Sunday, April 20, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 28, 2009

This very funny C+ television actor with B list name recognition on a very hit ensemble television show was recently pulled over by the police. Our actor had a bit too much to drink and was probably going to get arrested for a DUI. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he offered the policemen their choice of the three women he had just picked up at a club and was taking back to his hotel room. Remarkably both the officers and the two women chosen agreed. The policemen made one of the women drive, followed the actor to his hotel and spent about an hour in his suite before heading back out on patrol.

Tracy Morgan

32 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Ewwww.
Well at least the (I'm guessing sober) woman drove.

VintagePrincess said...

probably LAPD, the most corrupt PD in the biz.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sounds about right. Police departments make horrific hiring decisions.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Exactly what I was thinking. LAPD and SDPD are among the worst.

sandybrook said...

How nice of him to offer up his harum and how special the cops are for accepting. What other bribes do they turn down? Any?

TalksTooMuch said...

Women: treated like chattel since long before AD! Yay! But not really. Respect yoself

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol at Sandy. Yes, let's look on the bright side of life! Look how far the 5-0 have come! They not only let a brotha off the hook, but were willing to partake in a DUI bribery rainbow party! #racialequality

SyDy said...

Why would the Tracy Morgan groupies cooperate?

sandybrook said...

Life is bootiful LadyH agreed!

Tina Mallette said...

Why would the Tracy groupies co-operate, because the cops were probably hotter?

SueRH said...

Brother man!

SyDy said...

@Tina: They probably were! I just meant that if the girls were there so they could say "I slept with Tracy Morgan" (seems like a weird status symbol to me, but hey...), then why sleep with the cops instead.

Dingle Barry said...

The Paul Harvey of this story is that after an hour long orgy, the cops beat Tracy with their nightsticks. A brotha can't never catch a break.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

So it's true that the US are Mexico without a sombrero.

sugarbread maker said...

Can't say lapd. Isn't being nicer to minorities right.

RowdyRodimus said...

Cops all over are crooked. I used to have a girlfriend that lived in the state over (it was really just a 20 minute drive but had to go through two towns in OK to get there from here in AR) and they had the same cop every night I went there on patrol. The cop was female and pulled me over since OK cops pull over almost everyone with AR tags just to see what we were doing in their state. Anyway, the cop developed a crush on me and would pull me over almost every time I went to see my girlfriend and finally tried to get me to sleep with her, she actually found out where my girlfriend lived and started harassing her. Luckily my cousin is a lawyer and got us a restraining order and got her fired from her job since it came out she had been doing it to a lot of people using her position as a cop to get laid.

And Count, no, she was about the size of Pinky and had the face of Chyna before the plastic surgery, so she wouldn't be worth hitting.

Sherry said...

Yeah, I'll be taking a break to get some donut holes..

Lady Heisenberg said...

LAPD will hire fucking ANYBODY right now. They just hired a kid I worked with many years back who has been a tweaker for nearly a decade and has some serious ties to the Korean mob. Most of the time, the only difference between a thug and a cop is a fucking badge. Terrifying. I'm sorry that happened to you, Rowdy but I'm in no way surprised. You gotta wonder what kind of people such a job would attract anyways...

starcasm said...

RowdyRodimus - This wouldn't be Ponca City / Newkirk / Ark City would it?

Count Jerkula said...

Ha ha ha Pinky. That is a whole lotta chocolate.

texas rose said...

This sounds like a story Morgan would make up for his comedy act. Never really happened but is funny to talk about in his act.

texas rose said...

This sounds like a story Morgan would make up for his comedy act. Never really happened but is funny to talk about in his act.

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sifichick said...

How crap would your self esteem have to be in order to agree to this?

TalksTooMuch said...

Pinky and the Brain Pinky?

AndrewBW said...

I'll have to remember that trick the next time I'm out cruising around with three hookers.

And when it comes to corruption, LAPD can't hold a candle to the New Orleans Police Department

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Pinky NSFW

TalksTooMuch said...

Good lord! How much baby oil did that take anyway??

Aoife said...

At least the cop thought with the head on his shoulders long enough to make sure the sober woman drove.

Ari said...

Tracy Morgan's middle name should be Luck

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

wow are cops always just as bad as criminals?

di butler said...

Eh, maybe. Hard to say w this one.