Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 27, 2013

This couple has split again for the umpteenth time. He wants to be married and have a bunch of kids. His B- list celebrity half from multiple reality shows thinks she has a future in television and also wants to do Playboy. He does not think Playboy is the place the mother of his child should be seen. She also would like him to get a job.

Snooki

25 comments:

Violet said...

Fair enough. I can see both sides. She's pregnant again yes? (why do i even know that), and has not been in PB? So i guess he sort of 'won'.

sandybrook said...

Dont think she is Playboy's type. She might as well marry him.

Seachica said...

A guy marrying a celebrity not for the fame, but because he wants a big family? That's rare. Though I can't fault her for wanting to focus on a career -- she has already outlasted her 15 minutes. She needs to work hard right now to bring in money, because in a few years she will be unwillingly retired.

Harlow17 said...

If he wants her to just be a mommy and pop out kids he should probably get a job. Hope she has a prenup

Topper Madison said...

He knew what he was getting into. She likes to get naked in public, and sleep with people other than her boyfriend. Or didn't he watch that season of Jersey Shore that he was in?

TalksTooMuch said...

Awww, they should totally do a reality show and call it The Trials And Tribulations Of A Suitcase Pimp

Cleodacat said...

C'mon Enty, I waiting for something juicy!!

Cleodacat said...

Good gosh, I got logged out and my whole profile disappeared for a bit.

Steampunk Jazz said...

At heart, he's a jersey boy with a jersey girl, he is following the code. Except the job part. To really follow the code , he has to be the main provider while she does the kids and the home juggle with her part time job.
If he won't do his part, he needs to shut up.

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: +1 for the use of Suitcase Pimp. They are the only life form in porn lower than Jack Shack Mop Boy.

Snooki in P-Boy is laughable. SWANK wouldn't have her.

TalksTooMuch said...

Count, not gonna lie, that was kinda for you.

Chief2224 said...

You know, I was on his side, right up to the part about "she also would like him to get a job". I grew up with some old school Italians and they would NEVER let their wives be the sole earner.

QueenAnne Guido said...

I threw up in my mouth at the thought of a naked oompa loompa.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks TTM.

sugarbread maker said...

no one wants to see a naked snooks

Amartel said...

Ferchissakes, dimwit should get a job. Until he gets a job, he has no standing to issue dictates to the sole breadwinner in the family. OMG, Snooki has moral superiority over someone.

JSierra said...

They're getting married in October of this year so I guess they worked out their issues. I am not ashamed that I know that because I fucking love my Schnooks. Y'all a buncha haters.

ichabod absolom said...

I think this is the perfect guy for her. I wouldn't have ever thought such a thing existed. I can solve both their problems, he just needs to be her manager and then he can control her and be employed too.

LowKey said...

I like Snooks, she seems like a sweetie at heart.
Get a job, ya bum.

Sherry said...

Well I have learned something this morning re: Suitcase Pimp. Excellent TTM.

JSierra..I kinda like Snooks too but I don't want to see her nekkid. We should all make guesses as to what her job will be after the reality shows go away. Seems like she's one of the smarter ones and is saving and/or investing the money she makes.

Lulu G said...

I didn't think she was really from NJ? Isn't she from NY somewhere? If so I wish they'd take the fall for her existence. ha.

JSierra said...

Sherry LOL very true, seeing her naked is not exactly on my bucket list.

Veech said...

They're building a house in North Jersey, and they're wedding is being held at a banquette hall a few towns away from me. I guess they worked out their differences

Lulu G said...

@Veech - ugh. Oh well. I grew up in Essex county so I am curious where they are building their house and where the wedding is being held (more specifically). I'd send them back to wherever they came from!

NJ FireFighter said...

@Lulu Wedding is being held at the Venetian in Garfield, NJ