Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Everyone Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant Again

Sometimes I think that Jennifer Aniston should get pregnant solely to put an end to the constant speculation of the tabloids. When was the last time you saw a Jennifer Aniston photo? Yes, besides yesterday. I think it was probably around Christmas. There she was all bundled up and every tabloid had headlines that she was pregnant. A week later she was in Mexico in a bikini and the tabloids run covers about her "hot body" and how you can get it too. In New York City, it is cold. Cold enough where Jennifer was wearing a coat. A bulky winter one. Oh, and she was carrying a purse too. It happened to be carried in such a manner that it fell across her stomach. Two things. The tabloids are convinced that the bulky jacket means she is hiding a baby bump and she is super devious to be using a bag to block her belly so no one can get a good look. I'm trying to remember when Jen was shy about showing off her body. Yes, she won't get naked for a movie but she still takes all her clothes off for them. She knows that she is going to be photographed in a bikini everytime she pays money to Joe Francis and rents his place in Mexico. Yeah, she does. She gives the guy money. All your favorite female role models pay him money to rent his place. Anyway, I hope the tabloids are right this one time just so the covers can stop. Can they really sell that many? Is there anyone out there that doesn't suffer from Jen pregnancy overload?

35 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Me thinks she doesn't ever want to put an end to the speculation

ethorne said...

Enty, read me your last sentence then tell me why you wrote this.

sandybrook said...

It keeps her namne out there so she plays the game

Renoblondee said...

She's 45. Not too likely anymore. If she wanted s kid she'd prob have one by now.

Steampunk Jazz said...

So... She rents a place and pays the owner money to stay there for a specified amount of time...
Jeeze, that's not even worth a pearl bobble, let alone a clutch.

FSP said...

I will never understand why people would care whether or not a celebrity is pregnant, unless they are the potential father. Jen is it mine???

Katie said...

Wow shocking. We've only seen a ton of celebrities there for years, including Anniston. The only strange thing is tht she pays him to rent it because he has always insinuates that he "hosts" his friends gratis.

Henriette said...

I don't think she wants kids, but likes the constant attention. I think she's been absent due to getting some nips and tucks done, but I always think that when celebs disappear for a certain amount of time.

Snit said...

Her jeans are fabulous. Anyone have a recommendation as to where to get something like what she has on?

Snit said...

oh, and, yeah...don't think she's preggers.

Henriette said...

I like her boots, purse, and hat. She's got that monochromatic thing going on. It's very New Yorky.

Sunshine said...

I like the hat.

fancyscreenname said...

Is that the woman who was temporarily married to Angie's man years ago? I foret her name.

((Thinking))

audrey said...

I have always suspected that Jen has never wanted kids...but to say that in an interview alienates a large portion of her female fans who wouldn't understand that some women just aren't cut out for motherhood.

rajahcat said...

she's not pregnant.....

she does have a great bod though.....for 45 she looks really great

not sure she is the Mommy type though and that's ok

Nutty_Flavor said...

Maybe she's not the Mommy type, and maybe it just never happened for one reason or another. I know a lot of women in their 40s and 50s who have drifted into a child-free situation as opposed to actively choosing it.

Eros said...

Oh Gawd so tired of hearing about this broad and im definitely not a jen hater. I just think she got lucky because shes not a great or really good actress. She is very beautiful though but most ib Hollywood are gorg. She bores me more than beyonce. Both are untalented and over-popularized. I would become a fan of jen if she quietly faded off into obscurity and lived a quiet happy and private life.

The Dude said...

No one but the bloids thinks she is or wants to be pregnat. desperate plea for attention IMHO.

Harlow17 said...

It's a weird thing to speculate on. If she wanted a kid she would have had one by now and at this point is too old.

Anna Belle said...

She knows how to play the paps...from what i've heard she had a miscarrige back when married to Brad, hasn't been pregnant since...at her age if she is it would be throug IVF...but you know she would play the game in interviews that JHo did..."twins run in the family"

crila16 said...

Jennifer is looking for attention, because Angie's movie is coming out soon. Since JA will not be getting married anytime soon, this is all she has.

Sherry said...

I think she keeps this "rumor" alive as well. Anything to stay relevant.

I like Jen and yeah she looks amazing for 45. Good for her. If she does want kids I think that IV or adoption (or surrogacy) are her options at this point. IF she wants them. Wow imagine how much press she would get if she actually had a baby.

laura ramona said...

Ehem lets put this one together: first her and her what ya call his name, bf, Justin, spend two months at distance after that dude s friend of Justin overdose. now my question is if ppl were saying they were in a break for 2 months and did not see each other, who impregnated her? are these journalists who follow her so retards to place her bf in two locations at the same time?

auntliddy said...

anna belle, "twins run in the family" lololol. Lets face it, if Jen were doing CPR on someone the bloids wld be full of look how she angled the victims body to conceal her belly- she cant win. I highly doubt she stand around going, Hmm, if I put my purse this way, they'll think Im preg, I just dont. Anyway, she MIGHT be pregant because the other day in fit of boredom I read psychic predictions online and one said she wld be having a baby. So there ya go.

Mee said...

I got pregnant naturally in September. No assistance, not even thinking about being able to get pregnant. It only lasted two months due to it being a Triploidy. It can happen though. I've been seeing a lot of frame bags with short handles, lots of bags you can't throw over your shoulder. This is probably just one of those bags you hold, or she just wants to hold it there.

Mee said...

DOH I forgot to add that I was 45 (turned 46 in January this year).

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

@laura Ramona I'm sure you probably don't have something against people with special needs, but "retard" is a demeaning slur, even when meant as a joke.

Not trying to be a hall monitor but you've been using it with some frequency.

*slowly backs away*

Count Jerkula said...

She is 100 years old. Aniston is as likely to get pregnant as I am.

M. Brown said...

I agree with everyone who's saying she 's 45 she'd have had a baby or adopted one if she wanted one.

Agreed she doesn't want to alienate her fan base. Not only do some people not get the child free by choice thing but also where 's her happy ending? Remember when Brad left her managed to have six kids with "the other woman" right away. Some women out there are still Team Jen and will hold out hope these last few childbearing yrs.

JoElla said...

Of course she is holding onto her purse.. she is in NY after all. Prolly afraid of being mugged ;)

And Joe does have a fantastic house. Heck if I could afford to rent it, I would too!

Marina Francisco said...

Shouldn't the title of this be:

"Everyone Thinks - Again - That Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant"

because

"Everyone Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant Again"

makes it sound like she's been pregnant before.

She's 45. If she were pregnant it would be a miracle if it happened without fertility treatments, and with her own egg:

" "Natural pregnancies—when a woman is trying to get pregnant with her own egg—do occur in women in their mid 40s, but it would be nearly miraculous," he said. Even in women using the assistance of IVF (in vitro fertilization), there has never been a clearly documented case of a baby being born from an IVF pregnancy in a woman older than age 45 using her own eggs. Klein estimated that the chance of having a baby at age 46 without intervention is probably about 0.01 percent or less."

Casey said...

"When was the last time you saw a Jennifer Aniston photo? Yes, besides yesterday."

Both JA and JT attended a pre-Oscar party on March 2nd. No way did she look pregnant.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/jennifer-aniston-and-justin-theroux-look-happier-than-ever-at-pre-oscars-party-35669

JA was also at a pre-Globes fundraising party the second week of January. I remember seeing a picture of her with Jared Leto and Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, she did the Gloria Steinem interview mid February. She didn't look pregnant in any of those pictures so I don't think she has been playing the paps or hiding out due to plastic surgery.

sugarbread maker said...

This. She never wanted them . Brad left her someone who did. She can't ever admit the truth her career would be over as all her fans are minivan majority and would turn on her.
Cue the "I always wanted kids and I will never fully be whole that it didn't happen because my 1 true love abandoned me.. followed by..
Maybe I'll adopt if I'm strong enough. .
Followed by Ho strolls to adoption agencies.
This is the 10 year Jennifer Aniston Steven Huvane. Plan.

Henriette said...

@sugarbread maker
Totally! This whole thing was also orchestrated by the Big O who went on for years that she was going to have kids, but only now admits she never wanted them.

Sunnyhorse said...

Thank you, Kristen (Wiglet).