Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Your Turn

Now that Charlie Sheen is free to marry, how long will his marriage last?

36 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

However long it takes one of them to kill the other.

haydnhorse said...

67 days.Used random number generator programme to calculate this.

JohnnySalander said...

As long as his high lasts.

WareCat said...

I had to wait till 1 for this?!!!

Ugh.

haydnhorse said...

As predictable as Charlie

Leslie Tietz said...
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saltygirl said...

He makes my skin crawl, which saddens my inner 80's child.

aemish said...

LOL @all of the above

scarletscout said...

who cares.

Count Jerkula said...

3 People magazine photo shoots after the porn whore births Tiger Blood progeny. Then when he goes out for coke and whores and expects her to stay home and be a mom, shit will hit fan.

MontanaMarriott said...

Until his wife can make his death look like an accident.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope Enty saw the RiRi titty pics, so I can post them in off topic today. I was figuring there would be a RiRi Blind or Reveal I could post em in, but nothing so far :(

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm more interested in *how* it will end. Murder? Divorce? OD? Divorce Murder-Suicide? Will there be a circus tent involved? Firearms?
Exes with hammers? What's the over-under?

saltygirl said...
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saltygirl said...

Here is what I see happening - they get married and then purchase some rare tigers for each other as wedding gifts. Then they get high. Then they get REALLY high. Then the tiger posts a bunch of #winning selfies to instagram, and the world goes on.

(deleted and edited to add the tiger eats them.)

aemish said...

lol once again @all of the above

OneEyeCharlie said...

May I make a suggestion/request? I the future, could we refer to him as Chuckles?

Everytime I see someone referencing him in a Blind, I get a little gun shy. Comments like "Charlie is such an asshole" or "I wish that douchebag Charlie would hurry up and die already." always make me initially think... HEY, what did I ever do to you?

Therefore Chuckles would be a great way to differentiate between the two of us. My fragile psyche thanks you.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

BORING.

Warecat, let's tear this joint apart!

Ray Nicolet said...

I think this one is gonna last

Ray Nicolet said...

Can I call him Carlos tho?

WareCat said...

#mahboo

OneEyeCharlie said...

Carlos is a rock solid choice as well. There isn't even a hint of Hispanic heritage in my pasty, white body.

Gayeld said...

@Saltygirl. Doesn't it just? Totally interrupts the flow of Ferris Bueller when you have to ff'd through a previously favorite scene because you're afraid of what your TV will catch from him.

WareCat said...

Can't type.
Watching Maury.

Wen said...

Till he gets poisoned.

WareCat said...

It's better than Charades!
Italians got nothing on Maury guests.

aemish said...

lol @OEC

s.breezy29 said...

I say til at least 4th of July weekend!

saltygirl said...

Exactly.

cricket said...

3 months

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

Oh, you naysayers all break my li'l heart! Doesn't anyone believe in love anymore???

How long was KimK's marriage? :)

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks for asking! My first marriage lasted 4 years. I filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after 72 days, but the divorce wasn't finalized until 1 year and 7 months after I filed, so technically we were married about 2 years. But my marriage to Kanye will be 'til death do us part!

Meanie Rhysie, Enty #27 said...

LOL Damn, but I missed the K-Trolls! :)

Principessa Marina said...

You assume they actually are going to get married. That's not a safe assumption.

cricket said...

I think Charlie and his porn star will last longer than Kanye and his

TLP said...

I don't see them getting to the alter