Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Blind Item #7

Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor ex. Probably needed to.

30 comments:

MO Mama said...

Katie Holmes??

Violet said...

I doubt i'd be wrong if i said Katie.

Violet said...

And, God bless her. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I wanna say Demi/Asston lol

di butler said...

Yeah, thinking Katie sounds right. Rock those anal beads, Kate!

Sugar said...

Are we all supposed to be horrified by this?

Hall Monitor said...

So help me, I read bird strike and all I could think of were birds with signs picketing the window and screeching "SCAB" at birds who refused to participate.

A bird strike? Maybe where I live the birds aren't huge. How much damage are birds going to do to a window?

msgirl said...

Clutching my pearls!

Yeah gotta be Katie since she sure wasn't getting any with Tom.

MISCH said...

It can happen to anyone

Count Jerkula said...

Helped a buddy move some furniture around in a farm house apt. he had. Had to swing a fridge through a doorway, w/ a nightstand right there. He was too lazy to clear anything out before I got there, and refused to move the nightstand. W/ the fridge 1/2 way through, there was no way the nightstand wasn't going to move. I picked it up and behind it were the following items: Jurrgens, a bent candle, a beat up porno mag, and a holster. He didn't offer an explanation while I was laughing.

Never found any sex toys while working for the moving company. A couple of slap mags here and there.

Sunshine said...

Thank you Doc Johnson and Don Wand.

jimmyPx said...

Being totally honest here, but is there any woman out there who DOESN'T own a vibrator and/or sex toys ??

msgirl said...

Hall Monitor, if they hit with their beak, they can make a hole, just like a rock thrown.

Renoblondee said...

Scandalous.

Megley said...

Only Enty would think this qualifies as a blind item.

Craig Webb said...

@JimmyPX I know a couple of girls that swear they don't use toys/vibrators. They say it feel unnatural. They prefer their hands and there's nothing wrong with that either. Now back to lurking ...

Ruby said...

Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds? I feel like Scarlett would be A though

Angela said...

Can't be Demi/Asston. She wouldn't need them after spending years with a douchebag.

laura ramona said...

Aniston/pitt

CindyK said...

Who hides their toys under a piece of furniture? What happened to the good old fashioned "drawer in the night stand"?

NJ FireFighter said...

In my experience (admittedly limited enough so as not to provide an accurate statistical sample) the ratio is about 75% with toys and 25% without.

jm said...

Well, well, well. Indeed!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Considering Katie Holmes doesn't live in a home she shared with Cruise, I don't think she fits.

Froggy England said...

I reckon this could be Katie as well, with enty having a little swing at weird old toms sexuality,

@ little miss smoke and mirrors, It does not say it was in a home shared with her ex, it says it was in her apartment. I'd assume when she left tom she would take her sex toys with her,,,,,She should be careful though with little suri about,,,

sugarbread maker said...

katie took her stuff with her.. a lonely girl is a lonely girl.. no shame in your game girl..

M. Brown said...

Scarlett jumped out when I was reading this.

texas rose said...

If one of the sex toys was a strapon dildo it would be a slam dunk- katie.

BeckyMae said...

I'm with you CindyK! I've had a Toy Drawer for over a decade! Who cares?

Snootches said...

Oh God no...not DILDOS! Are you saying she had more than one, as in a bunch of dildos?! This WILL be revealed!

di butler said...

lol, Snootches. The horrrrrror!