Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Is Five Months Pregnant

Over the weekend Scarlett Johansson was honored at the Cesar Awards in France and no one quite understood why she was wearing pants when almost every other woman at the show was wearing a dress. Now we know. See what happens when you don't want to get photographed and are willing to live for the most part in another country. People leave you alone and you can have a very private life. Plus if you are talented enough you still get to film roles that pay you millions of dollars a year. Can you imagine some celebrity who calls the paps everyday to get their photo taken ever going five months without people knowing they are pregnant? Yes, Scarlett has always been thin but she is getting away with it because she doesn't care about being in the spotlight. The only reason anyone found out now is because she had to go to that award show. She probably could have made it another few months. So, when you hear a celebrity complaining about how they have no privacy and their every move is recorded ask yourself how someone who is an A list movie actress goes five months without anyone knowing she is pregnant.

63 comments:

skipper said...

Can't really imagine her as a mother, she's always come across very self centered and bitchy... Anyway, congrats to them!

sandybrook said...

I'm glad Enty is so happy she is knocked up. WTF what that rant all about?

Bacon Ranch said...

You consider her A list? seriously?
I'm happy for her and grats to them but A list she is not.

Ray Nicolet said...

You don't start showing until 4 or 5th month so its not hard to believe she went that long without anyone noticing.

#congratstho

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

It's been a long time since I was pregnant, so could someone kindly tell me wtf wearing pants instead of a dress has to do with being pregnant? I thank you ever so much in advance.
/genuinely baffled

Oh, and congrats!

Ray Nicolet said...

She has that Avenger/Marvel boost. And possibly getting her own spin off movie. A List indeed.

laura ramona said...

I love her and she was awesome in Nanny Diaries. Wish her all the best. knowing french men very well, I have some questioning about the longevity of this relationship. But I hope it goes well

LottaColada said...

So to recap, good on her for hiding out this long???

Henriette said...

I would think pants would show off the pregnancy. Funny she should have a kid with this guy, but not RR. Carol Linney was pregnant and never told anyone until she gave birth. It does happen.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Meanie, even by the 5th month, it's A-line tent dress time if you're trying to keep things under wraps. A loose top and slacks is a little more forgiving.

Alternately, you can carry large baskets of laundry all the time, like they do when the actresses on sitcoms are pregnant and they can't work it into the plot.

Canasta said...

I think you mean Laura Linney.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

If you want a private life, wear pants and move to another country.

Jacq said...

I would think that she could have continued to keep it private if she had worn some kind of empire waisted gown. Good for them, I guess

Violet said...

Surely it's a bit of luck though isn't it? I mean I've known people who look pregnant from the second they got that positive test. I on the other hand left work at 31 weeks and most people were still none the wiser as to the reason for my sudden disappearance. Maybe I should've worn trousers though - that might have alerted them.
In summary then - all trouser wearing women are pregnant?

Maureen Stabile said...
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audrey said...

I think with some celebs it is their PR agent who is calling the paps rather than the star themselves. With some celebs they know which places to hang out where there will be a large paparazzi crowd, and others have predictable schedules, like the Garner/Afflecks.
In the mean time...good for Scarlett, and again, this is the second ex of RR who had a baby following their break up so I am sticking with my theory that he is the one who doesn't want kids.

Henriette said...

Yeah, Laura Linney! She just had a kid in January and no one knew she was even pregnant.

Pants showed off my gut. Even the stretch ones. I just wore big tent dresses and called a day.

Maureen Stabile said...

Pregnant? So soon after not getting married?

Eros said...

She looks really happy and in love! Good on her.:)

Take note Hollywood. This is how it should be done.

Henriette said...

Wasn't this why CrayCray Halle was moving to France? So no one could snap pics of her?

laura ramona said...

Or .. RR can t have kids...

Eros said...

@ Maureen. .oh thats a bummer. I thought she had married the frenchman already.

Well, I have to ammend my last statement. That is how you do it, Hollywood AFTER you marry the person.

Hopefully they will marry soon for her sake and the unborn child.

MISCH said...

She recently bought a house in The Hampton's and is looking for a New York City apt…

MISCH said...

Why does she have to marry him ? Better if she doesn't.

Henriette said...

Hmm, maybe RR can't have kids since he hasn't gotten Blake Boring pregnant yet either.

Ray Nicolet said...

What's gonna happen to her and her baby if she doesn't get married?

Sprink said...

I thought Henriettte meant Carol Lynley, which, in Sprinkland, was hilarious!

Claudea said...

@Lotta i disagree. French has nothing to do with it. It's an old cliche like the beret and the baguette under the arm.

Renoblondee said...

Congrats to her!

Eros said...

The marriage comment is just my opinion. In other words, its okay if no one agrees with me. Im cool with that.

Claudea said...

@Cocoa Well said! ^^

Henriette said...

Actually, my father is French and I'm a product of his affair, so I'm inclined to believe the cliche based on what I know from first hand experience. European culture in general is more forgiving about extramarital affairs.

Unknown said...

A-line - high waisted dress are like a neon sign "Baby Bump!". With most actresses, if they don't wear a dress as tight as a second skin - TMZ declares the name, baby daddy and where they were on vacation when she conceived!

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Henriette, interesting! I have heard that expression, "There's no such thing as a faithful Frenchman." But in my experience, Frenchmen are very charming.

@Eros, I don't know that everyone disagrees with you. If he's a good guy and would be a good husband and father, then I think it would be great if they got married. If he's a part-timer, has emotional problems or if their relationship is mostly based on sex, then maybe not. It's hard to tell from outside.

Nutty_Flavor said...

And if yesterday's blind is correct, Halle Berry is probably wishing she hadn't married Olivier Martinez. The divorce attorney's kids will be able to attend an Ivy League school off the proceeds from that case.

Count Jerkula said...

I heard her try to speak on Letterman a few weeks ago, and I became convinced that the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth was Ryan Reynolds dick. She should thank Baby Jeebus every day for them titties.

FrenchGirl said...

the rumor has started this week-end in France because she refused to drink alcohol at C├ęsars'backstage

there are some paps in France and tabloids but when the pics are released in french magazines,you can charge them and it's very expensive for the magazines

Enty, Christian Bale's wife is pregnant:it's obvious on the pics on Bafta/Oscar's red carpet

epiphany said...

@sandybrook - I think Enty is ranting about the hypocrisy of some (most) celebrities who rail about paps and tabloids invading their privacy, yet they are the first ones to call them when they want some attention. You hear celebs complaining all the time that they can't even walk down the street - Enty is telling you that they secretly love, and call for, the attention, then act all indignant for the public.

Eros said...

@ Nutty Totally agree. I haven't a clue whats occurred in any of Scarlet's relationship s.

My comment was in reference of what I perceive as the most ideal situation for her or anyone in that circumstance. Either way, she does look really happy and Im happy for her. :)

Eros said...

Lmao. Dayummm

Melanie said...

Aren't ScarJo/RD the supposed answers in the blind about the actress who loves the danger involved with a shady S.O. who doesn't turn up in public records, has six passports and is a reputed drug dealer? Does RD think he's "Le Chapo?"

~~Stepforded~~ said...

Ryan is going to be SO jealous ... he'll be nagging Blake to start a family now. Hopefully she can run away from him before that happens - otherwise she's going to be forever bound to him :-/

Scarlett looks gorgeous.

skipper said...

...shouldnt be a problem for Blake, the one who wanted '30kids if she could'...Don't think it will happen though, she is starting filming soon and seems more career focused than she lets show.
Enty posted several blinds about her wanting a career and to be famous.

Seven of Eleven said...

I really like ScarJo and I'm happy for her. I'll bet she's happy this isn't the 1860s, though.

Sherry said...

Good for her. Pants no pants hope she has a healthy babeh. And seriously folks what actor stays married for the rest of their lives anyway? Am I too cynical?

sugarbread maker said...

Shading Blake notsolively. Obviously.

Cleodacat said...

That's what I was thinking. Dude even looks shady. I was surprised Enty didn't mention it.

lower_scott_hill said...

I've seen shots of them before sitting in theater seats and he had his legs spread like that in those picks too. I think he's kind of hawt. She may end of with a pack of kids.

Tina Mallette said...
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Tina Mallette said...

I understand the rant - so many celebrities - the same ones that call the paps when they need PR are the ones that complain the loudest when the paps show up when it's not convenient and the reality is if you want to keep your private life private, you can do it, many do, so some of that complaining does sound like whining.

Some celebs have legit complaints and there are lines that should not be crossed but the ones that court the paps well, Lady Diana made the same mistake - you can't use the paps as your puppets and then think they are going to turn it off. You opened the door wide open. With her children I agreed with, they didn't have a choice about the way their mother and father operated.

Tina Mallette said...

Maybe the pant suit works better for her some women carry higher than others. I did not know my one neighbour was pregnant until she told me, she was seven months along- she was really carrying that baby high and she was still hardly showing, she was petite, but the baby was born at a normal weight.

Chris J said...

Girl with a pearl earring alone makes her A list forever.

amanda_jf said...

Takes the heat off the Soda Stream deal.

discoflux said...

Well, pregnant brain would certainly explain that tragic fucking outfit.

auntliddy said...

So true. you never see DeNiro being papped.

Brent Vassar said...

Will the child call the Nanny Ma-ma? Cant imagine having a famous self absorbed "actor" as a parent. Imagine how confused Mimi's kids are when the nanny explains who that strange lady they take pictures with really is.

AB said...

Ent said this guy is a shady one who is using her as a cover for his own nefarious activities. Wonder if she knows yet? She could be playing right into his business plan...

TalksTooMuch said...

Congrats! Odd choice for pregnancy concealment; but anyone that has been pregnant remembers that glorious day when they finally caved and started wearing maternity pants.

Emily Yeah said...

Agreed. I looked pregnant at 1 month... Had massive boobs the lot.
I think we all know if you want to be private no matter who you are you can easily take some steps towards it. Don't live in a place with lots of paps like LA for one. Don't be on social media. That's obvious regardless of when scarjo says she's pregnant

Emily Yeah said...

Which is ashamed because with his piggy eyes and her original nose I reckon it might look more like Tom Cruise than even his own child

Emily Yeah said...

But he wears trousers

Redd said...

I liked her in all the movies I have seen her in, think she is gorgeous and I'm happy for her, esp. since she got the hell away from Sean Penn.

Eros said...

I thought I was the only person who had got fixated on that. Looks like he has a really nice sized/girthy dong. Go Scarjo! Lol