Thursday, April 24, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former A list mostly movie actor is a B- list Academy Award nominee/winner who has struggled to find work outside one particular franchise. Our actor was at lunch yesterday when the woman he was out with got bumped and had to adjust her wig. Yeah, the woman was a man.

84 comments:

greasybitches1 said...

taylor lutner was he nominated for award

sugarbread maker said...

Daniel Craig

Snapdragon said...

Daniel Craig was just cast in a movie that he dropped out of. Hardly seems he's hurting for work.

Sloth said...

Hey you guys!!!

keirstin brent said...

Elijah wood

Seven of Eleven said...

If it wasn't for the AA nom/win reference, I'd say: Loki is in the DM today.

Leekalicious said...

Hi Sloth!

Jessi said...

Oh Sloth, Cracks me up every time!

JP said...

Nicholas Cage OR Elijah Wood.

TalksTooMuch said...

OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!!!! Hiddles is in Toronto!!!! I will be there in two weeks, I need everyone to pray for set delays!!

PRAY DANG YOU! !!

Seven of Eleven said...

With Leonard Cohen's bestie, too! (NSFW)

Dandelion said...

Mickey Rourke

TalksTooMuch said...

WHAT?????????????

Errrrybody, prayer circle, NOW!! STAT!

Sugar said...

Hummmmmm......Hummmmmm.......Hummmmmm....... *me joining the prayer circle for TTM* Tom Hiddlestommmmmmmm.....

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Thank you Sugar!!

tara17 said...

Eddie Murphy, nominated for DreamGirls, franchise Shrek.

sandybrook said...

I'm agnostic sorry TTM

TalksTooMuch said...

In a completely unrelated matter, can anyone forge a hall pass?

Amanda Groff said...

For an Oscar? No. He can't act

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm practically an atheist,sandy, just get in the dang circle!!

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Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm not religious but I definitely experience a spiritual awakening every time I see Jax Teller nakey. And I will keep my fingers crossed for TTM. Hello ladies!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks, Lady H!

This is bigger than religion, this is Hiddles and Jax.

Groggy said...

Plus 1 on Eddie Murphy. In 1997 police pulled over his car and had a TV/TS pro with him.

sandybrook said...

Ok: Holy Father...

Kristin (Wiglet) said...
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Leekalicious said...

@TTM Kay! Praying!!!!!!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

I know. I know. I saw your call for more back up on Blind #5 and I arrived as quickly as I could, TTM! But no CDaN prayer circle is complete without LIAM NEESCHLONG

LowKey said...

I got here quick as I could!

Brea Lowe said...

Praying for you TTM!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Guys, I'm pretty sure God stopped reading the comments on this site years ago.

But, I'm such a team player so I'll give it a shot.

Turkish Taffy said...

I'll say Eddie Murphy. In which case this should have been labelled "Easy, Easy".

OneEyeCharlie said...

Throwing a little testosterone into the prayer circle.

"Dear Gaia, please let TTM bump into Hiddles while she's exiting a cheese shoppe. Perhaps her Irish Cheddar could brush against his wiener schnitzel."

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Heeey there, Charlie. Saved a seat for you until your girl Sherry shows up.

Someone's gonna wind up pregnant in this Hiddle-vigil.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ermagard, you guys are AWESOME!! All together: setdelaysetdelayssetdelayshmmmmmmmm setdelayssetdelayssetdelayshmmmmmmm

Mark B said...

Was Daniel Radcliffe nominated for an Oscar for "The Woman in Black"? I seem to think there were some pics of him with a "mystery woman" fairly recently.

Unknown said...

Brendan Fraser

audrey said...

Sending some set delay vibes out there for you TTM. Good luck!

Alita said...

Found it! I have no horsie in the Hiddles race (not that I'd mind sharing with TTM anyhow ;) so I'm ohming away here for you.

Ohmsetdelaysohmsetdelayssetdelaysohmohmohmmmm

Alita said...

Hey Charlie!

When you say 'bump into' I hope you're wishing for a happy kind of clumsiness.

Maureen said...

I'm there.

Lux said...

O Great One (what or whomever you may be)

Please delay Jax Teller's stay in Toronto, so TTM can get her freak on, and send me the photographic evidence. If he can't be enjoying my lady parts, then I am happy to let TTM take this one for the team.

Please and thankyou.

Lux said...

Mickey Rourke! The franchise being Sin City, perhaps?

Cee Kay said...

I'll light a candle for you at church on Sunday,TTM. (We're Unitarian, not Catholic. I'm not bringin' no vengeful god into this thing. L)

sugarbread maker said...

@alita u 2 funny. i don't pray but good luck @ttm. trap him and trap him good girrrl.

RowdyRodimus said...

For Talks Too Much,
Dear baby Jesus, please use your miraculous baby hands and miraculous baby feet to cause major set delays so our friend TalksTooMuch can meet the obviously homosexual actor who was the only good part of Thor. We acknowledge that your father is kind of backwards on the whole "gay" thing, this is why wish you, Baby Jesus, will allow this meeting to occur. Once this homosexual Philistine meets with this beautiful lady, he shall be born anew with all the vitality of a good heterosexual Christian and change from his Devil Worshiping Gay ways. Thine is the Kingdom, the power and Glory of the cross, which you obviously rose from 3 days later, even though Friday afternoon to just before sunrise Sunday isn't exactly 3 days, we believe in your Holy name that you will grant us this prayer. Amen

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dear lord, let there become a reason for a filming delay .,.Better, let the film leads love Toronto and stay over to hang out with the locals. Put wings to ttm's feet ...

OneEyeCharlie said...

Heeeet, Kristin. Thanks for the spot save. If someone does end up in the family way, I'm calling "not it". Otherwise, I need to go have words with my doc.

Alita... Exactly!! Rumour has it that gingers can be clumsy on occasion. It would be wonderful of Hiddles cushioned TTM's fall with his crotch. Those Brits are soooooo polite.

TalksTooMuch said...

Lux, Steamy and Alita, that was beautiful, y'all. As Bob as my witness, I will listen to Hiddles recite e e cummings poetry should any chance present itself. Ever

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks Maureen, all rainbow-coloured hands together! All across the spectrum!

TalksTooMuch said...

I knew I could count on you, sandyboo

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 Leeky!

TalksTooMuch said...

Alita, that was the funniest gif ever. Your lips to Bob's ears, Charlie and Alita

TalksTooMuch said...

Thanks audrey, ^5!

TalksTooMuch said...

As a fellow central Albertan, I fully appreciate that, CeeKay

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm bringing sticky tape, sugarbread!! Shh, don't say anything

TalksTooMuch said...

Rowdy, I laughed until I cried, for reals. You're freaking.hilarious, boo. Mwah

Alita said...

So .. ummm ... I mean, just asking - but I assume this mean - strictly hypothetically of course ...

If you ever managed to kidnap that sexy NAFTA mofo that the Gazelle 'Bundchen' is in some way affiliated with, and chain him in a basement with feathery cuffs ... well .. we'd be able to share, right? You'd give me second crack of the whip (rawr!).

It's all your fault anyhow - I didn't know who he was until you spoke and Seven giffed him. I went over all monosyllabic. It was yesterday (aka 'earlier today' for me).

RowdyRodimus said...

Ladies, may I have your attention for a moment. While I am not cursed to be born in Europe, nor am I a "Dandy" in the way Loki is, please remember another big difference is that I am more at home at a Pizza Party whereas Loki (Sorry, I can't spell his name to save my life) is more at home at a Bryan Singer party.

Yes, yes, we know you can "change" him, right? Well, how about a person such as me that you won't need to go through the trouble of "changing"? Unlike Loki, I wouldn't go through your pics on your computer or phone to find dick pics men have sent you while drinking Appletinis and looking down on you for being a common peasant.

No, someone like me would worship you like the Goddess you are. I would count myself to be lucky enough to merely be in your presence. I would cook and clean for you, I would bathe you, massage you with oils while you lie upon silk sheets. I would feed you the finest chocolate and always tell you you aren't getting fat, no matter what those lying scales may say.

But alas,'tis all a dream. The British accent holds sway upon even the most minxlike of women. Alas, all I am able to give is my undying love and adoration, which today is a currency that has lost all of it's value.

Alita said...

British accents are pretty great, @Rowdy, but you look like you're ante'ing up here. Let's progress that.

I'm personally a nubile and fertile, but sadly ~20k km distant, femme. So let's narrow it a tad.

You're American, yes? Or at least in the States. Eligibles may wish to know your state.

You're male. In your 30s or 40s, I guess.

We know you're nice and community spirited, from your Easter comment about a nice Easter egg hunt.

You're sounding pretty sound to me, Rowdy. So now we need to get you out there. Posting this on today's posts would be a good start. Also putting an email address on your profile would help (I haven't looked, but make a new one for this if you've not).

Anything to add?

Alita said...

Oh, dachsunds - you've only got slightly more profile views than I do. Get a profile pic as well as a contact point (email).

Alegativa said...

Twice nominated Jeremy Renner.

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Rowdy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Rowdy, you know I lurves you. And were you in Toronto in 14 days and 2 minutes, I would totally feed you bread and tzatziki in Kensington Market

Bubbles said...

Okay, this must have been written by frat boy Enty because Im confused as hell. So are we saying he was with a transsexual woman or he was with a dude in a wig? Because women wear wigs.

Sprink said...

Just supporting the circle, @TTM. Set delays, et al...

Sprink said...

@Alita, that was genius.

Where do you people FIND these things?

Is there time actually dedicated to hunting them down? Do you then store them in your hard drives to be at the ready when needed? Are they catalogued with some kind of emotion/situation Dewey Decimal?

One is impressed.

Alita said...

Hiya Sprink,

I used to think the same thing of my gif-posting gossip-friends here, that they must be like saving, listing, cataloging gifs for use. Definite gif Google-fu was being used - I had no doubt. Then one day, I tried Googling to find a gif for something I found amusing - turned out it is all a bit easy. That absolutely lolworthy one above was a lucky find, but generally speaking think of the key words you mean and then Google it with the word 'gif' or 'reaction gif' in front.

Example: someone posted something shocking, amusing, etc and you want to say 'say what?!'

Google 'gif say what?' and you get a results page like this. As you see, there are loads of gif websites/tumblers to peruse. They just need a good decent starting point with your key words - that's the important part, deciding what to search & say, but you're full o' funny so I'm sure this will end somewhere good!

Sorry if that took some of the magic away ;)

Sprink said...

Totally. You've just pulled back the curtain, Toto.

(But thanks anyway. ;-)

Sprink said...

I totally missed an opportunity, didn't I?

Aannnd...I just wasted about 15 minutes of my very-important-and-precious-life searching for a fecking gif of Toto actually pulling back the curtain. Which I can't find. So now not only did I not carpe diem, I made myself cross as well.

Pffft. A trip to the garden centre will cure my ills.

ps--I know the gif doesn't really fit, but damn it made me laugh...

Alita said...

Bahh - that was great! But then I spent literally minutes of my life fruitlessly looking for a "fecking' gif.

All I came up with was this ;)

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, there's always that fecking diver. :D

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Seven of Eleven said...

@Sprink, it's not polite to look behind curtains. :b

And there is never a waste of a Dude gif.

Alita said...

Hehe gif frenzy!

Alita said...

The crazy cat lady was more appropriate to the CDaN commenter misconception, but I also like MONKIES!

Seven of Eleven said...

ACK, monkeys!

When I was a wee lass, Wizard of Oz came on TV once a year, I think around Easter? Those damn flying monkeys were so creepy and my cousin took advantage of my flying monkey phobia to give me THIS a few years ago, which I still wear (ironically, of course).

TalksTooMuch said...

Alita, hypothetically speaking, we could TOTALLY share, first crack of the whip and everything. Werd

Alita said...

I'd have to do some research, @7, but at first glance in pretty confident that is the most awesome tshirt in the history of the planet. Irony or no.

Excepting, of course, my free promotional tshirt from a pharmacy in an airport in Dubai. It came with +50 sheer randomness upgrade points in any dry tshirt comp.

Alita said...

Hey Talky-Pantskis, I'll give you first crack, no worries. I expect that you keep your toys well.

Now if only we can find some common lust ground. That Tom Hardy - I've not heard him speak (and would probably rather keep it that way), but you turned me into his, ahem, sparkling wit.

This is cool! I like the idea of having a wingman when (kidnapping) wooing actors I (want to shackle) would enjoy conversing with!

TalksTooMuch said...

Exactly, Alita! An extra set of eyes to watch out for those pesky video cameras in public places and an extra set of hands to help nudge into those hotel elevators ( really, Mr. Ruffalo?? Tell me more about this " fracking" you speak of)

Tom Hardy, now there's a set of sparkling, soft, full, wit. Who else do you find interesting (kidnap-friendly)?

di butler said...

Renner and prayer chain for TTM. :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Woo hoo! Thanks, di, 12 days! Ohmhohmihnihmsetdelayssetdelaysohmohm