Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

The top spot today goes to a reader who snapped Anna Kendrick and her new boyfriend together.

Coming in a close second is the first sighting of Paris Jackson in a long time.
AnnaSophia Robb at a Rachel Zoe party. Air shots for everyone!
Kate Gosselin and Brandi Glanville are on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice. Also getting killed are
Vivica Fox and
Rudi Huxtable.
Claire Danes in Vancouver.
Christina Milian would like you to notice her please.
Meanwhile David Beckham keeps on Beckhaming.

81 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Interwebz fist bump to the reader who got that shot!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh dear, Ms Milian, you should put those away before they break.

Oh look, Kate Gosselin is bossy. Who would have thought?!

Violet said...

God love Paris. She looks amazing. Hope for a peaceful future for her.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Kate Gosselin. Pleasant as always.

TalksTooMuch said...

Beckham looks great. Mouth closed and everything.

sandybrook said...

Celebrity Apprentice=must see Tv (NOT!)
I'm impressed with Christina's implants.

Count Jerkula said...

Robb

Milian

Kendrick

I was surprised that Paris Jackson is only 15. I thought she was like 17 by now.

canadachick said...

do people still watch "Celebrity" apprentice?? huh who'd have thunk

Paris has such beautiful eyes

Sugar said...

I've never really watched Celebrity Apprentice but to watch Brandi and Kate G. going at it should be good times. I think I'll DVR that shit!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yay @Sugar! Total carnage!

#RHINOPLASTYSMASH

Looziana Magnolia said...

So that explains why Brandi kept tweeting about some pie thing today.

Harry Knuckles said...

Getting a seriousy gay vibe off Anna Kendrick's new "boyfriend". Probably didn't need to put "boyfriend" in quotes. Especially twice. I'll just stop.

Paris is looking older in the face. Not "Lohan" older, just more of a grown up. And she's been through a lot, probably more then we know.

Whoever the fuck Christina Milian is.

Claire Danes reading a book.

Olivia Black said...

Beckaming? He's exiting a hotel here... I seem to recall some blind about him and hotel visits and non-Posh-like women in said hotels??? Could be wrong here. But Beckhaming equals cheating to this entern?

Renoblondee said...

I like AnnaSophia and hope they renew The Carrie Diaries.

Jade Knickerboxers said...

Still rooting for Paris... And her brothers:)

lazyday603 said...

Anna Kendrick's fake Super Bowl beer ad had the greatest line ever:
"I don't think of myself as beer commercial babe hot. I mean I'm hot. But I'm hot to the kind of guys who feel bad about calling girls hot".
Super Bowl 2014 "Best Beer" Commercial with Anna Kendrick

Lady Heisenberg said...

Interesting theory there Olivia. I interpreted it more like he's Beckhamming it up for the cameras, as usual, but I like your idea better.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Lady H, how do you go to Vegas and not stay for the 2014 pizza expo? I expected more from you.

Paint Chips said...

Not even making fun of Kate Gosselin could induce me to watch Celeb Apprentice.

Lady Heisenberg said...

You are right, Wiglet. I fucked up that one, for sure. I'm actually kind of glad to be back home even though I had a blast.Sorry to go OT again, but ladies, I learned an important life lesson in Vegas this weekend:

This 40-something guy offered to take a group pic of my friends so we could all be in the picture. I always offer to do this for people, so I thought he was just being nice. While trying to take our picture, he was fumbling around, acting like he was trying to get the perfect shot. The fucking creeper was actually trolling my pool pics from earlier that day which were waaaay farther back, instead of taking our picture. WTF?! I will never let anyone touch my fucking phone again, I swear. I'm just grateful that there was nothing dirtier than that in my album.

On a funnier note, a hooker came to our hotel room at 10:30pm on Saturday, asking for John. Based off stories by @Count, I was worried I might get stuck with some kill fee but then we figured out that she was requested by the two men next door. I enjoyed the Venetian, but I think I'll be sticking to the Paris

Lady Heisenberg said...

PS- I just want to go on the record to confirm that the hooker in question was NOT Christina Millian
;)

crila16 said...

Brandi and Kate G. in the same room together...and on the same team???? This should be interesting. Throw in a little Vivica Fox attitude, and we could have something really big here.

N. Twinkie said...

Christina Milian just looks stupid and desperate.

audrey said...

I am sure the internet will be full of all the antics of the cast of Celebrity Apprentice so I don't have to waste my time watching it, and can continue to try to avoid all things Trump in doing so.

Count Jerkula said...

@LadyH: Was the hooker hot?

Vegas is a town where people's luck turns on a dime. Don't go with full time whores while there. Post an ad on CraigsList and get yerself a semi-pro broad who lost her car payment at black jack. She avoids the repo man and you avoid being the 5th trick out of a dozen that day.

Violet said...

And completely O/T Gwynnie and Chris are separating.

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BeckyMae said...

Goopy and Chris Martin have separated....announced it on Goop.com with a typically 'goopy post:

The post is entitled "Conscious Uncoupling":

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love, Gwyneth & Chris

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks for the update @violet. No surprise there. Looks like Goop will have to find someone else to take face rides on. EEEEE!!!!

Count Jerkula said...

Goop/Martin split will be godawful. Now she will be doing all kinds of interviews about how hard a break up is and she will be papped daily with new dudes. I bet she already has an assistant reading through manuscripts to slap her name on. "How To Be A Single Mom On $100k A Day"

The Real Dragon said...

Enty, looking for related reveal as we type.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I can't wait to consciously uncouple my first husband.

What odd timing to announce this.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Dragon - YUP.

I'm guessing it'll be one from a few days ago where he cheats and she knows it, drinks and she knows it, drugs and she doesn't know.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Definitely a pro. She was a stunning black woman and she was very nice. Not very good at reading hotel room numbers though haha. Don't know how good she was at her actual job though because we hightailed it to XS to avoid the noise. My one big gripe with Venetian was the very thin walls. Plus the countless pornos shot in those rooms lol.

But yeah, she had a fun little "rainbow party" with the Mexican and the Armenian guys next door. Thanks for sharing that term Enty, it came at just the right time.

feraltart said...

Hi,
Was just coming on to post about Gwyneth and Chris.

Lady H, thanks for the info on the Venetian. Hubby and I thought about staying there next time. We stayed at the MGM Grand last year, and we loved the facilities, just a bit off the main drag. Couldn't hear a thing in the room. Such a shame about the Venetian, the rooms look really nice and big. What section did you stay in and do you think that would make a difference?

Gayeld said...

@Dragon. +10000000000000000000000000000000000 (I need an infinity key)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hey @feral: the room was huge and really nice. It just does not contain sounds well. If you stay there, make sure they out you isn't the Venetian and in the Venetian Tower. The others are really far away from everything. I always stay at Paris, but I love Mandalay Bay as a cheaper option. They've been having great rates lately, but as you know, it's farther down the strip. I just saw more shadier shit than usual, even though shady is the norm when talking Vegas. However, I do also have to take into account that it was spring break and a weekend, so it was more of a shitshow than I'm used to

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

But BUT who gets custody of Jay and Bey? Do they have to counciously uncouple them too?

FS said...

yeah I came for the Gwyneth/Chris party. Looks like I'm later than some, earlier than others. And yeah, the next few weeks/months/years are going to be precious with the load that will be coming out of her mouth on this topic.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Fucking spellcheck, sorry. If you stay there, be in the Venetian tower of the Venetian (not at Palazzo) and not in the Venezia tower

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think Chris gets to keep them, but he has to watch out because Goopy has been running his mistress interference racket according to Enty

FS said...

That is a perfect example why mirror selfies are just sad, douchey things to do. Isn't there a website that collects them, that photo needs to be submitted. So needy.

Lady Heisenberg said...

And just to give you an idea on the sound level, you could even hear the bubbling of a bong from the next door. That is just poor form.

TalksTooMuch said...

I heard there was a party???

FS: not all mirror selfies are sad and douchey! Sometimes they are merely fulfilling a request

FS said...

That's true TTM, I'm sure there are still a few phones and cameras that don't have 10 second timers on them. ;)

sandybrook said...

Oh poor GOOPY now she will have to answer questions about her perfect life. Good luck Chris hope you find someone who actually wants you next time--in the meantime there's groupies.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Gayeld

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

GOOP should go for Bloom. Watch Kate Bosworth's head explode.

canadachick said...

damm you all are FAST - i thought i had breaking news about fishsticks - ahhh well ......to quote TTM : marriage is hard y'all.

even when you are perfect apparently love doesn't always work out.....poor Pear and whateve the other kids name is

sandybrook said...

Bloom doesn't want any of GOOP he wants a lapdog like Bosworth who has no self esteem or self worth. GOOP is w√°aaaaaaaaay too full of herself for him.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I think GOOP would mean girl the shite outta that though. Homegirl can hold a grudge.

I want to know what story they're trying to get ahead on...

We are in for a lot of reveals this week.

sandybrook said...

Over/under tomorrow= 5 reveals.

TalksTooMuch said...

And some people just may not be that technologically swift. And can't figure out where a giant phone can sit. I'm sure it's very complicated, FS!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Under. He will spread it out. Let the noise die down a bit to maximize the coverage of his blinds when they are revealed. Think we will get any of the Jay Z side piece bracket?

sandybrook said...

No because somebody in JayZ 's crew had him take down the Beyonce blind last week so hes gotta be careful.

M. Brown said...

The most frightening part of this split is waiting to see who she will be with next. We haven't seen single Gwen in almost a decade this will be interesting.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Kristen, ugh, the idea of a Goopy repeat of Robin Thicke day forebears a Brut run.

I do feel bad for the kidlets, though.

FS said...

TTM, are you trying to tell us you're sending out saucy photos, by request. ;)

sandybrook said...

@7 should we expect mimosas to be ready at 9am eastern liftoff then?

TalksTooMuch said...

Ack! No I was very carefully trying not to say that, FS! Sometroll had made mention of the fact that all my profile pics were selfies, I was just trying to explain that sometimes it's the only option because 2 year old aren't so good at holding cameras properly, not that they don't wanna try, god luv 'em

The Real Dragon said...

yo where have you been @gayeld. hug me brother lol

TalksTooMuch said...

Stopping.talking.now

Count Jerkula said...

I'd like to see Gwen hook up w/ Sean Penn, cause then we would know she is getting the smacks she needs.

msgirl said...

Tomorrow will be at least 6 goop reveals.

BeckyMae said...

Of course even the announcement is a Goopy plug for something...and here I really thought it was a sex accident!

http://evolvingwisdom.com/consciousuncoupling/digital-course/

FS said...

Oh oopsy, I was just being silly, didn't mean to go to an unpleasant place. I miss a lot of the convos around here in the comments, so I didn't see that accusation against you. Right then, enough peanut gallery commentary on selfies for one evening. :)

katydid said...

I'm not sure where this got started but it's not true, the reveal is still there http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2014/03/blind-items-revealed-20k-twitter_852.html?m=1

Chris gets Jay Z fo' sure. Lainey confirmed they're hiding out in the Bahamas. I wonder if Kevin Yorn and Natalie Imbruglia joined them?

KSam said...

Oops - I'm late to the party! Just posted about Goopy on Random #1. I CANNOT believe how snooty she made a split announcement sound! Oh wait, yes I can... Hooray for Chris, he's free!

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry, FS! Just joshing! And then I forgot that it's not necessary that I talk about myself all the time. My bad!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Lainey says the separation announcement has crashed Goopy's website. So something good came out of all of this.

M52799 said...

So how long before Chris and Natalie Imbruglia come out as an item? Oh god, what if she's pregnant.

Leekalicious said...

I have an adhesive called GOOP. It sticks like shit while you want it to, but peels off really quickly. Unlike Gwyneth, though, it doesn't leave damage behind.

Much as I hate to admit it, Gwyneth's lawyer lover is hotter than Chris.

Aoife said...

I want to know what story they're trying to get ahead on...
==========
So do I.

sugarbread maker said...

Now 7 bossy is a bad word. She's the boss. (Cough.beyonce. backs away slowly)

sugarbread maker said...

Ooh @lady h creepy story. I don't like strange people touching anything of mine.. even my phone, I would think he would try to steal it. I'm super paranoid that way. I would just have someone else take a photo with their phone and send it to me. I'm super territorial about my stuff and not embarrassed to be like that. .good the hooker found the right John, but I could so see you im.ing count to try to talk her out of her kill fee!!! Haha! Vegas never changes.

sugarbread maker said...

Ooh thanks for posting. Never saw it in its entirety. Funny. She was supposed to break out big time after up in the air but something traumatic happened to her. But I don't know what. Anyone? ?

sugarbread maker said...

Her head is the only thing big enough to explode. The rest of her will just twitch uncontrollably.

sugarbread maker said...

Goop and bloom have the same pr. Don't underestimate her underlying hate for the Bosworth virus.

sugarbread maker said...

Just get the box. Duh. A stitch in time 7.

sugarbread maker said...

There is some click - thing you can plug into your phone so you can take selfies by pushing a camera button on a cord. I don't take selfies but I saw it on TV once. If that helps. You can set the phone on a stand like a camera pod and push the button cord.

Alita said...

I always go and check out the Super Bowl ads and that one - not even shown at the SB - was the best. Genuine lols!

Anyone that hasn't seen it should click @lazyday's link. Assuming you like an easy chuckle.