Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former A list performer(singer) who still has A+ list name recognition told producers of a recent awards show that he needed an additional 15 minutes before he could take the stage. Apparently he needed the time to relax. And by relax he meant pleasuring himself. Sound check had run late and it is his pre-show ritual.

38 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Justin Timberlake
I heart radio awards
Or is the consensus that he the male parts of a Ken doll?

Screw it. Elton John.

WareCat said...

Michael Jackson.

Seven of Eleven said...

Well, I hope he washed his hands.

Jessi said...

Hey, whatever works.

Basil said...

Well, that's one way of getting over stage fright.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Aaaaand I heart Radio Awards haven't happened yet. I'll just double down and say this blind takes place in the FUTURE.

Also, warecat, don't get on that bus today.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I'm going with Robin Thicke.

Harry Knuckles said...

I've never considered choking my chicken as a stress reliever. I'm going to give it a try.

CridChild said...

You know, this seems a lot healthier than any of the other kinds of vice that you read about on this site. So other than being late, can't really find fault.

And I have no idea who it might be.

Lady Heisenberg said...

LOL WHOEVER THIS IS LEARNED FROM THE BEST!

AlexF said...

Does Eminem count as a singer?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ooooooh great guess

Zelda Zonk said...

Marc Anthony - Billboard Latin Music Awards to be different

supapimp said...

Johnny drama on entourage! RoR

Count Jerkula said...

WTF?? A singer has to take care of himself before a show? I thought for sure this was going to lead to a bj from a back up singer or dancer or groupie. How does this happen? What is wrong with this guy?

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Springsteen. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2014 awards. Recorded 10 April.

Groggy said...

Don't know why but this just sounds like the Artist Formerly and Currently and Forever Known as Prince. No evidence and I don't know if he's been on any award shows lately but his his name just popped into my head when I read this.

Kno Won Uno said...

The only comment I have regarding wanking for stress relief is that if it takes 15 minutes or more, you're just adding more stress.
If you're "not ready" for your own hand, you're doing it wrong.
Count off 15 minutes. It's a l-o-n-g time in Wanker World.
Or maybe that's just me.

Countess Eden said...

I heard from a doctor, not a dentist, that a woman patient once complained about how her jaw was hurting. The dr. Asked if she thought she had tmj and she said " it really hurts after I give my husband two hour bj's" the dr referred her to a dentist. But, clearly she's not doing something right if it take two hours!!! Those were the days before hippa.

sifichick said...

This is a blind worthy item why? So what someone masturbated to calm down. He could be doing a LOT worse to calm himself down.

Anyone who says they don't masturbate is a total liar.

@kno Won Uno ~ If a guy can last 15 minutes spanking his money then a girl's gotta wonder how long he can last in the sack. Which is probably much longer than 15 minutes. Also some people like to draw out their pleasure. Not just a wham bam thank you hand.

Sherry said...

Well what about the after glow period and a smoke? Surely some of that 15 minutes involves some of that. And yep, if it's taking 15 minutes I'm doing something wrong or you're "savoring the moment" a little too much.

I can see it as a great stress reliever though.

sandybrook said...

A male singer taking care of himself before a show is gay ergo Elton John or George Michael.

Tina Mallette said...

In the news yesterday

Nearly Half Of All Men Climax Within Two Minutes

Typically the article fails to manage the average time for females.

So do you think men would proudly wear a T-shirt saying I'm a Two Minute Man?

Go Flyers Go!

Steven O said...

I want to crash after a wank session. I couldn't imagine going out on stage afterwards.

Dingle Barry said...

They'll never look at Limp Biskit with a straight face.

New Life and Attitude said...

Like others have said, if it is taking him 15 minutes then that is way too long. Hopefully he was giving himself a little time prior to get ready, and then clean up time.

I don't see an issue if it helps.

PJ said...

Uhhh...From the grave then?

auntliddy said...

Tmi! How cld anyone know that??!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@Tina: "45% of men finish w/i 2 minutes" W/o a rubber, when my ex was banging me once a month if I was lucky, then yeah. Once I stopped relying on her for sex and went back to chokin the chicken on a regular basis, nah.

and 11 erections in a day? That is crazy. Those dudes need to take the edge of in their morning shower so they can think like a human during the day. Helps ease the blood pressure too.

Also, it sucks that when a guy is really horny the sex is over with in no time, but when a woman is, she keep going and can knock out multiple orgasms. God's gift to make up for Shark Week I guess.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

Marilyn Manson did the opening for the Golden Gods Awards (last week I believe). I could see him do this.

sugarbread maker said...

iheart radio ma was last week pretaped airs this thurs or fri. pretaped so it wouldn't really matter if he needed more time. didn't air live

Anna Olivares said...

John Mayer

Aoife said...

You learn so much here.

Countess Eden said...

@Aoife..."you learn so much here"... Too much. No I'm going to wonder if certain men I see or comment with in blinds have "taken the edge off in the morning shower"... Thankfully, my hubs doesn't have to do that often...

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

This is nearly identical to an "A List" entry for Bill Maher, whose listing says his contract stipulates that he gets 15 minutes "alone time" before every show, with the implication that he's spending that time shooting putty at the moon.

Count Jerkula said...

It is better than guys who do it at work. If you ever hear a dude is going to the bathroom for a #3.......

di butler said...

Axl Rose, Revolver Magazine Golden Gods Awards, probably a coke run, as well. He took home the "Ronnie James Dio Lifetime Achievement Award," so he probably got so excited that he had to wank off.