Thursday, March 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 8, 2013

Before there was Lewis Hamilton there was this A+ list rapper/producer/everything else who was engaged at the time but made sure our female celebrity/singer was well taken care of.

Nicole Scherzinger/Jay-Z

35 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Who hasn't he taken care of?

wanton said...

Jersey Shore is tough, y'all!

Zelda Zonk said...

Yeah seriously, OT Dec 8th is my day heyyy

Harry Knuckles said...

Murder boy looks after his ladies. Got no problem with this. And he wasn't cheating on Pregger Faker. They aren't for real, never hasve been.

Sugar said...

I'm supposed to know who Lewis Hamilton is? I'm definitely failing at pop culture today because I have no clue who that person is. sads

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Sugar, he's some sort of driver of racing vehicles with a very unfortunate hairline.

Harry Knuckles said...

"boy" should be capitalized and there should be 2 "s'" in "hasve".

Lady Heisenberg said...

SPEAKING OF GOLD DIGGING ANGLOPHILES
have y'all heard about the upcoming reality show "I Want to Marry Harry." The twist is that it's a Harry impersonator. I'd be surprised if no one gets sued.

Kno Won Uno said...

Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver?

Sugar said...

What the hell does Lewis Hamilton, British Formula One racing driver from England, have to do with Jay Z, an American rapper, record producer, and entrepreneur?

OH! Wait. Did Nicole Scherzinger date him too? Ahhhh, Google says yes.

CASE SOLVED! NEEEEXT!

Sugar said...

Harry Knuckles? I hope all the contestants are covered with tattoos.

Kno Won Uno said...

Thanks, @Sugar. I had no idea whatsoever what those people were doing in the same blind. Quite a reeeeaaaaccchhh.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL @Sugar. PRINCE Harry, my bad. Although I'd also watch a spin-off featuring Knuckles!

sandybrook said...

ZAC EFRON!

Oh wait....

Sugar said...

Prince Harry is on the cover of US or STAR this month and it was sitting on the table this morning when my husband asked why was Ralph Mouth on the cover of a magazine! (he was totally serious) HAHAHA! I thought that was funny because he does sort of look like Ralph. He better hurry up and boat that bass because I think he's losing his hot.

Sherry said...

I was about to ask who would be so stupid to be fooled but the Kartrashians have fans so that answers that question.

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Lewis Hamilton wants to be a rap star after he is done with his racing career. Maybe Nicole can help him out with that. Blackmail anyone?

sandybrook said...

Nicole cant even have her own career much less help anyone else.

Elle Abraham said...

Wth this was the most vague blind ever

Uhhhh... said...

double gross.

Harry Knuckles said...

The ladies would be lined up around the block for a crack at me.

Anna Belle said...

Nicole is so bitter now it wouldn't surprise me if she writes a tell all...she thought she was gonna be big after the Pussy Cat Dolls

sandybrook said...

I read that as the ladies would be lined up around the block if I had crack with me., Harry :))

The Original CDAN Reader said...

@ Lady H: That sounds like a tired re-tooling of that Joe Millionaire show from 10+ years ago. Those type of shows would be hard to pull off nowadays in the age of Twitter unless they sequester those girls. Like they are supposed to be meeting Harry at some UK location and his camp tweets: “I’m loving it here in Majorca!”

Layna Day said...

Nicole is desperate to snag a rich husband. Bless her heart, she's failing miserably. Lewis went so far as to post on his blog that he and Nicole were NOT engaged a couple of weeks ago.

Me thinks Nicole is seen as the pass-around girl. Interscope honcho Jimmy Iovine supposedly took care of her, too, at some point.

Once Lewis finds a younger, prettier, more successful woman, Nicole goes bye-bye. And then she'll write a bitter tell-all.

laura ramona said...

I can take care of Nicole but only for one night :) she bores me as hell

auntliddy said...

He just cant keep it holstered.

Howard Schultz-Shameless Profiteer (S.S.!) said...

Cant make a Ho a housewife. Nicole is only sexy in a hatefuck kinda way. I can only imagine how banal conversation must be with her.

Count Jerkula said...

I think it has been a long time since Bey has asked to smell Jay's dick when he comes home. She probably has a towel warmer on his nightstand so he don't get the sheets stinkin like whore.

M. Brown said...

It's a Seacrest production. Not his best idea.

Snootches said...

I wouldn't let him "take care of" me even if he offered me shiney things. His face is as unappealing as his squeaky voice. Imagine what Squeaky-Z sounds like when he's...enjoying himself? No thanks. Sidenote: rememba when Nicole Scharzbender went and said the other pussy betches never actually sang. They wanted to claw her eyes out. I'm not a fan

Renoblondee said...

@Sugar That's too funny!

Lady Heisenberg said...

SMELL YO DICK

@Count: Words so beautiful, they can only be expressed in the form of song...

Malibu Borebee said...

Scherzinger is literally a whore. The Pussycat Dolls were a traveling brothel with Antin as Madam.

di butler said...

Who buys her music??? I've wondered this, forever.