Monday, May 19, 2014

Billboard Music Awards Photos Part One

Nicki Minaj

Jennifer Lopez
Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert
Shakira
Jordin Sparks
Shania Twain
Kelly Rowland
Ricky Martin
Iggy Azalea

40 comments:

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is that Klondike's Halloween vamp outfit?

melissa said...

Miranda fan- she looks fabulous

Kno Won Uno said...

I just want to say "WTF, Carrie Underwood?" WT*A*F?
JLo has gone over the edge into Hollywood Boulevard territory.

airhead said...

JLO looks like she doing her best little red riding hood.

auntliddy said...

Holy ugly fucking dresses!!!!

FSP said...

Is JLo wearing a cape? Sweet!

jack ducky said...

Nicki looks great. Glad she's toned down the crazy hair and outfits.

Seven of Eleven said...

Music awards seem to be a contest for worst dressed lists.

TalksTooMuch said...

Nicki Minaj looks so sad! ! And she has one of the only non-fug dresses there. Cheer up, Miss Minaj, you'll be back in frosted pink in no time!

IndyLady said...

Is J-Lo channeling her inner Endora?

QueenAnne Guido said...

J Ho is channeling Endora. Sorry, jHo, you're no Agnes Moorhead.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Charlie, she looks like Cruella DeVille dressed for sexy times...

Sunny said...

Iggy - that is too fancy

Krgl420 said...

Are iggy azalea and jlo wearing the same dress?? Ooooooo jlo must have been maaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

And I think Nicki Minaj is gorgeous without the costume make up on

Glitter said...

There was a whole lot of no in those gowns.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Why is Shakira dressed like Mystique?
Rebecca Is Mystique

IndyLady said...

@QueenAnne Guido - I guess we are showing our TV Land love? (Although I remember watching in the 60s)

Meghan said...

Nicki looks great without all the weird hair and clothing!! She's actually a very pretty person.

Jenny from the block wore her bathrobe...

I love love LOVE Miranda, but her clothing choices have gotten boring since she got thin. Navy blue dress and gold dress from the other shows notwithstanding... She looks like Barbie's little sister here... And Carrie. I just can't with that mustard mess...

Jordin looks pretty, albeit boring.

I don't know who Iggy Azaelea is, but... I don't like that dress. Or that hair color with her skin tone...

Meghan said...

!!! I forgot Shania!! She's definitely holding her own up there, and I'm happy for her that she's still around.

And Ricky always looks so much more comfortable now that he's out. I was not surprised in the least, but he just looks so much more relaxed in pics now. Love that.

Renoblondee said...

I like JLo's dress in weird way!

mngddess said...

@Reno - I do, too. That is my absolute favorite color.

Countess Eden said...

Carrie's horrible dress matches her horrible personality! She's so mean to people at events. Even little girls. Trust.

audrey said...

Most of these women look like they bought their dresses out of an old Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Underwood/Lambert tag team

M: Shania

B: Shakira

teresa crane said...

Miranda looks good!

califblondy said...

Miranda looks great.

Shania looks different.

Is JLo wearing red granny panties?

Snootches said...

JLos look reminds me of the green jungle dress from the VMAs that really shot her to A listdom

Countess Eden said...

Count, you wouldn't have any fun with CU. I bet she'd just lay there or stare at you with her stupid stare. Miranda seems fun though! At least she knows her fans are important. She'd put in some effort.

Count Jerkula said...

@Countess: Some chicks are hot enough where for a 1 time only experience, it could be better if they just shut up, laid there and let me have my fun. SFW bikini SFW bikini front view

Freya said...

The best move Nicki Minaj made in her career was firing her previous stylist. She looks phenomenal now.

Countess Eden said...

She'd bitch the whole time count. She has a strange personality off screen. I'm a girls girl too. I loved her until about four years ago. I still love her music, but I consider her someone else when she's public vs private. She is not shy, it's bitchy. I was fine with it until she turned her back to major stars with decades of hits at an event once.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Klondike dress - It's like Fredrick's of Hollywood has a sponsorship deal with Disney's Malificent!

BeckyMae said...

+1 @Freya her make under is fantastic but wigs and drag queen make up are like crack, Nicki will be gussied back up in no time!

Unknown said...

OH MY what to say?
Shakira is fab, love her.
Ricky looks handsome.
everyone else.......nothing.

Charity Channing said...

Jennifer Lopez looks like she's guest starring on Bewitched.

Count Jerkula said...

@Countess: It is a good thing I would have Lambert there to sit on her face and shut her up then ;)

jo davies said...

Oh my sounds like fun....
Love Nicky minaj she looks so good/ shakira as well....love Kelly Rowland but she is always in queen beys shadow no.

Lux said...

I think I'm the only person that liked the crazy pink-haired Nicki Minaj. I thought she was cute. She had a whole harajuku/ghetto thing going on and I dug it.

cowbulls said...

I'm with you on the double mint Barbies but I would move Shakira to M because how the hell could you pass up tapping that B on JLo?
That a$$ has probably aspired more men to want the starfish than any other B in history except maybe Biel.

Count Jerkula said...

JLo is on my list of broads I'd rather punch in the throat than fuck.

If I was doing a Top 3 here, it would be:

Shakira

Underwood/Lambert tag team

Punch JLo in the throat. Then while she is on the floor, gasping for air and hoping her assistant remembers the episode where Radar cut a trach hole, I would talk shit to her.