Friday, March 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 14, 2013

This A list diva and C list talent at everything else she does and she does a lot tried to trade up recently in the boyfriend department. She has been working on hooking up with this A list celebrity/contributor/seemingly everywhere and finally got her chance and the pair hooked up for an entire weekend. When she asked him when they could see each other again, he said he would see her all the time, just not in bed as she was too old for him and he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down. So, she went back to her D lister who is just grateful to have her back.

Jennifer Lopez/Pitbull

44 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Dale, Klondike! You do you, boo.

TalksTooMuch said...

I kind of love Pitbull for his slimy hustle, and you just know he would be a freak, but a little part of me just died reading that.

Bacon Ranch said...

Pitbull is A v her being a C?
Damn

LottaColada said...

I say he's smart. Ben Affleck took a beating after that break up.

Sidenote: The original post is cray.

WareCat said...

Isn't Pitbull the one Michael K said smells like Drakkar Noir & uses spit as lube?

Renoblondee said...

Me too @TTM

Harry Knuckles said...

"he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down" ....... I'm guessing he doesn't like sticking his nose in 44 y/o cooch. I would be honored to stick my nose in JLo's puddy tat.

Bacon Ranch said...

Sorry, no way he is/was an A while she was a C when this was written
I don't like her but she certainly outranks him when it comes to fame.

I officially call BULLSHIT

sandybrook said...

My man Pitbull! You only look old!

laura ramona said...

What would you expect like? Pitbull is an ass**le but he is right. he dates far more younger women as all men do. 20 max 30 is your window with them

fancyscreenname said...

The truth hurts, but is necessary and ultimately appreciated. Deception hurts much worse in the end.

Deputy Bacon Ranch said...

He's not A list if JLo is C list.
You kidding me?

Cary Gaul said...

@Bacon Enty was just calling her C list in talent, but an A list diva. Pitbull is definitely not A list, though.

MissMoPR said...

Im shocked that casper is even in a list. Lol

Deputy Bacon Ranch said...

I hear ya Cary and again I am not a fan, thing is she has a lot more 'street cred' so to speak than he does.
I think they both suck, so my rating would be A in the "you are shitty" category for Mr, Pitbull and Ms Lopez.

car54 said...

I don't necessarily agree with the list ratings here but I could see her wanting to be with him to get back to that power couple thing she had going with Marc Anthony instead of the cougar thing she has going with Casper. I know he's a little skeevy but I kind of like Pitbull more if he said this. He strikes me as a very savvy guy who knows what's what and no way does he gain anything by taking her on with her history.

auntliddy said...

Really wldnt be a fan of dating anyone named Pitbull.

Anna Belle said...

Seems JHo is trying to be HipHop Jenny from the Block again..., but she's a hag & not the trophy she was 20 years ago with Puffy had her

Frosty said...

Hm, I took the going down comment as Pitbull wasn't going to be tagged as JLo's bf/accessory

GladysKravitz said...

I took the going down comment as a hint, referring to Pitbull's song "Timber."

CharRicho said...

If you are getting shot down by that troll, you need to reassess your life. You make bad decisions.

parissucksliterally said...

I don't like the "too old for him" comment, but I certainly can understand him not wanting to ruin his career by being with her.

Elle Abraham said...

Lol and ouch!!! People should tell her the truth more often

Elle Abraham said...

Exactly..

Count Jerkula said...

LOL! JLo being treated like the trash she is. The expression on her mug when he said that must have made it a Kodak Moment.

Bunni said...

At the time this came out, Pitbull was A list. He had a smash hit & was everywhere. I knew it was him.

BrainyAngel said...

@wiglet! A Klondike blind! Awesome!
I think what that "wouldn't go down like all her other bfs" part meant...look what happens to her boyfriends--they get wrapped up in the whirlwind of her PR craziness and then they get dumped and their careers suffer (coughaffleckcough). Or maybe it did mean, literally, go down

Renoblondee said...

Pitbull is most definitely A list. My God, he's in every other song on the radio with a different artist and has been for years. He's got a billion hits.

JoElla said...

DAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Shit just got real for Jenny from the block..

Is it wrong that I laughed like a loon reading this?

feraltart said...

Is it wrong that I find Pitbull attractive? Bueller, Bueller?

Mz Kitty said...

This was revealed already. I'd still let Pitbull ride me wearing a body condom

Sherry said...

Exactly Count..What I wouldn't give to see the look on her face. She needed a slap down IMO.

Marina Francisco said...

I would respect Pitbull if he said that without having sex with her first. But to take advantage then be mean? Not a gentleman.

Me2 said...

you know? I like pitbull its a guilty pleasure. and normally i'd say its uncouth for a man to have sex with someone (especially someone he knows wants longevity) THEN say sorry but you aren't my type but in this case from the way the blind reads at least...

Jlo was relentless in pursuing the hookup. it sounds like what paul newman used to call a "mercy fuck" .

TalksTooMuch said...

Whatwhat, Me2?? When did my Paul Newman say that??

Me2 said...

I don't remember but it was in an interview I'll try to find it online and post it

Dingle Barry said...

At least JLo got a lil somethin' somethin'. She probably has a list a mile long of pre-coitus demands. Pitbull is honest, and let's face it, he does do better than her every damn day.

Miss Kitty said...

Well all right! Pitbull just earned my respect! Way to go!
I can not stand that damn J-Ho; I instantly fall in love with anyone who tells her "no."

Marina Francisco said...

I think I saw a piece on Pitbull where he gave a lot of credit to his favorite high school teacher for encouraging his interest in music. He apparently always mentions her at awards shows too.

The weird thing is, this teacher is YOUNG - and BEAUTIFUL. She doesn't look much older than Pitbull!

I wish I could find that story but I searched for a while and couldn't. Anybody remember that? It might have been "60 Minutes" or "Dateline" - can't remember.

Marina Francisco said...

OK, this isn't the piece I saw, but it shows the teacher. Gorgeous. Am I right?

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/06/17/video-pitbull-owes-it-all-to-his-drama-teacher/

Marina Francisco said...

It was apparently a documentary on CBS called "Real Change" - here's a piece of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWl1w3Tazk

Pitbull's short piece starts at the one minute mark, then he brings his teacher Hope Martinez up on stage with him.

Somehow I want them to fall in love and live happily ever after but apparently that isn't going to happen.

How did he get blue eyes?

Marina Francisco said...

One more, this one in Spanish - she records a video to surprise him on a talk show.

I can't get over how pretty she is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7u7JYRZwQ

surfer said...

I too, secretly like Pit Bull, and he is most definitely A-list. It was kind of crappy in that he told her after shtupping her, but give him credit for not wanting to be a notch on her belt.

He's been around for quite a while, sometimes working as a producer.

He also does a lot of charity work (including building a school in Miami (in Little Havana).

Henriette said...

I think he said the "too old" comment as a dig to JBlow because she will not be associated with getting older. She won't do any age related cosmetics or creams for Loreal either. Pittbull is right about what she does to her guys' careers. She's professional poison.