Saturday, April 26, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 16,2013

This A list celebrity is trying his hardest to make it seem like he is really in a relationship with this C+ list celebrity. Lots of photos now of them in the same place. Family time, the works. What the photos don't show is the barely out of her teens waitress on his yacht that he shares his cabin with every night.

Tiger Woods

33 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

That is apparently blind and unable to read

Violet said...

I don't even get why he'd do that. Why would it matter who he was dating? if waitress is out of her teens then she's in her 20s so no big deal. So who does it benefit? Ooh, C+ list celeb (can't even remember who she is) - is she gay, does she want to further her career? But why would Tiger go with that? Why? Why?
I have written too much about this and really, I don't even care.

surfer said...

Meanwhile, TMZ had a pic the other day of Tiger, Elin and Lindsay (Vonn, his girlfriend) at one of their kids' games. So much for that theory.

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe Vonn is the winter Olympian who is about to come out of the closet, and it is just a PR relationship w/ Tigger. Then the 20something would have been a play thing for both of them.

Sherry said...

He probably shares his cabin with a lot of women not just some 20 yr old waitress.

Leekalicious said...

I wish that Tiger would grow up. If he's got 188 yr olds in his bed, that says something to his kids.

Leekalicious said...

Sorry 18 yr olds

Froggy England said...

Lol, I'd agree, having 188 year olds in his bed would say something to his kids:-))

texas rose said...

Get it Boy!!!

Pip Squeak said...

Tiger's endorsements fell from $92m in 2009 (the scandal broke late that year) to $54m in 2011. He needs to improve his image by seeming to be in a monogamous relationship with a healthy, age-appropriate woman. He's probably paying Lindsey to show up at little league games w/his kids, so he can seem more family friendly.

Lindsey is gay so doesn't care. The relationship also boosts her profile and endorsements.

Of course, his kids are going to be thrilled when they discover Daddy has been using them for photo ops so he can rake in more money.

texas rose said...

I think you may be on to something Count - that would be a perfect situation for Tiger.

texas rose said...

and Vonn.

hunter said...

Tiger wouldn't share a girl with Lindsey - he doesn't strike me as a sharer.

Also, that would presume he finds Lindsey attractive and was hitting it with her as well and I simply fail to see how that's the case if she's a lesbian.

Patience Grasshopper said...

Another waitress? He certainly has a type. I guess he finds aprons sexy.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Spots. Leopard. Nothing to see here.

I don't know why athletes try to pretend. They've got the same moral bearing as most rock stars. They should just own that shit.

Count Jerkula said...

@hunter: If there is one thing these gossip sites should display to you is that sexual preference takes a back seat to greenbacks most of the time.

They could have a deal in place that the only time Vonn goes near his pecker is when he procures something young and tender for her to partake in.

sandybrook said...

Perkins is very underrated as a breakfast food chain restaurant.

Habibti said...

Well he is not married. If he wants to boink a waitress then let him do it. Lindsay Vonn is probably boring as she like talking about herself a lot.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, what a manwhore.

Gypsytrill said...

His endorsement fell to just $54 million? How much money does a person need? Stop the greed, please.

Alita said...

Ikr? Can you just imagine surviving (if you can even call it that!) on a measly $54mio a year!

[~~~dreaming~~~]

Aoife said...

I never bought Lindsay Vonn and Woods as a couple. There were some rumors about her being a lesbian floating around and of course any woman who is considered one of America's sweethearts (gag) can't be a lesbian. We all know what was going on with Woods. Guess they're both providing cover for each other.

And men never learn. Elin was a friends nanny. Now he's doing barely legal waitresses?

Principessa Marina said...

What I find astonishing about this blind is that Tiger Woods is only cheating on his girlfriend with ONE waitress.

Lindsay Vonn was married ... or am I being naive?

What is the remark about Elin being a friend's nanny about? Elin worked for Jesper Parnevik, a pro golfer from Sweden. Tiger met her through the golf connection and pursued her avidly. She was an adult, single and gorgeous. No big surprise he pursued her, probably half the single golfers on the PGA tour were after Elin.

Aoife said...

Via Wiki:

Nordegren took a job in a Stockholm clothing store called Champagne, where she met Mia Parnevik, wife of Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, who hired Nordegren as the nanny to their children, a job that required her to move full-time to the U.S.[5] He introduced her to Woods during the 2001 Open Championship. After Woods's subsequent infidelity was revealed, Parnevik was quoted as having said, "I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him, and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is." [People Magazine]

Her being a nanny when she met Woods is common knowledge.

Principessa Marina said...

Mia Parnevik must be gorgeous herself or very secure in her marriage to hire Elin Nordegren as the family nanny! Elin also has an identical twin so that's twice the potential for Jesper to stray.

Just checked, not gorgeous. And yowza, needs a bit more support!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/miaparnevik

Well, maybe she knows her husband Jesper is the faithful type. Not to mention Elin seems classy.

Principessa Marina said...

@Aoife I was just questioning your mentioning that Elin was a friend's nanny as if Tiger Woods did something wrong in pursuing her. Guess I didn't understand your point in mentioning it (still don't).

Yes, Jesper was furious at Tiger, he felt betrayed. Is that what you meant? If so, now I get it :-)

Aoife said...

It wasn't that he did something wrong Principessa. It's that she was a nanny and now he's chasing waitresses. He's not after women his equal in money or above him socially he seems to be after women who get status from his status if that makes sense. Elin's family is well connected and all but he didn't know that when he was chasing her. I also remember his late father being totally against the relationship.

I hope that makes better sense. :)

cowbulls said...

This wouldn't be all that unusual. Vonn gets big buck plus endorsement deals for posing as a straight woman and Tiger can be the scumbag he is without fear. Sounds like a win win to me.

cowbulls said...

This wouldn't be all that unusual. Vonn gets big buck plus endorsement deals for posing as a straight woman and Tiger can be the scumbag he is without fear. Sounds like a win win to me.

cowbulls said...

This wouldn't be all that unusual. Vonn gets big buck plus endorsement deals for posing as a straight woman and Tiger can be the scumbag he is without fear. Sounds like a win win to me.

cowbulls said...

This wouldn't be all that unusual. Vonn gets big buck plus endorsement deals for posing as a straight woman and Tiger can be the scumbag he is without fear. Sounds like a win win to me.

cowbulls said...

This wouldn't be all that unusual. Vonn gets big buck plus endorsement deals for posing as a straight woman and Tiger can be the scumbag he is without fear. Sounds like a win win to me.

Fiona said...

That makes sense Aoife. Thanks for explaining!

Elin's mother was the Swedish Minister of Social Services or something similar.

Tiger's taste in women ran to the cheap and slutty as I recall, and he did boink babysitters and waitresses. One waitress said that in all the times they hooked up, the sum total of any money he spent on her was a $5 Subway sandwich he got for her because he was hungry and was getting one for himself.

I heard also that he was really rude even to his friends and family. They'd all be out at dinner and when he wanted to leave he'd just get up and walk out, even if other members of the party hadn't finished eating.

He also was notorious for not picking up the tab when he went out with friends.

I hate cheap rich people!