Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Reese Witherspoon got all dressed up for an event last night with Princess Charlene Of Monaco.

Rachel Zoe after a party last night that also had
Emma Roberts and
Zelda Williams attend.
Sean Bean filming his television show.
Snooki and her tiny baby bump.
The Rock continues Tweeting out photos to make guys really feel inadequate.
Tori Spelling out yesterday and for once not being filmed.
Uma Thurman found the yellow hat. Now she just needs to find George.

54 comments:

Sass71 said...

The Rock is a piece of heaven here on Earth.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol at the Rock with all them skinny little betches

Did you see this @7?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Work dammit!!

Seven of Eleven said...

I see Reese paid her invoice!

I saw an article where Juliana Hough was at some party and posed cradling her barely curved stomach just like that. Everybody look at meeeee and my babeeee!

Tori looks like hell.

TalksTooMuch said...

I feel bad, cause my boo Rowdy hates The Rock, but dayummmmmm

Tori actually looks very much like Uma Thurman there, around the time of The Truth About Cats and Dogs

Bacon Ranch said...

That's a pretty picture of Reese, her chin isn't center stage.

That Rock picture looks like a painting.

TalksTooMuch said...

Seven, we're having a little planning sesh over at The Lame Video Post, if you have time, you know, whenever

Seven of Eleven said...

@LadyH, another one bites the dust!

I love my best friend more than my luggage, but we don't grope each other's boobs and hold hands, much less tweet about it. Tsk, they should $cio frowns upon homosexuality.

Or does it?

GatorGirl said...

Tori looks sad

Marieeee said...

I had never noticed Reese's chin until a commenter here once ...pointed.... it out. Now it's all I can see.

Same thing with Tom Cruise's tooth.

Leekalicious said...

@TTM I'm here to offer some Rock fan assistance. I'm a long time admirer. He's easy on the eyes and doesn't seem to do too many dumbass things! The perfect celeb.

sandybrook said...

Of course Reese went out she got papped for free.

Steroids do a man good huh Rock?

If that's really Sean Bean he looks very similar to Liev Schriver there.

Brenda L said...

Man,'ol Tori is showing the stress, stay home and chill awhile gal!

Tenisha said...

Tori has some strange scars on her leg and possibly one on her left arm. Not to mention the puckering and wrinkling of her skin...poor girl is a mess!

sandybrook said...

Had to google Zelda Williams--thankfully she takes after mommy and not daddy Robin.

Bacon Ranch said...

I feel ya Marieee, someone did the same to me and now when I see her I think of the Scream mask.

Renoblondee said...

Oh shit, please don't fall for that Hilary!

parissucksliterally said...

Snooki's face is FREAKY now.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Zelda

M: Spoon

B: Roberts

Seven of Eleven said...

*should know

Once again, brain faster than fingers...

Harry Knuckles said...

Reese is a ball busting, soul crushing, drunk-ass bitch and I would give anything to be her boyfriend for 3 months. What a ride that would be. Girls like her are just so much fun.

Don't know this Zelda chick but let's all pray together that she's going to get naked in a movie.

Snooki the Rat continues to procreate. Lucky civilization.

Wonder if The Rock is gay? He was married for 10 years, no kids, divorced for the last 6 years and he's never papped with a lady. Never ever. Maybe the marriage was for bearding ... Maybe The Rock likes guys. Maybe The Rock has butt sex with guys. Maybe he's a bottom. I'm serious.

Uma's lovely bum.

Gayeld said...

@Sass71. Isn't he just?

Gayeld said...

Love Reese's dress.

scarletscout said...

Roooock me Amadeus.

Karleep said...

my friend has an uncle who works in Hollywood and he is gay. (I am trying not to reveal too much so no one gets in trouble :/ ) She told me (this was back in 2005) that her family member and his partner would go out with the Rock +1. The +1 was definitely a man and they were definitely a couple.

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: Zelda is Robin Williams daughter. Good lord, I hope that girl waxes.

Rock, gay? Could be. He is about the only guy on top of the wrestling world you didn't hear stories of with ring rats. Though I still swear I saw him at the Golden Banana strip club outside of Boston, shortly before his WWE debut. That was years ago though, and preferences can change.

Monstersaw said...

If Rock is gay, Id bed him to come out. Someone like him would just really change perception of gay men around the world.

LowKey said...

The Rock has a daughter.

Monstersaw said...

@Lowkey

So do gay men

Peggy Too said...

Yum!! Again with my bald men lust.

TalksTooMuch said...

@Monstersaw, just like straight men

Monstersaw said...

@TalksTooMuch
Exactly. Not sure why previous commenter meant by mentioning he has a daughter.

Layna Day said...

I was about to say: The Rock has a daughter from his marriage.

I've heard he was bisexual. Which I can believe, for some reason.

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe the gay feelings are what brought about the fits of rage he had as a young man. He started a famous fight on the field while playing football for the University of Miami, and there were other stories about his temper.

PJ said...

As the other poster pointed out, The Rock very much has a daughter. And believe it or not, not all men want to be with other dudes. Unmarried for life/single/dating/childless by choice, whatever. Would you have the same unfounded curiosity about a woman?

PJ said...

*shocking* I know.

PJ said...

Tori looks VERY unwell and has for some time now. The first thing I noticed in the pic was the disturbingly dry & wrinkled crepe paper skin on her leg. Yikes! She's a young woman. So sad.

Monstersaw said...

Well I dont think the Rock is gay. But I dont think him having a kid means he is or isnt gay. Like lots of gays and lesbians have kids from previous marriages. Like you cant say "oh he has a daughter" like really? ok hes not gay, not possible now.

Harry Knuckles said...

Didn't know about the daughter, LowKey. I retract my gay hypothesis.

PJ, if a girl or guy is in their 30s or older and is never seen with someone of the opposite, then yes I wonder if they are gay.

FS said...

I've heard the rumors that the Rock is gay as well. Don't really care either way, but if he is and he ever came out that would really throw some people's prejudices and preconceived notions upside down wouldn't it?

HudsonJoe said...

Tori, does not look her best that is for sure. The crepe looking skin on her leg and the scars makes me pose the question "Does she have a history of cutting?". More than anything she looks like she could use two weeks of big healthy meals and a friend who can make her laugh.

urban chaos said...

Gay or straight the Rock is mighty fine eye candy!

Once again, love what Reese is wearing!! That dress is super cute.

fancyscreenname said...

Before reading the gay or nay comments about the rock, after seeing his pic I wondered if he can get it up after the steroids.

That was my main concern.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, puhleez. The Rock's picture is just as badly photoshopped as Mariah's, just in a different way.

fancyscreenname said...

Well actually my main concern on this thread was if Reese had a flask in that clutch but I don't want to b "that" "person" who goes there "all" "the" "time" so.....

((Side eye))

Seven of Eleven said...

Bless your heart.

fancyscreenname said...

@7

I realize that it's a bit much. Tehehehe

;^)

Count Jerkula said...

Rock & steroids: he is probably on TRT to make up for past abuse, and just ups the dosage when he needs to get bigger for certain roles.

As for a guy like Rock being gay shocking people, nah. There have been gay wrestlers and body builders. If he came out it would wreck his marketability in wrestling.

In arguing against Rock being gay, he has professed his love of pie in the past while making fun of Kurt Angle for being a strudel fan.

Anna Olivares said...

The Rock. Looks awesome

M. Brown said...

Count! The Golden Banana is in my neck of the woods. No one outside the area can believe it's not a gay club based on the name.

Harry Knuckles said...

I retract my retraction. I'm now officially on the fence as to whether The Rock prefers dick or pussy. My gut tells me dick, but I'll just sit back and await future development.

Count Jerkula said...

@M.Brown: Place was cool. This was 1996 or 97. It was a Sunday night, I smoked hash in the parking lot, then went in. Lots of flashing neon lights, strippers dancing in bird cages, full nude and full bar. Cool joint.

Leekalicious said...

I will accept the male superiority of the Rock whether he be gay or straight, a user of steroids past or present. The fact that he's on a Sea-doo bothers me the most, because it would be dangerous for our children :(

@fancy As usual, you make an excellent point.

Nolesgirl said...

I was a reluctant Rock fan, then I saw Walking Tall. Not a blockbuster, mind you, but I liked the way he carried himself - and his body - wow. He's also an intelligent guy and a decent actor. So easy on the eyes and I usually don't go for the beefy type!