Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A list entertainer(singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.

56 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Axl? Can't get much longer than Estranged :)

callmemaybe said...

Justin timberlake

Amy in MI said...

Meat loaf

WareCat said...

November Rain!

sanwij said...
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saltygirl said...

Is R Kelly a singer? Because Trapped in the Closet is like 3 years long.

sanwij said...

r. kelly duh

Leekalicious said...

No, please please not Usher.

Michael said...

Bieber - cuz all her songs are too long.

Ms Cool said...

When you say the portion of the body above the neck, do you quite simply mean the head?

saltygirl said...

And from what I know about him, which is next to nothing, he's into that whole peeing on each other stuff.

VIPblonde said...

@sanwij Good call! Another contender!

Unknown said...

george michael

Kno Won Uno said...

♫ Pee on my face and tell me that you love me....

Lady Heisenberg said...

ROFL

snookiemonster said...

Greg Allman

Snapdragon said...

R Kelly is known for getting off on the golden shower and for that long-ass never-ending song. How is this even a blind?

Wen said...

Ha Ha Michael - I saw what you did there!

jack ducky said...

Is R. Kelly A list?

teresa crane said...

R KELLY!

"I wanna piss on you, piss on me"

LOL

Jessi said...

Now this is a kink I will never understand.
R. Kelly for the win!!!!! (Jack, he's definitely A)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Maybe he's upgraded to gurgling it? Great. Now I'll hear R Kelly piss gurgling to Trapped in a Closet with TOMMY BOY

Lady Heisenberg said...

(RE: snapdragon's comment)

fancyscreenname said...

((Sigh))

Peeing on the face (or any other part of your body, FFS) is...um...

((Sigh))

I just don't know what to SAY.

Renoblondee said...

Ewww

sandybrook said...

Dave Gilmour or Roger Waters of Pink Floyd. Their songs occasionally did a full side of albums.
A lot more were 6 minutes or more.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Neil Young or Bob Dylan

Leekalicious said...

@fancy ....Nasty?....

fancyscreenname said...

Lol...sometimes the most basic words are the most fitting.

@Leek

Steven O said...

What I thought as soon as I read this.

sweetstarshine1 said...

sounds like rkelly. hes def freaky like that. and has that song that was like the whole album long. trapped in the closet , with like parts 1-6

jai96 said...

J. Timberlake

Check Tha Stats said...

@SALTYGIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Trapped in the closet is like 3 years long. That made my day

LoMo said...

John Mayer?

s.breezy29 said...

People need to stop stealing Ray J's early 00's moves! Haha

Sherry said...

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Not appealing to me but others seem to like that and even more gross things.

modtiger said...

sounds like Pharell with that 24 hour Happy video

hunter said...

How is this not Dave Matthews (longest song ever)?

Snapdragon said...

@Lady Heisenberg: EW EW EW what has been thought cannot be un-thought...

Tee Money said...

Meat Loaf! (I won't do that)

Matthew said...

Richard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?

No wonder the cake melted.

jack ducky said...

How though? When was his last album? Also he's a pedophile idk how people can still rate his as A. eww

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I dated that guy, til I couldn't take the begging any longer, but I never knew he was a singer.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Has to be John Mayer. After the stories of him asking chicks to show him their assholes and the Chestica Simpson scatfuckery I am sure he is a freak. Every fetish blind is gonna be about him now.

Ramone Love said...

That's slightly better than Chuck Berry, who liked to have girls shit on him.

Jaiden_S said...

Dave Matthews

ddwprincess said...

Sounds like R. Kelly

scarletscout said...

Warecat- LOL...very good.

Laura taylor said...

it is called coprophilic I would totally freak but Im over 15 so R Kelly would not do me

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwwww. Just ewwwwww. Don't get this fetish at all.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Matthew said: Richard Harris is coming back from the grave for some golden showers?!?

No wonder the cake melted.


Dude, you SO win the Internet today... *howling w/hysterical laughter*

Wen said...

He wanted a K Kraptrashian moment.

K. Madelyn said...

It's possibly R Kelly; he's paid off or settled with a lot of girls in exchange for silence, but a local journalist went on a mission after being sent the video of RK combining 2 fave kinks).

And--sorry to be pedantic--I've no idea what non-slang term refers to urinary fetishes, but Coprophilia is all about... uck. What @Ramone Love said about Chuck Berry, or NB coprophite is not fossilized piss from prehistoric animals.

I'll stop w/that (studying 18thC lit was TOO Enlightening sometimes).

Shayla V. said...

Dave Matthews aka stone cold freak

di butler said...

R Kelly, Trapped, Springsteen, Rose, Matthews, Timberlake, Dylan are all long song dudes. Springsteen has the most long ones, I think.

di butler said...

Billy Joel, as well.