said...

Embarrassed by Chad's and Avril's narcissism, I should say. So well matched I thought.

I have to agree that I saw Nickelback in concert with Daughtry opening, and it was a good concert but my fav Canadian bands for live music are The Trews and the Tragically Hip.

Tina Mallette said...

Yes I am a dinosaur I like live music without lip synching though I also realize even so called live bands cheat a bit.

WareCat said...

Thnx, Tina!
I rule!

Mark B said...

Avril is well known for being an ass IIRC. And that's ignoring the recurring lesbian rumuors.

CharRicho said...

Ashamed these two idiots are Canadian. Trash both of them.. please!
UGH this is a match made in bad music hell!

di butler said...

Love or hate the King and Queen of Maple Leafs, they both are A list and Kroeger has made shittons of cash. I say they stay together longer. Hey, hey, she doesn't like his girlfriends, he doesn't like her never growing up, she says, what the hell?

Yeah, shoot me. I'm sick. :(

anon said...

Come on - Avril is A List?

Alexa Rose said...

Well, they're still married so good for them.

Mark B said...

I could buy Avril being A-list for a certain crowd. Chad less so.

Ray said...

I'm not rich or famous and my wife spends all my money as well.